"We will know we have gone too far when the first self-service funeral parlour opens. The deceased will be delivered to a loading bay where the family scans a QR code, selects cremation or burial and watches a short instructional video called Preparing Your Loved One in Five Easy Steps."
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I Went Shopping. When Did I Become an Unpaid Employee?
This North American tipping culture really annoys me. How businesses fired the staff, handed me the scanner and still expected a tip
![You mentioned the Democrats will come after you if they win. Are you considering pardoning members of your administration prior to the end of your term?
Yeah, sure I’d do that.
Is that something you would consider doing?
Well, Sleepy Joe Biden, he gave pardons to everyone. [Holds up pictures of White House] They're actually—see, this is the way it looks now.
Have you seen the videos of Mitch McConnell back in the Senate? Do you think he should resign because of his health condition?
It was a disappointment to a lot of Republicans. So that's just—well, Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody. He gave them to Fauci. He gave them to this. But you mean I'm not allowed to give them, but Sleepy Joe's allowed to give them? This ain't gonna be much of a story. Here we are doing this. You haven't asked me one fucking positive question. All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative. Why are you devoting all this time to the White House? You know how I do, I do that out of my back pocket. I pay for a lot of it, but I fix it because the White House should look like that. It shouldn’t look like—if you would have stood in that balcony and looked at that wall, half the wall was falling. It's actually dangerous. People are walking under, crap was falling off it all the time. Every time it rained, it was leaking, horrible. Now it's perfect, and I would say that I should be given credit for fixing the White House because I'm also doing very well with the war. I'm doing very well with another war that we already won, Venezuela. Do you notice you haven't asked me a question about Venezuela?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreicdfm5wo2vpa6ha2g4zqfnlcuvutxcxrjlm4hyc7hutr62tswusae)
