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The one thing I like most about living in the northwest is how awesome the apples are. Even in the winter when they're in cold storage they kick ass

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 19m

Hell yeah Johnny Appleseed go git em

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 18h

This is one of the most ridiculous wiki articles I've read in years, especially when you get to the last sentence.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 18h

Yall are making me so glad I'm not watching baseball tonight (tear runs down my face)

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

The swelling's gone down, I got great medical care I won't have to pay a dime of, and I should shut the fuck up. Complaining on the internet helps too though

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

I understand that a high dose of ibuprofen is likely all I need but this shit huuuuurts

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

My elbow still hurts. The nice doctor said it would for a few days but 1: ow, and 2: couldn't they have just given me some morphine so I could act out my Bela Lugosi fantasies

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

C'mon China hit us with C26, we want the unemployment and government checks again

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

I wish I could find a copy of Ronnie's last interview where he kept talking about his horse. Dementia isn't usually funny but fuck that guy

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 22h

Disappointed it's non habit forming. Nancy Reagan and DARE ruined all our fun

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 10/10/2026

Space's placement ahead of healthcare on this very Bluesky reply is really sending me

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't know how to look up the weather on the internet. Please don't explain it to me, it's against my religious beliefs

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think this is the maddest I've ever seen Donald John. Holy cow.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hooray they're giving me a ride

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That sounded way more bitchy than I meant. I probably won't do it, there's a free casino bus nearby

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They're being real weird about the shuttle bus I was initially told would take me home (I'm 35 miles away). They're going to talk to me soon about it and I fully plan on telling them I'll hitchhike if they deny me the ride. I haven't hitchhiked in 15 years and it's illegal here but I'll do it

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I just got this shit taken out of my arm

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I wish someone would de-claw me

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Never mind I'm going home today. Antibiotics to the rescue!

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

if trump sent out $5,000 checks before the midterms I’d vote for him so hard. if he made them $10k I’d vote for him even harder. if he sent out $100k checks right now I’d vote donald trump for president in the midterm election like my life depended on it

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I can go out there but not right now, it's chilly

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At least the view out my window is pretty

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm going to have to get my elbow aspirated again, they haven't told me yet but it's swollen up a ton again. I was praying I'd get to home late today but that doesn't seem likely. Advice: don't let your elbow get infected for no particular reason. They get concerned and you get stuck in the hospital

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Hosey Leopardo @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These turkeys don't like pigs.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't think it's gonna be ICE, it'll most likely be uniformed troops at the ballots. I live in a blue state with mail in voting, however, so who the fuck knows what's going to happen here

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm going to be here until at least Sunday because apparently when they give you the strongest IV antibiotic they carry they have to watch you to make sure it works and doesn't kill you. Boring ass bullshit.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hospitals are boring, especially small ones. And you're in pain during the boredom? They should be made illegal. Ban hospitals.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like the feeling of impending doom. It makes it all the nicer when you pet a cute dog or see a cool tree or whatever

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I would also accept one of these dorks getting swept out to sea

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It would be best if it happened to Anderson Cooper somehow when he's in the studio but alas wishful thinking

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm watching hurricane footage on CNN because I'm stuck in the hospital (stupid elbow) and fingers crossed a piece of debris beans one of the correspondents they're making stand in the storm right in the head

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fearing for their safety, officers say the 72-year-old man pulled out a gun and shot Gonzalez. The woman's boyfriend, who is a police officer and was off-duty, came to the home and put Gonzalez in handcuffs.

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72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: Police

Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fuck yeah the 72 year old hero didn't catch a charge but the ICE agent did

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

tempted to send this article to every senators phone

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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 09/10/2026

An Ohio political blogger let out a surprised laugh as he was found guilty of harassment after he sent an explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek to a powerful lawmaker. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/09/o...

ohiocapitaljournal.com

Ohio political blogger found guilty in explicit Shrek meme trial • Ohio Capital Journal

An Ohio political blogger let out a surprised laugh as he was found guilty of harassment after he sent an explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek to a powerful lawmaker.

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Elbow: drained. But they said they might have to do it again later this afternoon :/

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I would never get in a helicopter. Horrible car accident and I need Careflight? Just let me bleed out, I'd stand a better chance of not dying

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Cool the doc just told me they're going to stick a needle in my elbow to drain out the junk so they can better figure out what's going on. She kind of jumped the gun on "superficial" and I'm in the hospital for another night. Cool. I'm not worried at all I swear. Cool. Fuck the human body. Cool

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hahaha jk they just did more imaging. My arm's probably going to fall off but at least I'll have 4 rounds of images so good I guess?

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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

very cool that the GOP has dropped all pretense and has firmly established themselves as the Pro Rape party

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The high today here is gonna be 55 and still high pollen. It's making my head spin

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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I do not remember it being fun

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