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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
any time is crashout time if you just give me a second I swear to god I just NEED ONE FUCKING SECOND
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Pigeons of Oslo @pigeons-of-oslo.bsky.social · 16h
#pigeonsky #bird
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nobody wants to see jar jar cloaca anymore :(
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 05/10/2026
okay, let's pay some bills
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sixth stop, an art print by -𝚖𝚘𝚡
Gallery Quality Prints
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you're getting those good good scritches from Papa
orange cat being petted by my husbandorange cat all blissed out getting scratched
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a question as old as time, yet still as unanswerable as it was in the beginning... am I hungry or just bored?
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 02/10/2026
OHHHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea PISS BUTT ASS FART
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am normal 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ 🅸 🅰🅼 🅽🅾🆁🅼🅰🅻 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 I ᗩᗰ ᑎOᖇᗰᗩᒪ i̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷n̷o̷r̷m̷a̷l̷ 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made 3 important phone calls today please clap
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evil baby granny 🎃 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 28/09/2026
so i developed the test roll from the olympus stylus and setting aside that i think my chemistry went bad prematurely based on other rolls, everything has this weird light ring around it... i haven't really seen this before. sucks cuz thats an expensive camera. has anyone seen this before?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not to be a horny freak on main but god i love women
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Y'all, beloved community, that I care for as you care for me in true understanding we share of loving mutuality so we all survive, at this time I badly need mutual aid. This ain't no scam. I'm not secretly rich. I'm on medicaid. I'm recovering from the serious trauma of getting committed by cops.
buymeacoffee.com
Support Chantal!
Hello friends! It's me, the author of the novel NONE BUT THE RIGHTEOUS and the novella FES IS A MIRROR and poetry and essay that touches your heart. You might know me from Bluesky where I constan...
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one of these things is not like the others🎵
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#planner #planners #notebooks #stationary Sorry for the SEO quote post but ya boy is on that grindset mindset
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17/09/2026
Warren buffet saying freak the fuck our and panic sell everything right now it's fucking over
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
update: I went to Muji in Munich and got some good paper. I also made a peculiar observation. Muji notebooks that are made in Indonesia feather a bit, but the notebooks made in japan do not feather at all.
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
practicing with my new flex nib fountain pen on all the types of paper I own. The only paper that doesn't feather is (surprisingly) a cheap spiral notebook I bought at Lidl... but its almost out of paper and I cant find a new one in a shop 🥲 anyone have recs for good, budget flex safe paper?
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh shit @berlinerbarbie.bsky.social are u stuck?! do u need help?!?!
a row of beautifully assorted barbie dolls in an antique german cigarette machine. Each of them is holding a cigarette except the child barbie, which i think is holding a vape?!

Cafe Kosmos, btw, in case u want good beer for super cheap in Munich. cash only c:
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/09/2026
"Whale fact:"
[A high-quality underwater photograph of a sperm whale with a Getty Images watermark.]
"big"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
practicing with my new flex nib fountain pen on all the types of paper I own. The only paper that doesn't feather is (surprisingly) a cheap spiral notebook I bought at Lidl... but its almost out of paper and I cant find a new one in a shop 🥲 anyone have recs for good, budget flex safe paper?
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Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus Christ lmao
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
have y'all seen this one before
the meme image of a smug looking frat bro holding up a finger with text superimposed on his tank top which reads: Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"youre not my bank account! you dont get to tell me how hungry I am" -me, about 2 minutes ago
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marcie @ginnygynesauce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
smoldable fartphone
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone having a bad day already, huh? Here's a black cat getting their heebies jeebied.
A blurry photo of a black cat on their back playing Surprise with their human, jiggling about like their heebies have been absolutely jeebied.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 07/09/2026
hungry baby!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 01/09/2025
happy labor day, workers of the world
a stencil of a fist made of overlapping slashlines from a typewriter. caption reads "let's fucking go"
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good Afternoon
A color photo of a large black and white tuxedo cat who is laying on the floor he is looking forward and has almost his entire tounge sticking out good afternoon caturday catsofbluesky cats of bluesky he is my cat his name is Lucas
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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sudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social got a live one for you
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Artist: Jodie Niss, 2022 (oil on wood)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/08/2026
Anyway! Applying for a couple of jobs I’ve seen this week but if you would like me to write for you/your project, please get in touch. I’m a versatile writer but I’m particularly great at dialogue and marketing copy. Plus I’m funny. But you know that. DMs are open or hit me up on LinkedIn
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey folks, I'm down to just a couple orders in my queue so if youve been thinking about getting a wallet or clutch, its the perfect time because my lead times are pretty low at the moment! Ok thanks i love you Boiledowlleathergoods.com
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Here’s a disgusting workplace joke for you all: I call your girl Microsoft Authenticator because she won’t stop asking me to put two digits in
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can a man not find peace?
Good morning a big boy black and white tuxedo cat named Lucas who is hidden between two doors in my room cats of bluesky catsofbluesky
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
frankly you are telling me some things about the origin of this fried rice i do not care to hear
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't think neoliberals should do violence. I think when they do it they're reinforcing violence.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Elmo speaks of himself in third person because he can see the hand controlling him and understands that none of his actions are under his control. He can only watch helplessly as his body is moved by the will of some enormous creature with inscrutable purposes.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Generative AI is the tool and aesthetic of fascism, and that aesthetic only appeals to middle aged divorced sex predators, billionaires, guys who drive cybertrucks, and guys who don't tip. It's the aesthetic of losers, miserable assholes, and guys with a sexual allegations section in their wiki.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*nods knowingly at wisconsin news* they're electing a new pope of cheese curds
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