K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 15hHe's a few short years away from reinventing the wire mother vs cloth mother experiment from first principles 110
Reposted by K QueueBaldur Bjarnason @baldurbjarnason.com · 06/10/2026"Software developers are not okay" www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft... The software industry is becoming increasingly hostile to those who work in it. The uncertainty is affecting even those who believe in the promises of tech. Direct link to the essay: www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft...baldurbjarnason.comSoftware developers are not okayWriting at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland 1718377
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My cat: I would do anything for love Me: Please stop standing on my keyboard My cat: but I won't do that 010
Reposted by K Queuemaria @kitttsune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026El destino de la humanidad es que cada poco se reinvente el chiste de avisadme cuando se caiga El Quijote 26930
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let's hold hands and imagine a world in which Teams didn't sometimes want a whole GB of RAM 000
Reposted by K QueueKevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 19/09/2026The product of programming is the programmer, just as the product of learning is the learner 34211
Reposted by K QueueK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD 8610118
Reposted by K QueueNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"How I envy the complete mess you make of your life." 029868
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"There is a story behind every bad decision" + "lack of access to these stories" is such a great way of thinking about the loss of institutional knowledge and/or the inability to communicate effectively in software dev 100
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Spain and Portugal were colonized by Arabs" lol this dude has never heard of the Visigoths 110
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes I do a fun little thought experiment where I imagine having to explain a post to my extremely not-online partner and this one is very funny 011
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WHOA I've long wanted to do the same thing. Would love to hear how you're going about it 000
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Getting so jacked that my kid will never be able to beat me at arm wrestling. 010
Reposted by K QueueCatsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026From "The Truth Rejects You, Cornelius", a Spanish animated short film based on Marc Torices' comic books. Directed by Khris Cembé & Marc Torices. Produced by Hampa Studio, M. Miyagi Films, Ruibarbo Films. Set to premiere at Seminci Festival. 3485184
Reposted by K Queue聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A girl I dated in my early 20s once while asleep opened her eyes and sat up to say “my apartment has two bathrooms” and I was like “no it just has one” and she laid back down and said “it hides when you come over” 566951
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's the superfecta of buggy/spicket/roly poly/catty-corner, apparently 000
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can't believe I spent the first 20 years of my life repudiating the local dialect and the next 20 years in a foreign country and it still caught me out 😔 100
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am wearing this exact shirt right this minute!! Not only is it one of my prized possessions but I also get compliments on it every time I wear it out 🍲🍲🍲 241
Reposted by K Queuemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind 1264992
Reposted by K QueueBrett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.brettcodes.comI'm done using AIWhy I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels. 783276943
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My parents have such arcane rules for cleaning their espresso machine that I'm giving up and going back to drip 😮💨 020
Reposted by K QueueHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written 511817292
Reposted by K QueueJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'll use an em dash irdgaf. I'll pull an em dash out of my screen and beat a Tesla robot to death with it. I'll move to a cave and sharpen an em dash and use it as a spear to hunt game with... it's so whatever.... 743890
Reposted by K QueueSucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 18/08/2026«Sus muslos se me escapaban como peces sorprendidos: la mitad llenos de lumbre, la mitad llenos de frío.» 2272
Reposted by K QueueTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/05/2026logging on 161760436
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Got Teams locked down on Do Not Disturb so that none of my edgelord coworkers can call to tell me that the eclipse wasn't *that* great 🌚 010
Reposted by K Queue🎃 Sp00py Fran J. Ruiz 👻 @radioactivejawa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Earth once again undefeated as the coolest place in the Universe. 313549
Reposted by K QueueStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188296082
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My mother in my supermarket: Red bell peppers for 1.20€ per kilo... I have died and gone to heaven... 😭 Me in my mother's supermarket: Now exactly HOW MANY bottles of ranch dressing do you think I can smuggle home 000
Reposted by K Queueスキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters 94138423494
Reposted by K Queuetyping pumpkin 🎃 @typingloudly.zip · 05/08/2026being in devops, i'm still not convinced they help at all anytime you produce output divorced from understanding, you create more work for yourself or someone else down the line the problems AI coding tools create at scale will always outpace whatever problems they solve 723713
Reposted by K QueueMatt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards. 422869645
Reposted by K QueueLa vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Julio César Pérez @amarilloindio.bsky.social 04415
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"[thing] doesn't appear in [list]" Okay first of all, which thing and second of all, which list. And third of all do you know what a screenshot is. 000
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My toxic programming opinion is that users should have to watch a short presentation about the five Ws (who, what, when, where, why) before they can submit a bug report. 101
Reposted by K QueueAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279482156
K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026All this The Odyssey discourse has reminded me that when my kid was a baby I realized that he didn't care which book I read to him as long as I did it out loud, so I read him the Odyssey cover to cover (Lattimore, because Wilson's translation was still four years in the future). So there's that. 000
Reposted by K QueueArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked 9199062523
Reposted by K QueueSpooky Sabro @sabro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026¿Sabéis cómo se debate el voto femenino? Como se ha hecho tradicionalmente: con explosivos. 22824277
Reposted by K QueueAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/07/2026I have found one of þͤ most annoying ways to cut down on how many words are in your post. You just use þͤ thorn, representing "th", and combine it with þͤ over-e, letting you replace three letters with merely one! 1734063
Reposted by K QueueJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026this meeting could've been an oral tradition 18314