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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can't believe I spent the first 20 years of my life repudiating the local dialect and the next 20 years in a foreign country and it still caught me out 😔

Screenshot of two lines of text, the top line says "MOST SIMILAR" and the bottom line days "1. Charlotte, NC (50%)"

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am wearing this exact shirt right this minute!! Not only is it one of my prized possessions but I also get compliments on it every time I wear it out 🍲🍲🍲

A close up picture of a person (me) wearing a tshirt with a screen printed image of a bowl of soup and the words "Make soup not war". Raddest tshirt I own by far.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I went to the river this past weekend with the express purpose of looking for spherical rocks to go in my spherical rock collection and all I found was this egg

A picture of a perfectly egg-shaped stone; it's a brown-grey color with some greenish mottling on the underside from algae. It's sitting on a bookshelf with a row of mostly white-spined books behind it. I have no idea what kind of rock or egg it is, will have to wait until it hatches as it's too dense to candle.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

To celebrate the 4th of July I drove to France and ate a poor-to-middling hamburger that cost me 20€ (not pictured)

A view of a valley surrounded by very tall mountains. There are some trees in the valley and a few clouds near the mountain peaks, and at the bottom, a cluster of houses with grey slate roofs. The scene is idyllic but I feel only dread, knowing that at the time it was taken I had forgotten that French restaurants close their kitchens at 2 pm.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The end of the Tomb of the Eaters in Caves of Qud, when you can read the records of your deeds engraved on the walls, is so much funnier when you named your character Hotdog

Screenshot from Caves of Qud. It says "mural of Hotdog. The tomb mural depicts a significant event from the life of the Sultan Hotdog: Gaze upon the sublime body of Hotdog! See the glistening matter recompositer!"

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Made a jar to house my 394748 pairs of scissors

Picture of a ceramic jar in different shades of green. There's a drawing of a pair of scissors with teeth and angry eyes on the jar.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Como buen hijo de gastronomía ruibarbero, he intentado varias veces pedirlo de varios fruteros aquí en España. Todos me jurarían arriba y abajo que eso no existe aquí ni se puede comprar, así que imagínate mi sorpresa cuando me pongo a leer el Quijote hace unos años y ¡PAM! ruibarbo, capitulo VI.

Texto del Quijote:

— No, señor compadre —replicó el barbero—; que éste que aquí tengo es el afamado Don Belianís.

— Pues ése —replicó el cura—, con la segunda, tercera y cuarta parte, tienen necesidad de un poco de ruibarbo para purgar la demasiada cólera suya, y es menester quitarles todo aquello del castillo de la Fama y otras impertinencias de más importancia, para lo cual se les da término ultramarino, y como se enmendaren, así se usará con ellos de misericordia o de justicia; y en tanto, tenedlos vos, compadre, en vuestra casa, mas no los dejéis leer a ninguno.

— Que me place —respondió el barbero.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Y ese mini-museo de parafernalia antigua de farmacia

A pharmacy shop window framed in white against marble walls. There are a lot of objects displayed in the window like apothecary jars, old medicine tins, etc.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Lo que más echo de menos de la ciudad es la abundancia de tiendas pequeñas y raras, como esa sin nombre que aparentemente solo vende orquídeas

Photo of a shop window with a blue window frame against a white wall. In the window is a display of orchids of different colors

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Googling things for work means constantly running across the most cursed sentences I've ever seen in my life.

White text on a black background that says, "Hi everyone, I have over a million rows of text data in a single column (Column A) of an Excel sheet."

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

One thing about me is I love to comply with rules. New rule that time reports need task breakdown in even *more* detail? Sure hope you like to read 😌

A screenshot from a Teams chat with the words SOY DE LETRAS and below, a gif of Elmo raising his arms against a background of flames. SOY DE LETRAS in this case is the spiritual equivalent of "You messed with the wrong English major, bitch"

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

All those moments will be lost in time, like porras in rain

A rainy sidewalk, in the center of the picture are two sad, wet porras (large churros). At the bottom center are the toes of a pair of grey shoes

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The only thing on my calendar was Eat pickles and I didn't even do that 😑

Photo of one day in a planner, the date is the 21st, in the box is written "Eat pickles" highlighted in pink with an X beside it

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Once again I find myself in the pickle store

A picture of a blue plastic package that says Van Holten's Pickle in a Pouch, Extreme Sour Blue Raspberry

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I love American grocery stores so much

A photograph of a box on a store shelf. The box is red and green and has a creamy yellow Christmas-tree shaped lump of butter inside.

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

What in the fresh hell is this

A screenshot that says "Set alert for similar jobs, Technology Evangelist, Spain" with a toggle switch set to OFF

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

What's the over-under on whether these lichens will survive a bisque firing

A curved surface of clay with small sculpted mushrooms and lichens. The clay is gray and the background is a wooden table

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Told my kid I went on a ghost tour in York

Three text messages on a black background. The first one says "Gost?" The second says "Gooooost!!!" And the third says "Did you see a gost?"

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

My most deranged culinary belief is that clouds should be edible.

A view from an airplane window with fluffy white clouds in the foreground and thin cirrus clouds in the background. At the right is the edge of the plane's wing

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

It's nice that the stones on the playa del Saler come pre cabochoned

A arrangement of smooth round and oval beach stones on a beige towel

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Oct. 6 Marigold, dahlia, larkspur, zinnia, equinacea, sage

A bouquet of flowers in a blue glass vase, sitting on a wooden stool in front of a dark blue closet door

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I went to the bonsai museum in Alcobendas this weekend, and now I can't stop thinking about deadwood. Conifers are just out here carrying their old bones around like it's nothing

A photo of a bonsai, probably some species of yew. On the left is green foliage, on the right is bleached deadwood

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

There but for the grace of god go I

A screenshot of a series of posts, all with the message "Post Hidden by Muted Word"

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The correct answer is You cannot kill me in a way that matters

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
Me, cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Happy frickin birthday to me 🌝

La portada de Plantas Silvestres de España Peninsular por Alberto Saldaña Moral

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Lol @ this johnny-jump-up that escaped the window box last year and is now growing in a crack in the sidewalk, more vigorous and more beautiful than it ever was on my balcony

Yellow and purple johnny-jump-up viola growing amongst weeds on the sidewalk

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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The algorithm is hallucinating micro genres again

Screenshot of a Spotify Daylist titled Seclusion Hauntology Thursday Morning

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