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K Queue

@kingoftheghosts.bsky.social
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Professional software bug hunter, amateur botanist/ceramicist. Somewhere outside of Madrid

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Baldur Bjarnason @baldurbjarnason.com · 06/10/2026
"Software developers are not okay" www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft... The software industry is becoming increasingly hostile to those who work in it. The uncertainty is affecting even those who believe in the promises of tech. Direct link to the essay: www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft...
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Software developers are not okay
Writing at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My cat: I would do anything for love Me: Please stop standing on my keyboard My cat: but I won't do that
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yellow Submarine, hands down
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 04/10/2026
A picture of a beige PC era screen with speakers and keyboard to suit, and the text "It's now preferable to turn off your computer"
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maria @kitttsune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
El destino de la humanidad es que cada poco se reinvente el chiste de avisadme cuando se caiga El Quijote
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's hold hands and imagine a world in which Teams didn't sometimes want a whole GB of RAM
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 19/09/2026
The product of programming is the programmer, just as the product of learning is the learner
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026
*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"How I envy the complete mess you make of your life."
Black and white one-panel cartoon 
Two pigs in a barnyard. one is looking down at another who is wallowing in mud. 
Oakland Tribune, California, January 15, 1948
The signature looks like "Ed Nobigan"(?)
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InfilAnak @infilanak.satan.social · 13/09/2026
El video entero es poesia.
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the fuck
Screenshot of my test results with an overall 86 and a 10/10 in French, Portuguese, Spanish, and for some baffling reason, Ukrainian? Never spoken Ukrainian in my life.
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes I do a fun little thought experiment where I imagine having to explain a post to my extremely not-online partner and this one is very funny
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Getting so jacked that my kid will never be able to beat me at arm wrestling.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
From "The Truth Rejects You, Cornelius", a Spanish animated short film based on Marc Torices' comic books. Directed by Khris Cembé & Marc Torices. Produced by Hampa Studio, M. Miyagi Films, Ruibarbo Films. Set to premiere at Seminci Festival.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A girl I dated in my early 20s once while asleep opened her eyes and sat up to say “my apartment has two bathrooms” and I was like “no it just has one” and she laid back down and said “it hides when you come over”
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't believe I spent the first 20 years of my life repudiating the local dialect and the next 20 years in a foreign country and it still caught me out 😔
Screenshot of two lines of text, the top line says "MOST SIMILAR" and the bottom line days "1. Charlotte, NC (50%)"
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am wearing this exact shirt right this minute!! Not only is it one of my prized possessions but I also get compliments on it every time I wear it out 🍲🍲🍲
A close up picture of a person (me) wearing a tshirt with a screen printed image of a bowl of soup and the words "Make soup not war". Raddest tshirt I own by far.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
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I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My parents have such arcane rules for cleaning their espresso machine that I'm giving up and going back to drip 😮‍💨
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written
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Fleibur @drfleibur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Como en Kafka en ningún sitio.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll use an em dash irdgaf. I'll pull an em dash out of my screen and beat a Tesla robot to death with it. I'll move to a cave and sharpen an em dash and use it as a spear to hunt game with... it's so whatever....
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Sucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
«Sus muslos se me escapaban como peces sorprendidos: la mitad llenos de lumbre, la mitad llenos de frío.»
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/05/2026
logging on
an old textbook illustration from the 90s poorly trying to explain computers. it has a boy on a desktop and then he's astral projecting with the computer (smoke and sparkles and mist and etc) and the caption just says "remote login is a lot like astral projection"
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Got Teams locked down on Do Not Disturb so that none of my edgelord coworkers can call to tell me that the eclipse wasn't *that* great 🌚
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🎃 Sp00py Fran J. Ruiz 👻 @radioactivejawa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Earth once again undefeated as the coolest place in the Universe.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My mother in my supermarket: Red bell peppers for 1.20€ per kilo... I have died and gone to heaven... 😭 Me in my mother's supermarket: Now exactly HOW MANY bottles of ranch dressing do you think I can smuggle home
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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typing pumpkin 🎃 @typingloudly.zip · 05/08/2026
being in devops, i'm still not convinced they help at all anytime you produce output divorced from understanding, you create more work for yourself or someone else down the line the problems AI coding tools create at scale will always outpace whatever problems they solve
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/08/2026
#themoreyouknow
Lost of animal sounds Wikipedia entry for the snail, sound categorized as 'Munch, crunch'
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Julio César Pérez @amarilloindio.bsky.social
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 06/07/2024
potato.
A page filled with colored sketches of sprouting potatoes.
#kimgakaku
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Julio César Pérez @amarilloindio.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My toxic programming opinion is that users should have to watch a short presentation about the five Ws (who, what, when, where, why) before they can submit a bug report.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All this The Odyssey discourse has reminded me that when my kid was a baby I realized that he didn't care which book I read to him as long as I did it out loud, so I read him the Odyssey cover to cover (Lattimore, because Wilson's translation was still four years in the future). So there's that.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Spooky Sabro @sabro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¿Sabéis cómo se debate el voto femenino? Como se ha hecho tradicionalmente: con explosivos.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/07/2026
I have found one of þͤ most annoying ways to cut down on how many words are in your post. You just use þͤ thorn, representing "th", and combine it with þͤ over-e, letting you replace three letters with merely one!
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this meeting could've been an oral tradition
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 15/07/2026
It can still come home if the British Museum has the courage!
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Oblique Strategies @obliquestrategies.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Repetition is a form of change
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I went to the river this past weekend with the express purpose of looking for spherical rocks to go in my spherical rock collection and all I found was this egg
A picture of a perfectly egg-shaped stone; it's a brown-grey color with some greenish mottling on the underside from algae. It's sitting on a bookshelf with a row of mostly white-spined books behind it. I have no idea what kind of rock or egg it is, will have to wait until it hatches as it's too dense to candle.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spain is French for sbread
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K Queue @kingoftheghosts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I rate myself highly on the self-assessment every year in order to force my boss to explain why he thinks I deserve a lower mark. This past year the new boss just gave up and left all my high ratings intact. Performance review is psychological warfare.
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