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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 4h
I assume the John Rocker and Jose Canseco accounts are run by the same guy somewhere
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 6h
One of the greatest lies he's ever told
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 11h
i don't imagine there are news outlets that would be interested since it only affects twitch streamers and we are lower than dirt, but the new AI "content warnings" that twitch has introduced for sponsored streams are crazy. it monitors what you're saying and pings you if you say a word like "beer"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11h
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 15h
Great game
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 07/10/2026
😇 #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kyle Fletcher's here. They call him the ProtoStar, because he's the Prototype of a Star.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE WARRIORS is a real moviemaker's movie: it has in visual terms the kind of impact that "Rock Around the Clock" did behind the titles of BLACKBOARD JUNGLE. THE WARRIORS is like visual rock. (1979)
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phylan @phylan.website · 06/10/2026
nodding
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of unfamous but working comics have been able to eke out a living in large part due to royalty checks from siriusxm's raw dog comedy channel. six months ago, sebastian maniscalco bought it and the channel now heavily features already famous comics, and the checks for smaller acts have dried up
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Siriusxm — Stand Up For Stand Up
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Jeremy Appel 🍉 @readtheorchard.org · 06/10/2026
SCOOP: I obtained screenshots of some of the proposed resolutions UCP members are ranking in the lead up to November’s convention. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...
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SCOOP: UCP mulls trans bathroom ban, abortion, secession debates at 2026 AGM
These policy resolutions were proposed by party members. Not all of them will necessarily make it to the convention floor in November.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me in August: “Digger looks bad” Me in September: “Digger looks really bad” Me in October: “I’m probably going to see Digger”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New favorite Pope Bob moment
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ten years, and they’re all like ‘it’s very hard to cover such an unpredictable politician’. Nope. It isn’t hard, you just don’t want to do it.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Fred Willard's 'Hey Wha Happened?'
Alt: Fred Willard's 'Hey Wha Happened?'
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's not an exaggeration to say that a handful of guys now own almost all the media in the Anglosphere, and those guys are all in the same club.
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" book series
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/10/2026
bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dog, Boy, and St. John River Alex Colville 1958
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao justin herbert
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cody Rhodes as Guile holding up a baby
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my goddddddd
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now obsessed with SoloRoto
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope looking at his hands after watching the White Sox game and saying "whoa"
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 03/10/2026
Oh wow In May, I reported Alberta separatists were using an app developed by GOP operatives with ties to US ambassador Pete Hoekstra @theglobeandmail.com now reports the same operatives flew to Calgary on a private jet for a secret meeting with separatist leaders: pressprogress.ca/alberta-sepa...
The pitch began with a prayer.
On an afternoon in late January, Mitch Sylvestre, the leader of Alberta's most prominent separatist organization, gathered with three of his lieutenants in a boardroom not far from the executive hangars at the Calgary International Airport, where private jets shuttle in and out of the city away from prying eyes.
It was a few hours before thousands of Albertans would gather near the city centre at a rally to launch the separatist campaign. But this meeting, convened behind closed doors a half-hour drive away, was invite only.
The Alberta Prosperity Project chose the location to accommodate its guests, Republican political strategists from Michigan who helped Donald Trump win the state in the 2024 U.S. presidential election.
The American delegation travelled to Calgary to sell them on software developed for Republicans to get out the vote - and how it could be used to wrench Alberta from Confederation.
"They were young Christians. Capable, intelligent people," Mr. Sylvestre said. "We prayed before we started the meeting.""There is no secrecy'
One of the key figures behind the Michigan software company has expressed strong views on Alberta.
On July 1, Mr. Born wrote on social media: "On this Canada Day, I hope this is the last year Alberta is part of Canada." He has also called for U.S. annexation of the province.
A hunter, outdoorsman and commercial real estate agent in Grand Rapids, Mr. Born is the stepson of J.C. Huizenga, a wealthy Republican donor and founder of National Heritage Academies, a network of conservative charter schools in the U.S.
Mr. Wierda is the nephew of Erik Prince, who founded and ran the private military contractor Blackwater before it was sold to investors in 2010, and Betsy DeVos, the education secretary during Mr. Trump's first term.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GarfieldEATS Guy Update It is frankly beast to claim people are telling you that your opponent is dying so you can pretend he’s unfit for office.
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A PERSONAL STATEMENT
While door-knocking across Etobicoke North-Ward 1, several constituents expressed concerns to me about Councillor Vincent Crisanti's well-being. I don't know the circumstances, and I won't speculate about anyone's private health.
If Vincent is going through a difficult health matter, I sincerely wish him strength, good health and a full recovery. My thoughts are also with his family.
Vincent and I may have different visions, priorities and ambitions for the future of Ward 1. Those differences belong in the democratic debate. Someone's health does not.
Whatever happens in an election, we remain neighbours and members of the same community.
Get well, Vincent.
- Nathen Mazri
Candidate for Toronto City Council
Ward 1 - Etobicoke North
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 02/10/2026
MAXIMUM SEGA.
Various black SEGA hardware.
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blair Witch Project - 4 stars
Mortal Kombat 2 (2026) - 2 Stars
Christine - 4 stars
Blood Work - 3 stars
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like displaying heads on pikes
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re-hire Max Caster #rehiremaxcaster
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This really made me laugh
A screenshot from Reddit:

r/grunge
How do you feel about Dave Grohl? Any thoughts or opinions?
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep thinking about "personalised" books/art made by AI and remembering James Baldwin's quote "you think your pain and heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read" these AI bros are deliberately doing a psyop on themselves to cauterise their capacity for empathy
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Zubes @zubes.ca · 01/10/2026
Last night AEW paid tribute to PAC by doing what we should all do with the things we love the most: taking it seriously. zubes.ca/tv/the-joy-o...
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The Joy of Taking It Seriously — zubes.ca
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wardlow last night
Dazzle camouflaged ship
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
BLACK ARROW!!!!!!!!!! #AEWDynamite
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Wrestling Brain @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A move can make you cry
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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captain nasty stride @kingkongfundy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really excited to check out Mike Tomlin's Minecraft server later
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
I don't know if Jon Moxley can see the future, but he can see truth. #AEWDynamite
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 01/10/2026
According to @theglobeandmail.com, the email account used by "Daniel Robson" was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account earlier this year The fake journalist's articles published in Canada also "praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI" and encouraged closer ties between Canada and Morocco
Several of the Robson articles published in Canada also praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI and urged Canada to form a security partnership with the African country.

The Globe identified a link between Morocco and Mr. Robson. According to a digital research tool, Mr. Robson's e-mail address was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account in March, 2026. That account was last active in early September, records show.
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