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Conner of Kinghorn

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UN Sec. General Antonio Guterres during the speech of Donald Trump at the UN General Assembly Sept. 22nd
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Richard Osman's House Of Games has done one thing it's shown us how fucking thick the average celebrity actually is.
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My local is playing Sweet Caroline..at this point you might as well play Three Lions
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Want to feel old? This is the Johnny Cab from Total Recall today.
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Gàidheal Gèidh @grumps2772.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The far-right "Pink Ladies" held a rally at Glasgow Green yesterday.The group claims to protect women's safety, defend strict gender norms, and keep trans women out of female spaces.But the actual turnout ended up being an absolute masterclass in irony. 🧵👇
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's a new clinic round the corner from me called Snatchural. I'm scared to hazard a guess what services they provide.
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After 9/11, many Americans opted to drive instead of fly. But because plane travel is much safer than car travel, the shift led to a surge in crash deaths. Researchers have found that the number of lives lost (2,000+) is comparable to those killed on 9/11. www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1...
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A screenshot from Blade Runner or Decker and Rachel with the text

"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move.

But convincing her she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning.

It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But I was carried out of Ground Zero by 2 firefighters.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 09/09/2026
Fifth Beatle Abbey Road
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's not unusual. It happens all the time deadline.com/2026/09/tom-...
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Tom Jones Claims He Was Fired From 'The Voice UK' By ITV
Sir Tom Jones is known for his booming baritone voice — and he has certainly used it to call out ITV's decision to fire him from 'The Voice UK.'
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: Kid of school age goes to school news.sky.com/story/prince...
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Prince George starts first day at Eton College
It's the same public school his father, the Prince of Wales and uncle, the Duke of Sussex, attended, along with many other famous names, including actors and former prime ministers.
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Terrace Podcast @terracepodcast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scottish Premiership weekend review! Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss discuss contrasting fortunes of the Edinburgh sides, praise for Craig McLeish's Buddies, Derek McInnes turning it around, and the state of Aberdeen Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/4sff... Watch: youtu.be/fBQASU2JwY8
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Norway's Prime Minister ripped apart trumps stupid letter. Love this! Every leader receiving a letter like this from TACO, should do the same. Thanks for your attention to this matter! ============================
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When beauticians give up on subtlety (or "How to go from 0 to Trademark Violation in 3 shops")
A salon called Pretty Woman. A generic phrase and Roy Orbison song for inspiration A salon called Miss Congeniality's. A bit more specific movie film referenceA salon called Friends. With the exact font used on the Friends title. We're not even pretending now
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got my unread mails down to 200
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Mrs. Doyle's Smug Expressions in Father Ted
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TIL: "It's Chico Time" was written by the same guy who wrote Aerosmith's "Livin on the Edge" Anything for a buck, eh? youtu.be/vzUpEAx58og?...
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The Most Bizarre UK No.1s of the 2000s
YouTube video by Trash Theory
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The reaction to the death of Diana was the first sign that something was seriously wrong with media/society. It's unravelled disastrously since then.
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wanted to watch Candyman this morning but because Google TV's voice recognition is shite I've had to say "Candyman" 3 times in to the remote before it recognised what I was saying. Now I'm worried if my TV technically classes as a mirror as it has a reflection
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 30/08/2026
I see Jason Statham has a new Jason Statham movie out where me plays Jason Statham being Jason Statham
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FROM THE DIRECTOR OF STATHAM
JASON STATHAM
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THERE'S STATHAM IN THE WATER
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IN CINEMAS
AUGUST 21
LIONSGATE
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/08/2026
From Scotland, I look at England’s water privatisation disaster. I wish you had done what we did | Devi Sridhar
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From Scotland, I look at England’s water privatisation disaster. I wish you had done what we did | Devi Sridhar
Listening to debate, you’d think bringing English water companies into public ownership was a radical socialist idea. Here, we call it common sense, says chair of global public health at the University of Edinburgh Devi Sridhar
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saying, "enjoy the bank holiday!" to self-employed people is like saying "enjoy the rapture!" to a satanist.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BIG MAN BIG MAN BIG MAN
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Topaz William Low
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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THIS MORTAL COIL SONG TO THE SIREN
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs
I'VE just bought a new TV
and wonder if any of your
readers could recommend a show
with James Corden in? It's just
I want to check that the mute
button works.
Skipper McKipper, Ashbourne
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"This train calls at Carnforth, Wennington, Bentham, Clapham, Giggleswick, Long Preston, Hellifield, Gargrave,.Skipton,.Keighley, Bingley Shipley"
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Gamatroid 🕹️ @gamatroid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
X-Men Arcade by Konami was probably the first good X-Men game AND the first good game where you could play as Wolverine. I still love playing it to this day.
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Sylvester Stallone & Kurt Russell Fake Out High Five
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I said the end of Lost was shit. A guy took it very personally & wrote a multi post reply explaining why I was wrong. He then stalked me for weeks on Twitter, asking why I hadn't replied / was I admitting I was wrong / etc. "Forfar for the league" "Why haven't you replied to my post about Lost?"
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't wait for the scene where James Bond spends 20 mins navigating Cumbernauld's roundabouts ending up with a fight on top of The Centre
Digital Spy UK article headlined "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location"
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fake news from the BBC. I remember going on a ferry that had well over a thousand people on it as well as cars and lorries
A BBC News alert saying 230 people crossed the channel in a single boat and claiming it is the largest number of people yo reach the UK in one vessel
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Next week on Channel 4: The Great AC/DC Myth? Is it really a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll? Did shaking take place at all, let alone all night long? What *is* next to the moon?
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Silly Guitar Performance Live Concert
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The line between horror and comedy can be a thin one. Vic and Bob's brilliant Masterchef sketch from 1995 made me laugh out loud while my skin was crawling. "HE IS SAD!"
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reform really are the gift that keep giving www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Reform councillor quits – but sends resignation letter to wrong council
Christine Duffy sent the letter to Kidsgrove Town Council, rather than Newcastle-under-Lyme Borough Council
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/06/2023
I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only the first and second bridges across the Firth of Forth are Forth Bridges. The third Firth of Forth bridge is the Queensferry Crossing. It'll be interesting to see what they call the fourth Firth of Forth bridge, though.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have put up a ten minute incoherent summary of my reaction to ADHD MYTH? #adhd #neurodiversity #neurodivergence #channel4 www.patreon.com/RobinInce/po...
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ADHD myth? a trepanation | Robin Ince
This is just to get a few thoughts out of my head. It's probably incoherent, but there will be a coherent one at Cosmic Shambles in the next
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My TV is recommending some Richard E Grant program. I can never watch him again thanks to @limmy.com
A screenshot from Limmy's video of him taking the piss out of Richard E Grant's "The Rise of Skywalker" YouTube video
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 18/08/2026
I'm the greatest clown in the world.
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S06E15 Homie the Clown (2F12) 12 February 1995
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's a group of 30 Chinese tourists queuing up to get into the Chinese buffet in town. I don't know how you pronounce "disappointment" in Mandarin but I'm about to find out
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Ellison was confident that his proposed Warner takeover would sail through its regulatory clearances." That sounds like a "you" problem, Davie www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays
Tech scion David Ellison's company wants the coalition of 12 states and the WGA to cover the 'ticking fees' that Paramount could incur due to Warner deal delays.
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Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Prestige (2006) 🎥 Directed by Christopher Nolan #FilmSky
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Jonty @redjont.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A major Ebola outbreak is tearing through the DRC: 1000's infected, more than 2,300 dead, health workers reaching barely 30% of cases. & much of the world has barely noticed says @profdevisridhar.bsky.social Global threats are multiplying just as we're dismantling our capacity to respond to them.
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As Ebola kills thousands in DRC, a perfect storm is making the virus hard to stop | Devi Sridhar
New species and regional instability are factors – but decisions made in the US and Britain are also costing lives, says Devi Sridhar, chair of global public health at the University of Edinburgh
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I Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We don't need another inquiry into press behaviour, we've already had one. We just need to enact its recommendations in full. #leveson @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
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Conner of Kinghorn @kinghornbeach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Coffin Dance Meme: Dancing Pallbearers
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