Reposted by KyleHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243375590
Reposted by KyleBen "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They gotta rename that subreddit 114511
Reposted by KyleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight 2960566
Reposted by KyleHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It’s time for some real facts. There was once a company who offered a job for $45.00/hour for an entry position. The catch? You had to sit in waist deep sewage and your top half had to be on fire. Only one person, a single mother of three, took the job. That’s a life lesson called integrity. 3584
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Just once in my life I wanna give a dear friend the Sopranos slap on the face into a hug 120
Reposted by KyleBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 17/10/2025There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents. 1751455
Reposted by Kylecaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/10/2025can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize 562145213
Reposted by KyleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I am watching the Jake Gyllenhaal Road House with the volume turned down, cranking NIN’s TRON:Ares soundtrack. It’s called cinema. 1426411
Reposted by KyleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I like all the racist stuff Trump is doing but my daughter is immunocompromised so the RFK/vaccine stuff frustrates me. I’m a real guy and I open carry 543018
Reposted by KyleAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 05/08/2025I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks 3396559
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Me at gates of heaven/afterlife entrance of choice: God/whatever what was my purpose in life? God/whatever: Why for sharing a rad picture/video of an owl set to the song "Owlwood" by Swedish post-metal band Cult of Luna in your instagram stories, my dear boy 010
Reposted by Kylelibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 03/07/2025thinking about the thing that should happen 191023154
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Sisyphus' boss: Hey bud, just wanna make sure you remember to push that boulder today. Gonna be a real busy week so do NOT forget to get that done Sisyphus: 🙄 010
Reposted by Kylethesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 02/05/2025“Why are people using these words” I dunno man cuz they’re there, I’m sorry it makes you feel old or whatever 2172
Reposted by KyleBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/04/2025JD Vance killed the pope with his vibes 13968150
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I love that my apartment complex has weekly water shut-offs for "maintenance". I don't know what needs to be maintained with this sort of frequency, but the experience of getting home from a long day of work and not knowing whether or not I get to take a shower is truly thrilling 030
Reposted by KyleMatt Apodaca @mattapodaca.bsky.social · 04/04/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race trackALT: a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track 5958
Reposted by KyleTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 28/03/2025All the AI Ghibli art looks awful. The perfect example of how AI is incapable of capturing the soul of a piece of art. That shit is pure garbo. 224019
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I don't care who you are, if your try talking to me about nootropics I will kick you in the dick 110
Reposted by KyleHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist” 562820304
Reposted by KyleDave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Since 2016, every time I’ve gotten a news alert on my phone I’ve prayed it would say he’s dead. 1120013
Reposted by KyleJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 27/02/2025If ham is allowed to spiral, then so am I. 124471
Reposted by Kylecaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/03/2025pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci doctor: then shut the fuck up 561977
Kyle @kie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Rng finally gave me something I've been wanting, the sicko Darkrai 120
Reposted by KyleDave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I was reading this book about WW2 and it said the first thing American soldiers would do when they spotted Nazis is shoot at them. 5947
Reposted by KyleAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Year 2030. The Fractured States of America I ride my motorcycle across the wasteland. The bandolier on my chest is filled with chicken eggs, precious cargo I’m delivering from Mecha Indiana to Nuevo Chicago. I am an Eggrunner A bullet whizzes past my mohawk. Yolk Bandits… 618328
Reposted by KyleBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Ok man, I’ll tell them 214117761357
Reposted by KyleBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/02/2025thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this 251246168
Reposted by KyleAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law. 15883181
Reposted by KyleHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 14/12/2017the implication here is that the face breathes which means it has lungs and blood 2479
Reposted by KyleBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Gen Z Slingblade would be like "Skibidi Terlet" most likely. 1849738
Reposted by Kylethesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Don’t you hate it when you door dash a bag of gold coins and they leave it right up against the door so you can’t open the door without it spilling everywhere 7605
Reposted by Kylecaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025my least favorite stage of sleep is Rapid Bowel Movement 730322
Reposted by KyleColton Dunn @captdope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Remember that part in the original Willy Wonka movie where Willy Wonka took the kids on that crazy ass boat and all that tripped out stuff started playing around them. Chicken heads getting cut off big ol lizard face, Willy spittin spooky bars - That’s America now. 261398122
Reposted by KyleRev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ. 193131103963
