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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Imagine you walk into a bar at nine o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is sitting there playing the piano. Then, when you ask him to sing a song, he, like, gets all annoyed.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

For those unsure, a really easy way to celebrate Pride Month is to just not be a fucking asshole. Try it if you are struggling!

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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 29/05/2026

My pal @gregproops.bsky.social - one of the funniest comics to ever do it - has a new album out today: KIDDING. BUT STILL. Improvised live in San Francisco at the Punchline. Get into it: lnk.to/kiddingbutst...

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I’m auctioning my bike and helmet from the Puscifer tour! All proceeds to benefit Safe in Austin, which helps special needs animals. Signed by me, all the members of Puscifer, and more! Go bid! ebay.us/m/Wr1WEX

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Seth Bate (he/him) @sethbate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Reading the @mrdavehill.bsky.social Dark Regards graphic novel while the thunderstorm tries to decide if it’s going to be a tornado. Pretty #metal.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Join today at mrdavehill.bigcartel.com

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I would like to live in a country where if you Google the president's name and "13 year-old girl" nothing comes up.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

If I have a dying message to Americans it’s that you can speak into a cell phone at a normal volume, as if the person you’re speaking with has their head on your shoulder, and they will hear every word just great. No nred to yell like you’re in a WWII movie.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

When I was in college, we were taking a year-end final when the teacher offered extra credit to anyone with a copy of “Mechanical Resonance” by Tesla he could borrow. I have thought about this at least once a year ever since.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The Puscifer “Normal Isn’t” North American tour starts one month from today. I am opening all 32 shows. Come to all of them.

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David Huntsberger @davidhuntsberger.com · 11/02/2026

Episode 22 of INTERCEPTS is available and has these @bsky.app individuals voice acting their fannies off: @wendymolyneux.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

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Episode 22 - Butch and Lana

Podcast Episode · Intercepts · 02/11/2026 · 27m

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...

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Janie Haddad Tompkins❌👑 @janiehaddad.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

At LaGuardia airport. Yes, someone tampered with my luggage. But it was me. It was me all along. And the worst part is I’d do it again.

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Brian Level @brianlevel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Played around with some paints. massaged some stuff digitally. I don't have really high confidence yet but also had a great time!

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell ‘em Dave sent ya!

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Why does every ICE agent look like he is being paid in chicken wings?

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.

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Martin Ontiveros @martinheadrocks.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit tee design for the inimitable Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social

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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

A friend and I got each other Cameos from @mrdavehill.bsky.social for xmas and neither of us had any idea that the other was doing the same thing, so that is the bones of my new elevator pitch for a Lifetime Christmas miracle movie.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Take that, everyone from high school!

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I have decided to teach Dan Smith guitar.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

There are days when I think I don’t have the energy to be the leader of Antifa. But then I put on my hot pants and get to work. Right now smoothie are 2-for-1 at all of our locations.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I loved Grover from Sesame Street as much as the next guy but having him do NYC subway announcements is quickly making me hate him.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

What is the thinking behind Robert Deniro playing two roles in “Alto Knights.” Is it supposed to be like the Klumps?

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

It’s Tuesday. Let’s make it all about the butt.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

It’s Monday. Let’s make it all about the butt.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It’s Sunday. Let’s make it all about the butt.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Why does Adam Sandler put so much effort into dressing badly? It would be much easier to dress well. I don’t care if everyone thinks I’m a B for saying this.

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I deactivated my Threads account yesterday. Who will satisfy the moms over there now?

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@ Deep Cuts @deepcutsthegame.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This week: Dave Hill, proving once again he shreds equally on guitar and on the page. 🎸✍️✨ #DeepCutsPodcast #DaveHill #witchtaint #valleylodge @mrdavehill.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/d...

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Why are the two announcers on NBC football dressed like it’s freezing outside and then the third guy is dressed like he’s going to a beach wedding?

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Can I just say that American football has always seemed kind of stupid and boring to me and also I have a huge penis?

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Can anyone recommend some Christmas music where the singer really sells it?

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Eating some fucking pizza. Might get up to some porking later.

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