Reposted by CoreyFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1247681
Reposted by CoreyCagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 5hIts Weird Little Man time in Sneakstown 625342
Reposted by Coreythrilled salmon @thrilledsalmon.bsky.social · 10htripping over the curb and Dropping my porygon 2 on the sidewalk and it shatters into millions of pieces as I fall to my knees and start screaming 02010
Reposted by CoreyBrian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 12hWe're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post. 71744561
Reposted by Coreymerritt @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 112378366
Reposted by CoreyPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sorry netflix is doing a *straight* hockey romance to get on the heated rivarly train? there's like 4 seconds of actual hockey in that show lmao 1039249
Reposted by Coreyvert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The print run for my new queer horror novel, MELT: REFRAIN, launches on @backerkit.com on 29 October! Hector wants his status quo back; Simon knows their current company won't let that happen. At what point does the dog break the leash, or the bird escape the cage? Follow now for a free preview. 🩸backerkit.comWould you handle immortality with grace? Let MELT: Refrain run you through the consequences.From subvertebra - Would you handle immortality with grace? Let MELT: Refrain run you through the consequences. 01211
Reposted by CoreyNina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it 121534422
Corey @kevinnightfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this has gotta be one of the saddest attempts to steal my account yet lol 110
Reposted by CoreyEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102512641
Reposted by CoreyJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444771074
Reposted by CoreyI Cum on Smexy Dragon Tails @bananly.northsky.social · 22/09/2026do you care her. Miss Mari Ohara. 1102
Reposted by Coreyon that good kush and meowcohol @cougartherian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts Intersex doesn't mean having both parts 210749
Reposted by Coreyvert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026MELT: REFRAIN: A 🔞 queer trans horror novel about toxic corporate vampires in love, and other four-letter words. One part Gothic, one part psychological torment; all sex and death. Everything changes for the worst all the time. What are you going to do about it? Available now on Itch & Payhip. 🪦🕊️ 139596
Corey @kevinnightfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*remembers the metaphor I used for certain miel art* so would being in the nosebleeds here be the normal ones or being right behind home plate? 130
Corey @kevinnightfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026y'all *better* be reposting this on every social you have 010
Reposted by Coreyouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS 3832002236
Reposted by Coreycharlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[said like a fire emblem character whos about to do a critical hit] jerk your worthless penis and perish! 9646214
Reposted by CoreyCagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like these mushroom children quite a lot 3527114
Reposted by CoreyRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 27/09/2026Why do the avatars on the Meta Pervert Pendant look like characters from a 2011 Dutch children’s TV show whose title translates to “Happy Penis Man Friends and Mister BumBum” 3345096
Reposted by CoreyTAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you can’t even write jokes better than this 5435201078
Reposted by CoreyVapor Weyve @nymphomachy.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026This is also why KOSA, FOSTA/SESTA and the age verification grift panopticon are socially apocalyptic 1877358
Reposted by CoreyJen~ ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @m000sey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mareeeep! 💗 #pokemon #pokemonart #fanart 51417432
Reposted by Coreyjude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026perverts are your friends and your allies 1828251088
Reposted by CoreyKevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools? 1072259529
Reposted by Corey☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 27/09/2026This is pro wrestling in its purest form. It blurs the line between performer and audience, no one takes a bump but it still elicits a massive reaction, and it's really really funny 28626
Reposted by CoreyK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026literally any time Penny from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet comes up I will take the time to point out that she's black because it's the funniest thing that sounds fake but is totally real 1131882
