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Kevin Florian

@kevinflorian.bsky.social
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musician; breakfast consultant

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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 9h
good men know. defer to her pleasure 🌟 more joy!
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 8h
Philly is the new Chicago. feels true? maybe? just something i’ve been thinkin about
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 13/10/2026
This bill would abolish ICE, DHS, and CBP, transferring legitimate customs duties to other departments. It would sunset Section 219 of the INA close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility and shutter all immigration detention centers. You have my sword, milady.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
kind of fun that some dutch guy who i guess had never heard of animals got to name wildebeests
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🧵
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💅
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there’s never been a better time ditch spotify for Qobuz!
community.qobuz.com
AI Charter — Qobuz Community
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Oh damn, @nasboat.org beat me to it, but hey x.com/JuiceSimpson...
x.com
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
horgus
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here is Jason Benetti explaining Pikachu and Super Smash Bros to Steve Stone
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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Chicago White Sox @notwhitesox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The Tamale Guy" delivered tonight's game ball in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Night!
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cristiano ronaldo retire bitch, portugal is better off without you
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking all my medical advice from a doctor with two left arms
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Financial services"
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
far too awesome for ai to have made it
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
siri dal makhani is this anything?
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
babe, I’m not breaking up with you, i’ve just decided not to continue our enhanced relationship in the coming months!
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
using this exact language, but for breaking up with someone
American and Hyatt have worked together to bring added value and choice to members of both the AAdvantage® and World of Hyatt programs. Today
we wanted to let you know after careful consideration, we have mutually decided to not continue our enhanced relationship in the coming months.
While the exclusive relationship is being discontinued, you can still earn miles on hotel stays
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
dailym.ai/1zAZr2i
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
lol bsky.app/profile/phil...
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(stirring cauldron) Eye of newt and milk of tits... Please make Diplo play the hits! (Diplo emerges naked from cauldron) Hello .
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ahh hell yeah! i can go to the sf one this time 🤘🤘
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Is the plural of chungus chungi?” god i love this kid
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
these people are fucking freaks
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pedri, Gordon, and Lamine Yamal feeding Raphinha up front? absolutely unconscionable, should be illegal, will be fun as hell to watch
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Barcelona is going to score a ludicrous and possibly record-breaking number of goals this season
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Cover 3 Boston Sports @coverboston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone needs a Payton Tolle in their life 🤗
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
done thinkimg, still sucks
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the kiddo, seeing a penis shaped thing anywhere, currently identifies the scrotum as the bladder. which means he believes, for a brief period in his life, that Pee Is Stored In The Balls
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
keyboard players be like
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my 9yo told me today ”I saw grandma take, like, these big chungus pills” wtf where does he learn this?! is he gonna be More Online than me? simultaneously proud and frightened
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Katy // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when people said we needed a "joe rogan of the left" i said anyone who approaches that has been and will continue to be condemned by the very people searching for that. they want a joe rogan of the center left and that is a contradiction in terms
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Kevin Florian @kevinflorian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my stripper name is Bélla Buttóck
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