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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 17h
Not big on all the fantasy punishments people come up with for City, but a comically large points deduction would be good. Stuck at the bottom of the table on -712
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only loosely followed the Ireland match stuff but seems like it's ending how it was always bound to, shame
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really bad when you see a clip of the current taskmaster, why have we allowed Matt Lucas to lose weight
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Found it really hard to think of tv shows I like for any sort of list. Utopia, Interview with the Vampire, that bbc4 one with Mark Heap and Ruth Jones where they were both autistic ramblers?
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Punishment speculation is the main fun in this but I really want to know what it does to the City players this season, saw the Americans wilt in the summer under the extra attention after the red card got overturned
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great that we get advancements in the City case and drinking in the stands at same time, loads of big plot points coming home to roost
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found out Soccer Ref Ivan Barton whom many may remember from this last World Cup as our favorite CONCACAF referee of drama has a sponsorship deal with an El Salvadoran Chicken Place that offers a 2 meals for the price of one deal every September 🤳: Pollo Campestre www.instagram.com/pollocampest...
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasn't going to bother with this but I spent too long thinking about it while washing up
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Desperate for Harry Kane to follow through on his NFL hopes so I can see an enormous man snap him in two
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turned on the match 40 seconds before United equalised, my bad
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Supporting Norwich must have been fucking dreadful over the last week, two 3-4 losses, both after taking the lead, going behind and then pulling it back to 3 all. And thrashed by city's kids in between
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Forgot that now we've swapped right backs the attacking output has gone back to Timber ineffectively popping up in the box, no more cute overlaps
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the positive side for Spurs they got a lot of touches inside the box against Everton, they're starting to click
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sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Day7 jūryō J4 Mitakeumi 2-4 (L) J1 Kyōkukaiyū 2-4 (R) Former Ōzeki Mitake’s bouts are pretty lackluster these days but this one was good 🤗 #akibasho2026
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image:
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd make myself so sad by telling him how Jack Wilshere turned out
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wish I was watching arsenal tonight so I could see the future balon d'Or winner scoring. Dowman got a couple as well
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going through the previous seasons now, these are great. Lovely little puzzles
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's such a shame that Enzo Fernandez is pretty good
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it just nothing too complicated and dorgu was playing him on all along, then a check to see if Enzo touched it?
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Favourite thing that half was when Enzo did a repeat of his world cup final red card tackle, what a signature move to have
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hard to judge anybody for committing a red card offence when Bruno is up to that
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you think it's possible to pull your socks up any higher than Eze has today
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nimbys remained unmatched
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think he could do it
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lacroix absolutely locked up Gyokeres in the Palace match last season, no surprise to see it happen again
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gyokeres making his first appearance now the window's shut, we were definitely trying to sell him weren't we
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really easy to understand how Chelsea let in 5 goals over their first two matches
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lovely to get another match of Neville being awestruck by the concept of teams defending a corner and leaving players upfield for the counter
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Betis against Madrid has bene a really good match, love Pellegrini's shiny shirt
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that's a very early leader for fastest I've turned a match off this season
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/09/2026
i love these dialect quizzes because theres always at least one question that feels like someone is pranking me. what
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was quite funny. 50m fee all you could offer? Sounds like it was a massive waste of time then lads
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shot chaser etc etc, whatever meme you want really
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's so beautiful
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hope the Rwandan tourist board has learned a little lesson about loyalty tonight
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Honestly there should be some sort of accumulation yellow card for offsides, think Havertz is on 6 now
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/08/2026
Yeah the name makes it tempting but I probably wouldn’t reach for the Chet Hanks goal call
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does kimchi ever start to taste good or are you just supposed to like the flavour of sour vegetables
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do city get a choice in this
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How many weeks until De Zerbi threatens to quit
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I was playing football manager and my defender did this I'd report it as a bug
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's so fun to draw a club I've never heard of in the champions league
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had an ice cream van down the street earlier, first one I've seen for months. Why did this guy take the summer off
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Coming of Age, that was horrible. Think I watched all the first series
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Osula got a bit ignored after last season, he's on the cusp of being something proper
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It really was weird that Elanga was so shit last season. Simplest possible type of player to get a tune out of
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