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There’s a video people are increasingly posting of a disabled woman being applauded at a party or something and I find it beyond despicable and beneath dirt! I truly hate it!

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Q: What do you call an Australian pop singer who is a tiny freshwater fish belonging to the carp family, or any very small fish used as fishing bait? A: Kylie Minnow!

‘ANATHEMA’ the most evil word you can say

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you’ve the heart of a true sweetie you can paint wall, drill holes, smoke window, turn shared garden into urban farm, and landlord will still go cat stevens wild world when u depart

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Ten minute Traitors pause to explain to the bulgarians why the mere mention of Amol Rajan gets me boiling

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m doing so much laundering strangeness through my pronouns lately

had an intern in an office years ago who didnt say a word all week then submitted a four page complaint about me being woke and rude. just seen he’s a political reporter for the bbc now

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there will be scant rotten fruit left for the rest of you once the gay boys are done with me for saying this but i really like what st vincent did on daddy's home :)

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two years of hrt and grinding my teeth every night 💪 dont listen to your endo btw my teeth are DEFINITELY getting smaller 🥰

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Idk I think he looks about 38. Not saying he looks good this is just what an unattractive 38 year old looks like

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T shirt made of towel just for air drying hair in. I am offering 10% equity for one million billion pounds

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The perfect Wednesday? It’s quite simple. Take small personal loans from various high street banks. Keep each entirely separate from one another using ‘pots’ - it is crucial that they do not mix. You then buy several dolls and action figures, named after the funding benefactor, and make them kiss.

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two years of hrt and grinding my teeth every night 💪 dont listen to your endo btw my teeth are DEFINITELY getting smaller 🥰

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Ive dropped my phone on cold hard ground one million times without case and its always fine

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Old neighbour worked for babestation and said to me something i will never ever in my entire life forget: ‘it isnt as glamorous as everyone thinks’

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my lovely girlfriend has got diarrhea from eating forty chocolate coated almonds for lunch and she’s asking how id feel if she died tonight

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

certain tracks on Fever u can tell they had no idea they were making the pop album of all time

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1954

P1- NANCY IS TAKING A NAP AND SHE IS DREAMING, IN HER DREAM SLUGGO BRINGS HER AN ICE CREAM CONE
P2- NANCY WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS HER DREAM
P3- NANCY LOOKS OUT HER WINDOW AND SEES SLUGGO COMING UP THE WALKWAY HER HOUSE
NANCY: WOW --- DREAM REALLY DO COME TRUE
SLUGGO IS CARRYING AN ICE CREAM CONE
P4- NANCY OPENS THE DOOR AND GREETS SLUGGO
SLUGGO: HERE'S THAT LIGHT BULB I OWE YOU
NANCY IS SURPRISED TO FIND THAT IT WASNT AN ICE CREAM CONE AT ALL BUT A LIGHT BULB

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one thing i have observed in more regular contact with people in their early-mid twenties is that they dont know anything about things that weren't both produced for them and during their time

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The italians will say to me ‘oh i am going to bring u this Delicacy from our area. We only make them here’ and then arrive with a Jammie Dodger and im not allowed to say anything anout it

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do boys realise that we can always tell when they have been watching family guy 🤭

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sometimes all u need is a medjool date with a bit of peanut butter smeared on it

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ive had an idea for SNL UK. So you start with two people having conversation about the new hummus film lids for maybe two maybe three minutes then a Hard plastic hummus lid comes on and sings Kate Bush This Woman’s Work

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

putting 'priced low to sell' in all my vinted listings so every skinflint in town knows this asshole is gaped and gooped for any low ball that passes by

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nancy mace - not that hot, sorry

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I went to an interview with four litres of homemade kimchi in a tote bag. It made for an excellent conversation starter and gave me every chance to get my personality across within the restrictive confines of the job interview. Of course as it happens I was not hired but I dont see why that should m

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hard to pick only 9! 🙈

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One thing i have noticed now i have about three drinks a year is that about half of english people stink of booze

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Short to medium term prospects for this spider not looking good at all

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dont ‘haze’ me when i get to ‘campus’ brother. I’m a scholar and not a party bus.

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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Normal Bridge! that’s your new nickname cause you just do things so normally

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

hope my girlfriend goes to bed soon so i can watch some inane bullshit on youtube

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

but mister screwfix i dont want 800 of this type of screw. i only need for six 🥺 please dont make me buy eight hundred of this screw mister screwfix

Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey 👋 Hope all’s well. I know your commissioning budget is really tight but wanted to share a couple of pitches I’m really excited about and thought would be such a great fit for you. I can turn around 800 words today if you need!

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Your mum keeps an iron fist in a velvet glove in her bedside drawer

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Your mum sends missed connections to british transport police

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Saw your mum rolling a fag in the b&q outdoor garden space

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

your mum is selling tarot readings at the pausa cafe in dunelm

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Your dad puts peanut butter on his lips to get your mum to give him a kiss

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Your dad proposed on both knees

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Your mum is carving a gloryhole into the cubicle wall of the picadilly waterstones third floor gentlemens lavatory with her fingernails hoping to earn a signed copy of the new ottolenghi

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Welcome, welcome 🤗 Ooh - before you come in, can you just take your shoes off and give me the unique six digit code currently listed in your authenticator app under Bridge’s House? 🙂

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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Capitalising on the downfall of WH Smith by procuring a lifetime supply of rOtring mechanical pencils and Pukka A5 notepads in their liquidation sale