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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE/HIM

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 11h
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD: -POWERSCALING ANYTHING. -HARKNESS TEST ANYTHING. -IS IT ETHICAL FOR SUPERHERO TO HAVE SECRET IDENTITY. -99% OF ALL DUMBFUCK AI ETHICS QUESTIONS.
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HYPOTHETICAL THAT ONLY EXISTS SO BORED PEOPLE CAN ARGUE PASSIONATELY ABOUT NOTHING?
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Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 11h
Speaking of cop procedural shows on TV, decades of Law & Order have given people far too positive an impression of prosecutors. Schmitt's team literally made props & crafted questioning tactics based on mistaking "Hawkeyes" for "Hawks" he not only signed off but doubled-down.
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 12h
WE'RE GONNA BRING BACK THE "IS IT ETHICAL FOR SUPERMAN TO HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY DEBATE JUST YOU WAIT.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026
1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/09/2026
Whether you won best skeleton, worst skeleton, or you just participated in skeleton, we know one thing for sure: you deserve a trophy! 🏆 Just in time for competitive skeleton season! I can hear the xylophones now... 🦴 💀 Topa.to/collections/wigu/products/wigu-skeleton-trophies | @wigu.org 💀
A graphic featuring three identical golden statues of skeletons with their hands on their hips, but each plaque says something different. One says "WORST SKELETON", another says "BEST SKELETON", and the last says "PARTICIPANT". In the background is a lit up stage with red curtains and the shadows of the audience's heads, and there are sparkle effects around the trophies to show how shiny and reflective their beautiful bones are.
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To get the FREE monthly How to THINK When You draw digital MAGAZINE, (including NEW tutorials, a YEAR before they appear online)just tap the link in the bio HERE: @etheringtonbros.bsky.social PLUS! See us at @ThoughtBubbleuk.bsky.social on 14th-15th November and grab the LAST of the tutorials BOOKS!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bear in mind, all these assholes are members of a doomsday sex cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic book, to them it is perfectly normal to add "but what if a wizard" at any opportunity.
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK, but what if this is just because dating apps are biased?
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Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 28/09/2026
Activision is really good at two things: 1) Annualizing games and ruining their pedigree in favor of insane profit by pumping them full of predatory microtransactions while reducing their overall quality. 2) Actually... no, that's it.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
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@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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James is back in LA @theswweet.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when Spiderverse had different edited scenes for different theaters and they tried to use it as marketing before it came out they just hadn't finished the movie in time so some theaters got a non-finalized cut
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
conor friedersdorf is the susan collins of ross douthats.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I bring my Gambit Amiibo can I insert it into the Cinema Slot and finally figure out how his subplot resolves? I think it’s a really good movie.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah see that’s the problem you tried to see the movie without purchasing the Day One Ultimate Edition, you can’t expect it to have all the movie in it
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this show is going to be cash flow postive: i will play doctor who, it's mostly gonna be filmed on my phone, one of the companions is a sock puppet, the doctor will read the names of patreon backers on tv, a couple of episodes are just camcorder footage of the bill and ted show at universal studios
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Once I trick the BBC into letting me make Doctor Who I'm just gonna make Time Cheers and have the Tardis be a silly bar where historical figures and future guys and monsters walk in and do little comedy bits and even though there's only one set the budget is unchanged I simply pocket the rest
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he looks so tired
a screenshot of jon arbuckle from the latest garfield video game with a blank, neutral expression on his face, and yet, he also looks like he hasn't slept in days
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also sorry to every garfield voice actor since but lorenzo music had that shit locked down, just "yeah that's garfield" forever
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
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Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel and Rona are talking about babysitting.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 28/09/2026
The important thing to know about the Starship launch today is that Elon Musk is directly responsible for an unfathomable number of people dying preventable deaths and has never faced a single consequence for it.
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One year on from dismantling of USAID, study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 | CNN
It’s been one year since the Trump administration dismantled the US Agency for International Development (USAID), with aid cuts leading to the closure of HIV clinics in South Africa, the termination o...
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love how every excerpt from next generation magazine is super embarrassing for entirely different reasons than every other 90s video game magazine. Like every other mag of that era is like "Lara Croft awooga" embarrassing and NG is "perhaps 2D games will finally die as they ought" embarrassing
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I get the same vibe from AI proponents; They simply don't understand art, and think it's beneath them. They don't understand the appeal, they come from a techbro mindset and think art is a solved equation and anything that isn't photorealistic or extremely high detail is failing at the goal.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We had amazing ideas from the NFT bros like "what if you could OWN Mario in Mario Kart?" and other dogshit brainfarts because their only priority, their only consideration with doing anything is whether or not it's a worthwhile investment. Playing a game for the enjoyment? It simply didn't occur.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gaming was something beneath them, a waste of time, so their only offering was "Play to earn" because that's what would make games worthwhile to their hustle culture addled minds, and they didn't get why everyone hated their ideas. They fundamentally didn't understand the appeal of playing games.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the directory of digital tools this book comes with is actually pretty comprehensive sorry, don't know which of these are procedural tools and which ones are AI tools www.slanted.de/news/digital...
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
parallel n64 emulator with screen saying: "DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO 64! You were born in 2010. Super Mario 64 is not the game for you. Turn off the Nintendo 64.""
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rapture: Quick! Let’s get to the car!
Jack Thompson: I’m sorry, who are you gentlemen? What exactly is our plan?

Rapture: We’re your friends.
Corey: We’re doing the rescue mission.

Jack Thompson: So the girls… Are no longer in the ICE detention center?
Rapture: That’s right. And they’re doing an awesome job of staying in character too.

Jack Thompson: And you’re… My friends?
Rapture: You’re damn right we are. And we’re gamers too.


Jack Thompson imagines that it’s Shadow, Chug, and Raven under the ICE uniforms.
Jack Thompson: Hmm…

Jack Thompson: Well, all right, let’s get going!
Corey: You’re doing a great job with the voice!
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean listen you all know what I’m gonna say here. But HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL.
Max Scherzer hugging his wife and kids
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1) who 2) lmao
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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will not be entertaining the idea that I'm bigoted for not listening to coworker music
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY EASY TO NEVER LISTEN TO A TOP 100 SONG.
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IMPOSSIBLE.
A SCREENSHOT OF A BSKY SEARCH OF "FROM:ME BELLCHAD"
ZERO RESULTS.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"jack black is yelling at trees" is a genre with a lot of supply
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
lmao the change from paulista portuguese to after school anime hero japanese was like missing the top step of the stairs for me
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WOW A MOVIE BUILT AROUND A MAIN CHARACTER NO FUCKIN WAY.
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Lucky Weasel @antlerweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I consider Crank 2 the Saints Row 2 of movies. It's insane, goes into some wild places and may or may not be a coma/death dream of the protagonist who dies at the end of the first but who cares we're here for a good time.
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Lucky Weasel @antlerweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crank 2 cant be compared to other movies as good or bad. Crank 2 exists solely for people who wanted Crank 1 but even more and it DELIVERS. It's also funny knowing Jason Statham wasnt the choice for 1 but they went into 2 knowing it was him so made him use English idioms way more.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 10/05/2026
nice "nuanced character development" you fucking dipshit now check this shit out
Jason statham as Chev Chelios in the high point of american cinema, Crank 2: High Voltage, getting electrocuted before the kaiju fight
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Killer7Friday @killer7friday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $29/100 @irisposting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@beatskelton.bsky.social you
Two Giant, either flaming or glowing, skeletons
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