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Dan Stapleton

@danstapleton89.bsky.social
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It's hard enough to remember my opinions without remembering my reasons for 'em (he/him)

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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 2h
Greenwood/City double hate watch going well
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 2h
Hahahah fuck off City
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Butcher my arse
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unreal head loss
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dr Tottenham will see you now
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are just meant to be shit
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry but 4 points from *these* 5 fixtures and people were more vitriolic after 7 points from 5 last season when we played City, Arsenal and Chelsea
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get that Malvinas claiming cunt out of my club
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second half easily the worst we've been in years, jesus fucking christ
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Confirming they got the decision wrong hahha
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bold of PGMOL to put that bit of the laws out when it clearly makes it even more obvious it should've been disallowed lol
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's genuinely insane
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Foden is so shit, it's great
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Konsa being booed feels so unnecessary but also v funny
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg how are they also still shit
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can't remember that many performances post-Fergie as bad as this
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We miss Amad a lot down the right. Need someone else who can do what we do but every cunt plays from the left
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Michael Carrick, fuck off
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Defence shit as always
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Emirates camera angle?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's clearly in the penalty area hahah
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That Boro top is a disgrace
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHOW ME BARCO, SHOW ME ENZO, SHOW ME ROMERO
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
YEEERRRRRSSSSS
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where's the foul, love?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In tears. Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
HAHAHAHAH DESCHAMPPPSSS
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HAHAHAHAH THAT IS A MENTAL DECISION
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cmooonnnn
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see Jesse Marsch went further in the tournament than Marcelo Bielsa. Interesting.
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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Found a screenshot of one of my all time favourite tweets hahaha
Tweet from 23 June 2024

Fair play to Scotland, barely registered a shot on target in 3 games and cynically tried tomortally injure their opponents in more than one fixture- with partial success: surely the most detestable international tournament performance ever? Also everyone from Scotland is a cunt
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
64 teams is preferable to fucking 48, this is dull *really*
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Celebrated that Ecuador goal like it was England
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
HOWWW
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Honestly, he's just easily the greatest to ever do it
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Don't sign Summerville, we have other parts of the squad to address first". Do not care, sign the cunt up
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
McCoist is a fucking simpleton. Can't believe a man who is best buds with Laura Woods and has liked loads of terfy things in the past is like this 😮
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Real hatewatch tonight with both US and Aussies
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
YEERRRRRSSSS
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Casemiro was actually dogshit most of the season, he just had a few moments where he latched onto Bruno set pieces and it was seen as some remontada
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What a lovely goal
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Gwaarrrrnnnnn
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What am I missing there lol
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Madueke is dogshit so presumably he scores the winner
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is dreadful and I think if you thought it was going to be anything else then you're a simpleton
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We won easily, Salah and Pep didn't get wins, Chelsea 10th. You take your wins
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Extremely cute if you ever thought Hearts would win the title or Spurs would go down. N'awww what a little baby you must be.
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tyrique George, you have made an enemy for life
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
DO SOMETHING, EVERTON
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