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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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Sarah Werner @wynkenhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day is a good day to listen to A Love Supreme, but today is an extra good day to
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Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow: Giant new impact crater spotted on the Moon! An asteroid the size of an apartment building hit the lunar surface in early 2024 & created 220-meter (730-foot) wide McGetchin crater. It's "the largest contemporary impact crater found in the Solar System." 🧪🔭 science.nasa.gov/solar-system...
Officially named McGetchin after pioneering lunar scientist Tom McGetchin, the crater formed on the Moon’s eastern edge sometime between April 11 and May 22, 2024, after a comet or asteroid the size of a three- to six-story building hit the surface.
 
The crash left a crater, 728 feet wide, that spans the length of two football fields. And at 141 feet deep, the crater could fit three vertically stacked yellow school buses. Scientists estimate that an impact of this magnitude happens on the Moon about once in a century or even longer.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 11/09/2026
Jumping ahead to the first time I laughed afterward, reading an article in the Times a few days later in which a woman, shopping in a supermarket, was quoted: "If it's the end of the world, I'm not buying light cream cheese."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is awkward, but cleaning out my garage I discovered I literally have a pair of baby shoes that have never been worn. Checking my icebox for plums next.
Photograph of my pair of baby shoes that have never been worn. Eat your heart out Hemmingway.
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Chris Klitzing 🦋🇨🇦🇺🇦 @hosea6.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Anita Ridlehoover @anitaanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN WHAT WILL THE CLIMAX BEEEEE WHEN WE HIT ACT THREEEEEEE
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stopped to get gas on highway 14, Minnesota. Went to the diner across the street for coffee, ended up eating cheeseburger chowder and homemade cherry pie with lard crust lunch at 10:30am. Across the street was a funeral home, presumably for customers who didn’t survive. Delicious.
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Jeff Baker @jwbee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm going to print and frame this GOAT Nextdoor post.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
share.google/3fy12uLlMvkC...
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Bruce Hornsby & The Range - Mandolin Rain (Official Video)
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1923 is closer to 1974 than 2026 is to 1974 kesterallen.pythonanywhere.com/scopes-monke...
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Timeghost
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AI is a very useful tool
Al Overview
DSt +2
"Buying the dip" means purchasing an investment like Dean's French Onion Dip or stocks after a price drop. ® TD Bank +2
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I cannot rest from discourse. I will see that film again tomorrow. I will drink life to the lees. Again I will enjoy greatly, will suffer greatly, both with those that love me, and in Pleasantville NY. I am become a meme. Film showing: burnsfilmcenter.org/booking/the-...
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The Odyssey : Jacob Burns Film Center
The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Christopher Nolan, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Odysseus, Greek, Classic, Antiquity
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
fun fact: the grapefruit was completely unknown until very recently. when charles darwin found out about grapefruit spoons, he deduced the existence of a large citrus variety that would match the spoon's specialized beak. when the grapefruit was finally discovered, it was named after the spoon.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did not have the Electric Mayhem backing up BTS on my 2026 bingo card.
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eastbaypancakes.bsky.social @eastbaypancakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sour cream #pancakes
Sour cream pancakes
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not loving my front of the triage line placement
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Drop some wings.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
trump cursed the knicks in game 3 by attending, and he cursed the USMNT tonight by corruption. undeniable loser stench
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@ethanhein.bsky.social Thanks for the Sonny Rollins episode! Finally listening to him, it’s great.
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. Manet, Walnuts
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Friends, I am here to tell you that I don't know a lot about a lot, but live music is very good
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@ceilck.bsky.social thought you’d get a kick out of the conference stationary on Work Trip
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@romanmars.bsky.social Hey Roman! Loved the drug names episode this week. Just a quick note to say that readtheplaque.com just crossed 25,000 published plaques! Thanks again for starting this project and letting me take it over. New version of the site coming later this year, should be much faster.
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Myrtle Grove Cemetery
Circa 1837  Myrtle Grove Cemetery was once known as the "Protestant Cemetery." In April 1837, the City of Opelousas named a two man-committee to locate four arpents (an old French unit of land measure...
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@natedimeo.bsky.social Thought you might like a photo of the Heinz factory the Switzers probably worked at :)
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nicole Hollander, passed away at age 87. Safe travels, Nicole.
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@berkeleyside.org seven cruisers at Russell & Stanton:
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qntm @qntm.org · 08/04/2026
Yes, Firefox, I want to *call* 2147483648. There's someone whose phone number is 2^31 and I want to speak to them
Google calculator search result. Query was "2^31", answer is "2147483648". The answer is highlighted and the browser is offering options "Call", "Copy", "Search", etc.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 24/04/2026
I keep saying that Florida is one of two things. Either Outworld from Mortal Kombat or a real life GTA server...
A tweet that says a Florida man was arrested for attempting to baptize and alligator and a waffle House using a picture of iced tea. The reply says I couldn't predict a single word that would come up in this sentence
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic in Turkey that says: 'Be cheerful, enjoy your life'
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not a local specialty, but delicious!
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qntm @qntm.org · 14/03/2026
Mathematicians love today, 2026-03-14, because 2,026 minus 3 minus 14 is 2,007 which is of course the largest prime number
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@natedimeo.bsky.social Beautiful episode Nate, thank you
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#OopsItsInSelfieMode
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#OopsItsInSelfieMode
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Kester Allen @kesterallen.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@natedimeo.bsky.social Feel better soon, Nate!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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