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Patrick Canning 🇨🇦 @patrickcanning.bsky.social · 22h
If you're PO'd in BC about the new pipeline, remember: David Eby AGREED to it, in exchange for funding and approval for his pet LNG projects:
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Canada-British Columbia Cooperative Prosperity Agreement
PrefaceBritish Columbia and Canada are partners in a period of great consequence for our country. The world is changing rapidly. In response, we are focused on what we can control: building an afforda...
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 21h
Voting Conservative in BC will raise my cost of living by $1200 a year MINIMUM when they cancel Pharmacare. Tell all your old people about the BC Conservatives and Pharmacare. That adds up. Fast.
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terrere means frighten @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de · 14/10/2025
made a slight modification to a classic
A computer can never be spiteful or horny

therefore a computer can never make art
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a recipe for grilled stew
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
like this is not the website for non-neurodivergent people! that's tiktok and threads! this is the website for weirdos who still enjoy text-based media in 2026!
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JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shout out to everyone else losing their fucking minds who has to pretend they aren't losing their fucking minds ✨
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Canadian Dimension @canadiandimension.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carney promised to protect Canada from Trump. Why does his agenda look so much like Reaganomics?
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Carney promised to protect Canada from Trump. Why does his agenda look so much like Reaganomics?
Mark Carney’s Liberal Party won the last federal election on a platform largely built around protecting Canada from Donald Trump’s imperialism. Eighteen months later, the prime minister’s strategy loo...
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feminize a band? KMFDFemme Princess and the Revolution The Flying Burrito Sisters Kraftfrau Lynette Skynyrd
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bachthem Turner Overdrive
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything But The Person
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Old enough to remember when the internet was, like 70% this
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is that one song you turn to when you need encouragement or a reminder to keep going?
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, don’t even fuck with the geese, just go around them.
An orange roadwork warning sign that reads, “GOOSE DETOUR”
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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christoaivalis.bsky.social @christoaivalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's weird watching Carney-mania as a Canadian historian. Millions of people electing a right-winger and not realizing it. Knowing exactly what will happen but no one listening.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep, you know what day it is
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a much better reposter than poster
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cypress Dill Run-MSG De La Sole
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: other children wildfires adults heights speaking basements honestly I'm surprised I function as well as I do nowadays
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/09/2026
looking for a good replacement for Harry Potter and don't want your money to go to transphobia? Check out the sobering and beautiful works of Dostoevsky
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
anytime I see a scary monster I think "there's someone out there that wants to fuck the shit out of that thing" and I am less afraid
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That’s nice and all but what Canadians want is for them to enforce the Canada Health Act, now.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since that happened I have held U2 as a source of inspiration in all of my creative endeavours. ... because no matter how bad I am at anything, nothing I ever do will suck so amazingly badly that Apple has to release a special app just to remove it from your ipod.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie? Close Encounters of the Second Kind
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible? A person takes a ride in a taxi. Then another person takes a ride in a different taxi. Then another person takes a ride in yet another taxi, and then finally a different person takes a ride in yet another taxi.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Corporations (export taxes) not Canadians (retaliatory tariffs ) have to pay for this round, it’s their turn 🍻
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Retaliatory tariffs are a public tax transfer to private enterprise. No.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible? Girl feels alienated by her family, bakes a bagel.
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Anarchists Without Borders @anarchswoborders.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let's welcome them to the farthest left; without trying to be self righteous about any of it.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you? Hi, I'm a patch of ice that spun a Honda Civic across a few highway lanes, but you may also know me as some drunken rednecks with rifles, and I have also been known as a dear friend's psychotically jealous husband.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying, people are moving on, it's unpopular" Sweetie, I still listen to ska
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Become and remain eternally suspicious of ANY rag trying to push this story.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The fact the Canadian Nation Building projects does not include a Canadian FEMA when emergency responders have been begging for one is ridiculous. We can’t depend on the Prime Minister’s mood as to who gets help. #cdnpoli
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ACAB except for fish cops. Operation North Pacific Guard was a multi-year, multi-national IUU (illegal, unreported, unregulated) fisheries monitoring & enforcement project Aside from their conservation impacts, IUU fishing operations are also major users of trafficked & enslaved people
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Unionize your workplace so you can call the president a pedophile in the national spotlight and keep your job
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ukranian special forces have been the most effective environmental activists of the 21st century
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Think about dogs
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good. www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
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Quebec scraps AI and automation projects in the public sector
Quebec has abandoned initiatives related to automation and artificial intelligence (AI) within the public sector, including the implementation of a chatbot on the government website “Quebec.ca,” follo...
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is an excellent example of why we don’t use quotation marks for emphasis.
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Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This one speaks to me
A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads 

Don't chase your dreams!
​Humans are persistence hunters.
​Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Greatest one line in a song, not verse, chorus, or bridge, just one line? (am I cheating here because this line is the whole chorus to the song?) Tomorrow never comes until it's too late. ("Six Days War", Colonel Bagshot)
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The results are in
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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hannah @hannahkateboast.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Embracing cringe by liking things wholly and unironically
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