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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, don’t even fuck with the geese, just go around them.
An orange roadwork warning sign that reads, “GOOSE DETOUR”
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Your last saved meme is your personal philosophy:
A two-panel meme; in the first panel a military helicopter is seen flying inverted.

In the second panel, a brown dog is in the cockpit wearing a pilot's headset and grinning earnestly.

The caption reads, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
Stimpson J Cat, sitting at his desk, answering questions as Doctor Stupid.  A parchment on his wall shows he has a degree from Stupid University, and beside his degree is an illustration of Ren Hoek depicting Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Name the first album you ever owned. I don't remember getting this but my mother tells me I was obsessed with Stevie Wonder when I was a wee child, so she bought it, but it was mine from when I had the fine motor control to operate a turntable.
The cover of Stevie Wonder's "The Original Musiquarium I", featuring an assortment of brightly coloured tropical fish with little lines of bubbles extending upward from their mouths, and some wavy blue-green lines in the background that suggest a musical staff with the fish as quavers.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. (I think this game is my favourite bsky trope, and will never not play when I see it)
A white magnolia flower, surrounded by some magnolia leaves, which are green and shiny.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April
The inside of a bathroom door, with printed labels stuck to the door beside the deadbolt latch.  The two positions are labeled "solo" and "multiplayer".
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya, a swashbuckling hero with a sabre and a moustache, in The Princess Bride
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What's your sign?
A decaying remnant of a map, faded to illegibility, crazed, and covered in a few different kinds of lichen.  The plywood behind it is also decaying, greyed, and hosting an ecosystem of fungus and lichen.  Barely legible but still discernable are the words "YOU ARE HERE".
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My exemption in The War On Cars
A 1950s version of the Oscar Meyer "Weinermobile", a truck fashioned in the shape of an enormous hot dog.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
A bearded man wearing a backwards ball cap and a black trench coat leans against a wall, smoking a cigarette.  His name is Silent Bob.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you see this I beg you to post a picture from your device without explanation
A thermal-infrared photograph of a cute dog, in false colour, scaled from cool purple to warm yellow.  Her paws and tail are almost as cool as the background floor, her eyes and ears are bright yellow-white.  She is looking into the camera inquisitively, with her left ear raised.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Son Of Man", Rene Magritte's surrealist classic, depicting a man in a buttoned up black overcoat, white shirt, red tie, and bowler hat.  A low stone wall is behind him, and an empty expanse of sea stretches behind him to a cloudy sky.  His face is obscured by a green apple.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains (sorry there's no way I could narrow it down to only one and I could keep going for days)
the cover of Boards Of Canada's "Music Has The Right To Children", released April 20, 1998 (4/20, lawl) on Skam and Warp records.  The cover art depicts some kids wearing early eighties clothes, at some scenic viewpoint, but the photo is overexposed and mostly shades of light blue, as if it was processed incorrectly.  the photo is so washed out and grainy that the children don't have faces.  It's both beautiful and unsettling, like the music on the album.the cover of Depeche Mode's "Violator", released 19 March 1990 on Mute records.

the cover art appears to be a dried rose flower with a long stem and some leaves, all painted a glossy crimson red with white highlights or reflections, on a stark black background.the cover of Thievery Corporation's "Sounds From The Thievery Hi-Fi", released in 1996 by Eighteenth Street Lounge Music.  the cover art depicts the tonearm, cartridge, and platter of a Technics Sl-1200 mk.2 turntable, as viewed from an oblique angle just above the platter.  a record is being played, but we cannot tell what it is.the cover of Nightmares On Wax' "Smoker's Delight", released 25 September 1995 on Warp records.

the cover art is a busy and intricate black pen-and-ink drawing on a background that is a smooth gradient from green through yellow and orange to red.  the title of the album appears over it in white, as if painted in an early, pre-wildstyle graffiti artist's hand.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(sung to the tune of Silent Night) 🎶 Lait de Poule.. Lait de Poule? Chicken milk… What the fuck?
A 1-litre gable-top milk carton full of egg nog, but this is Canada and you’re looking at the French side, so it reads “Lait de poule”.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A crow, walking purposefully on some grass, towards a street.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A hand-scrawled note on a piece of paper, inside a somewhat fancy gold frame, hanging on a rough concrete wall.  The note reads:

Dieter Rams visited me in my dreams & Told me a “life Quote” Saying “Bread I don’t eat.  He wrote this on a steal square beam written with red marker.  He accidentally put the “t” before the “n” in “don’t “.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
last meme saved is your moral philosophy
a drawing of a goose, holding a switchblade knife in its bill, ringed with a banner of text which reads, “BECOME UNGOVERNABLE”
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Comrade Gritty, shown in black and white, holding a t-shirt cannon, captioned "How many men have I killed?" then shown again, in close-up, in his full orange glory, captioned, "NOT MEN.  I KILL FASCISTS".
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Today is the twenty-fifth anniversary of the launch of Expedition 1 from Baikonur cosmodrome to the ISS, marking the last day in history that every human was on earth. Since then, the human population of #space has been non-zero.
The International Space Station, as seen from Space Shuttle Atlantis during STS-132 in 2010, set against a background of a bright blue Earth, and the darkness of space.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
what's your sign
a sign taped up above the control panel inside an elevator.  it reads, in all caps,
“IF ELEVATOR DOES NOT MOVE DO A SMALL JUMP IT SHOULD MOVE AFTER”

it inspires very little confidence.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK jr
a promo image from the Ren And Stimpy show, featuring Stimpy proudly wearing a mortarboard and some wire-framed glasses, and the caption "Ask Doctor Stupid"
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything goes bad in August? I cannot take that risk.
A stainless steel spoon, lying on a fake-wood laminate desk.  It has a hole drilled into the handle end.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
this is where I post from
a photograph from some style magazine circa approximately 1969.  it depicts a tremendously stylish kitchen decorated in the style of seventies futurism, with countertops and floors in gleaming white and cabinet fronts stained bright green.  there are green plants, a bright green island with a stove and bright green accessories on it, below a bright green light fixture, and a bar stocked with liquor.

behind the kitchen and bar is a row of windows with bright green blinds and a bright green door which opens into an outdoor space where, on a gleaming white floor, stands a bright green Porsche 911.

whoever designed this space should share their drugs with me, I could enjoy this and they've clearly already had plenty.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
a roomba scooting along a dark hardwood floor.

a black and white tuxedo cat is sitting on it, looking gormless.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I didn’t watch the original series much back then after that, and am still righteously indignant about the spelling bee, but when TNG came out I loved it hard and watched every episode.
A still from Encounter at Farpoint, the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, in which Captain Picard is standing on the Enterprise bridge looking very seriously at something serious offscreen while Q wears a funny hat and taunts him.  Officers Deanna Troi and Tasha Yar and an expendable crew member look on with concern.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I just learned that #bloomscrolling was a thing, so here:
A pink poppy flower, dark purple at the centre, in front of some silhouetted garden lattice.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
A pile of tomatillos, sliced in halves, lying on a green plate that is almost exactly the colour of a tomatillo.  One tomatillo is purple instead of green.

I caught a shiny pokemon of tomatillos.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
DU DU HAST DU HAST MICH DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UN ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT
Julie Andrews, in an alpine meadow, surrounded by adoring children, plucking cheerily at a guitar and singing about the torment of our banal existence.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
without downloading any new pics, where you at mentally?
a wooden table at one of those liquidator stores where consumer goods go to die after remaining unsold in some other store..

a label on the top reads, "damaged, but doable"
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
yo dawg, when you're doing lawn care, hold the trimmer against your genitals so you can edge while you edge
Xzibit, former host of MTV's "Pimp My Ride", and subject of the old "yo dawg" memes.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
see a tree, post a tree
a deciduous tree, bare of leaves, silhouetted in black against an orange sunset sky.

I forget what kind of tree it is, but it's highly likely to be a Garry Oak.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
A so-crappy-it's-actually-awesome "painting" of three malamutes with their heads tilted back, howling, and a full moon.  It's titled "Three Wolf Moon" and was rather internet-famous for a while in 2008.  One can probably still buy t-shirts of it.

Millennials who remember this and also think that gen-z's skibidi ohio online culture is weird should gaze upon it and consider the implications.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Post your favorite star trek character (wrong answers only).
Jewel Staite as Kaylee Frye, the overwhelmingly wholesome and sweet ship's mechanic from Firefly.  She is wearing a light blue silk brocade jacket over olive green mechanics coveralls and sitting under a colourful parasol.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
three panels, the first depicts an illuminated orange highway sign in a snow-covered forest, ostensibly next to a highway.  the sign reads, "DO NOT LET MOOSE" ...
in the second panel the sign continues, "LICK YOUR CAR".

In the third panel, a moose is staring into the camera as if it is breaking the fourth wall, looking quite nonplussed.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Two images of a seagull. the first with his head tilted back like he’s winding up and the second with his beak open, eyes glowing, and the while scene tinted red.  It’s something of a meme.

The caption reads, 
MUSTAAAAAARD

It is a reference to “tv off”, the seventh track in Kendrick’s new album, GNX.

It’s a fuckin’ banger.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
if you can see this, i invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation. (I have a fair few of these and might just keep doing this for a while.)
A cracked and crazed grey plastic sign that apparently used to be a map.  It is dirty, it is peeling away from its wooden base revealing a few pine needles and a field of grey, rotting plywood beneath it, lichen is growing on it, and it probably hasn’t been a usable map since sometime in the twentieth century.  Barely legible under the filth and lichen is a spot labeled “YOU ARE HERE”.

I sure am, decaying map, I sure am.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A screenshot of a tumbler post by foxpost-generator, featuring a red fox standing in a strong headwind, captioned “it fucken WIMDY”.

Anyone on the west coast this week knows how the fox feels.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
if you can see this, i invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
A handwritten note, in a gold frame, on an otherwise bare concrete wall.  

the note reads:
Dieter Rams visited me in my dreams, and told me a “life quote”, saying “bread I don’t eat”.  He wrote this on a steel square beam written with red marker.  He accidentally put the ’t’ before the ‘n’ on “don’t”.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
As you shelter here from the other place, remember who made it what it is.
Elmer Fudd in his hunter getup, holding a gun, lovestruck, falling for Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman in a pink sweater and blue skirt, captioned, "The only solution to a bad man with a gun is a cross-dressing, fuckable rabbit."
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
you guys are getting dopamine?
Will Poulter with a confused look on his face, from the "you guys are getting paid?" scene from We Are The Millers
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
A slightly underexposed wide-angle photograph of a sunset over Baynes Sound.  There are some clouds off by the horizon, and in the foreground, sunlight is reflecting off of some round rocks on a pebble beach as waves approach.  The overall vibe is peaceful and warm.  It's predominantly orange.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
The ensemble cast of the BBC/Amazon show The Outlaws:  A rather motley assortment of seven petty criminals sentenced to community service (I shan't name them all), wearing orange high-vis vests over their clothes and standing in front of a heavily graffiti'd wall in Bristol, supervised by their Community Service officer.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
drop your movie star crush in gif format
Anna Kendrick, doing a little sort of shimmy, and to be honest I don’t know what this gif is a clip of, so, sorry about that.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
What's your sign?
A photo of a wooden stool (like, furniture stool, not a turd) at a liquidation store, bearing some cosmetic damage and several price tags on top of each other, the last of which is asking £12.00.

There is a large round label on top of the stool which reads, "Damaged,  but doable".
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
If you see this, post a bird
Two ravens, in flight, silhouetted against a backdrop of broken cirrocumulus clouds and a a slate blue sky
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
A meme comprised of two images of noted lint-roller enthusiast and Millie Bobby Brown fan, Drake, in a puffy red jacket, from his Hotline Bling video:  In the upper frame he is forsaking "coming out", and in the lower he is showing enthusiastic approval for "gender reveal parties".
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Logging into Bluesky to read th
The cover of KMFDM’s sixth album, titled “ANGST”.  The art is drawn in a highly stylized comic-book manner, in black and white with orange shading, and depicts a man holding a blonde woman in a halter dress from behind, while another woman behind him is aiming a gun at his head.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
quote skeet the fictional character you are in your head
A drawing of Scooby-Doo, a brown great dane with black spots, and a gormless expression on his face.  His tongue is dangling from the side of his mouth.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid. (Not the first I don't think, but early at least)
Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones, wearing a tattered brown fedora and staring at a golden idol in a legendary ruin.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
A deep orange sunset on a pebbled beach, looking over Baynes Sound, British Columbia
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