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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is ripping bong hits with your pet cow?
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 07/07/2026
Further to my book rec request I just came across this quote: “Writing is a matter of finding the appropriate balance of dinosaurs and sodomy.” ― Michael Swanwick and I am begging you to rec me whatever the fuck he's talking about, please
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Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃 @sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big props to the foley artist on that recording session. Sound effects so good that a kid takes enough psychic damage to be scarred for life is an ✨achievement unlocked ✨ moment.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smokey The Bear. There was a storybook and audio record edition where you could read along in the book while it was being read to you, and the roaring and crackling sound of the forest fire and all the animals running away made four year old me completely lose my shit.
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Patrick Canning 🇨🇦 @patrickcanning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're PO'd in BC about the new pipeline, remember: David Eby AGREED to it, in exchange for funding and approval for his pet LNG projects:
pm.gc.ca
Canada-British Columbia Cooperative Prosperity Agreement
PrefaceBritish Columbia and Canada are partners in a period of great consequence for our country. The world is changing rapidly. In response, we are focused on what we can control: building an afforda...
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voting Conservative in BC will raise my cost of living by $1200 a year MINIMUM when they cancel Pharmacare. Tell all your old people about the BC Conservatives and Pharmacare. That adds up. Fast.
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terrere means frighten @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de · 14/10/2025
made a slight modification to a classic
A computer can never be spiteful or horny

therefore a computer can never make art
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This might also qualify as the funniest celebrity interaction i’ve ever heard. (and I once had Al Jourgensen walk away drinking the bottle of malt liquor I had just put down)
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a recipe for grilled stew
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
like this is not the website for non-neurodivergent people! that's tiktok and threads! this is the website for weirdos who still enjoy text-based media in 2026!
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JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shout out to everyone else losing their fucking minds who has to pretend they aren't losing their fucking minds ✨
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Canadian Dimension @canadiandimension.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carney promised to protect Canada from Trump. Why does his agenda look so much like Reaganomics?
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Carney promised to protect Canada from Trump. Why does his agenda look so much like Reaganomics?
Mark Carney’s Liberal Party won the last federal election on a platform largely built around protecting Canada from Donald Trump’s imperialism. Eighteen months later, the prime minister’s strategy loo...
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feminize a band? KMFDFemme Princess and the Revolution The Flying Burrito Sisters Kraftfrau Lynette Skynyrd
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bachthem Turner Overdrive
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything But The Person
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Old enough to remember when the internet was, like 70% this
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is that one song you turn to when you need encouragement or a reminder to keep going?
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, don’t even fuck with the geese, just go around them.
An orange roadwork warning sign that reads, “GOOSE DETOUR”
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm aware I posted two things when the ask was for that one song, but they're both so good. If a record company were to license these and release them together as a split single, it would be the most uplifting record ever pressed and I'd buy multiple copies.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh wow, I liked Lisa Loeb well enough in 1994 when you couldn't go anywhere without hearing 'Stay' but didn't stick with her enough to know she covered this. It's a nice version, too. Glad we could broaden each other's horizons.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dguz...
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The Five Stairsteps - O-o-h Child (Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66...
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Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
YouTube video by awe
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christoaivalis.bsky.social @christoaivalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's weird watching Carney-mania as a Canadian historian. Millions of people electing a right-winger and not realizing it. Knowing exactly what will happen but no one listening.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep, you know what day it is
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a much better reposter than poster
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are not enough hands in the world to make enough fists for Bono and Tim Apple and everyone else involved in that decision to get punched in their nuts as much as they deserve for that.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah, it kept reappearing. Apple eventually had to release a special app just to remove that turd from everyone’s itunes library.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yours was too. riffing off it: Down By Slaw
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cypress Dill Run-MSG De La Sole
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: other children wildfires adults heights speaking basements honestly I'm surprised I function as well as I do nowadays
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/09/2026
looking for a good replacement for Harry Potter and don't want your money to go to transphobia? Check out the sobering and beautiful works of Dostoevsky
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
anytime I see a scary monster I think "there's someone out there that wants to fuck the shit out of that thing" and I am less afraid
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That’s nice and all but what Canadians want is for them to enforce the Canada Health Act, now.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since that happened I have held U2 as a source of inspiration in all of my creative endeavours. ... because no matter how bad I am at anything, nothing I ever do will suck so amazingly badly that Apple has to release a special app just to remove it from your ipod.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Keep out of reach of children and pets"
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie? Close Encounters of the Second Kind
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible? A person takes a ride in a taxi. Then another person takes a ride in a different taxi. Then another person takes a ride in yet another taxi, and then finally a different person takes a ride in yet another taxi.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Corporations (export taxes) not Canadians (retaliatory tariffs ) have to pay for this round, it’s their turn 🍻
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Retaliatory tariffs are a public tax transfer to private enterprise. No.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible? Girl feels alienated by her family, bakes a bagel.
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Anarchists Without Borders @anarchswoborders.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let's welcome them to the farthest left; without trying to be self righteous about any of it.
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kephalos.bsky.social @kephalos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you? Hi, I'm a patch of ice that spun a Honda Civic across a few highway lanes, but you may also know me as some drunken rednecks with rifles, and I have also been known as a dear friend's psychotically jealous husband.
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