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JNR (Civ Modding) @jnr-modding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tateer Railcar @tateer-railcar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good Game Design is the worst thing to ever happen to game design i swear to god
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 30/09/2026
Solar keeps accelerating faster than expected and will solve a lot of our clean energy woes We are having a flurry of new medical breakthroughs that will revolutionize medicine It’s understandable to be scared right now, but a beautiful future is a lot more attainable than it feels
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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Admiral Hyman G. Rickover used to tell guys applying to work on his nuclear submarines to take off their tie and give it to him. If they did, they didn’t get the job
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/09/2026
Bluff. Blvd of the Allies. Plate readers picked up a stolen car which led to a short chase / not a chase. Three people bailed out of the car in Duquesne University's campus and city PD were able to detain everyone next to Mellon Hall.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Place called Pizza That Rocks and it’s Sisyphus pushing a pie up the hill
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the depth of discourse, I discovered within myself an invincible grasstouch.
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am pretty sure we would come to blows
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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André Arko @indirect.io · 16/09/2026
Me sewing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me seam ripping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 04/09/2026
this is so cool like, an under-reported thing about the sand that thinks playing Go is that we've managed to *learn things about the game* from it and, ourselves, become better players as a result, and this is proof of that, I think so fucking rad
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Jaunt
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express:
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
showing up to the function but realizing I forgot to bring the type annotations and docstrings
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 21/08/2026
honestly the best way to tell if an image online is fake is to introspect about whether looking at reinforces a sense of superiority over some group towards which you already feel contempt
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey I get that AI generated trypophobia burrito is less likely to kill you than a real burrito right now, but it's still pretty uncomfortable to look at
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 21/08/2026
we built this city we built this city on cols and rows
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So often what are called “culture wars” are one set of people saying “please can we live without perpetual persecution” and another saying “no, f*** you” but the press considering the latter group have “legitimate concerns” and must be perpetually platformed
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am not trying to dunk on anyone in particular here, but when the new Trending says something silly or incorrect and everyone makes fun of it, I wonder if this algorithm picks that up as a signal that it's actually doing the right thing. We *are* making it continue to trend, no?
Bluesky trending list screenshot, cropped, reads "Trending: 1. Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor"
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
August 11 1997, Tetrisphere debuted on the N64 in the Americas! The game began its life as Phear on Atari Jaguar shown at CES 95... Nintendo was impressed enough to bring in H20 Entertainment to work on it exclusively for the N64! H20 also went on to develop The New Tetris and Aidyn Chronicles!
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nope, I do not have to engage with bad takes, I can just let it go
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
[reading my will] lawyer: he left you this pair of shoes my son: this what lawyer: he instructed me to say you are his “sole heir” I am so sorry
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
here we are again
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
material conditions is when the answer to "are there materials" is "it depends"
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 03/08/2026
Red CI creates careful engineers. Careful engineers create green CI. Green CI creates careless engineers. Careless engineers create red CI.
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you can't just call everything you don't like bad writing!
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have a music tech degree (that I haven't used in over a decade sadly), and that education gave me way more appreciation for autotune, either as a way to perfect an already-good recording, or for T-Pain-like artistic reasons (granted was overused at the time).
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mr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 24/07/2026
fwiw distillation was also illegal back in 1926 too, so i guess history repeats
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/07/2026
Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/
Comic. Cursed Connectors #158: The Arthurian (can only be unplugged by a rightful heir to the British throne) [one side of the cord connection is a sword; the other is a stone with a hole in the center]
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 12/07/2026
🏁TIME🏁 #SGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,408,701 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you next time at #AGDQ2027!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GDQ audience during the SGDQ 2026 finale with Doctors Without Borders and GDQ staff standing on stage
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
big week for the Graham Reaper
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
insane day for mario runs #sgdq
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
claude, port rust to rust, make no mistakes
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
footie 🤝D2 titans
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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:
The "Myth of Consensual Sex" meme, but instead it's "The Myth of Apostolic Succession" with the consecrating and consecrated Bishops of SSPX saying "I consent" and Pope Leo XIV wielding a baseball bat saying "I don't"
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Four Trochees Means Ninja Turtles
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 24/06/2026
things that are not signs of intelligence: - math - coding - sophisticated writing things that are signs of intelligence: - my personal stamp of approval
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
especially because Zlatan himself does Zlatan jokes, theres an event where the organisers thanked him for being the chief guest and he's like no problem my pleasure it is a great honour for you to have me here
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ken @kenklabnik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I just played this and it rules, good job MAETH
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ham Ham Human Instrumentality Project
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