Reposted by kendy crushAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much 321355163
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Waiting for USA to wake up and share some horrific GOP poll numbers 000
Reposted by kendy crush Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/09/2026THERAPIST: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Elizabeth Holmes isn't real, she can't hurt you. CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH ELIZABETH HOLMES: 1125729
Reposted by kendy crushDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault. 433129789
Reposted by kendy crushDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.” 121904218
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am a twin and today is my birthday. #Inauspicious 000
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sea cave. 📍West Cork #photography #Ireland #Geology 060
Reposted by kendy crushShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare 601675222
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Had to drive 30 miles to escape the clouds, but the mobile solar projector worked! #eclipse 040
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Funny how dogs that you've spent decades training to kill aren't interested in your exemption lists 010
Reposted by kendy crushBUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Come Out Ye Chipper Vans x 5617
Reposted by kendy crushPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The guidelines for puns about Yorkshire are decided at a big summat meeting. #YorkshireDay 1428
Reposted by kendy crushAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality: 6754461559
Reposted by kendy crushEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/07/2026this is brilliant fun. all games should be played with zero sporting stakes but about three centuries of mutual animosity #thefootball 335056
Reposted by kendy crushPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Man, it's a pain sometimes trying to reverse engineer breaking news from people's snarky comments. 1531931
Reposted by kendy crushStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 11/07/2026From 2019, when the news was telling us that staring seagulls out had been proven to stop them eating your chips 20879248
Reposted by kendy crushSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em" 161763250
Reposted by kendy crushDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What everyone who stayed up to watch the England Mexico game looks like on teams this morning 919532
Reposted by kendy crushGary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Germany and the Netherlands right nowstatic.klipy.comHomer and Bart Simpson SittingALT: Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting 7543120
Reposted by kendy crushPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026In six days god created heaven and earth and on the seventh day while he rested his cat walked over the keyboard, long story short, here we are. 0408
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I call it my 'turd eye' cos I'm always enlightened after I go 010
Reposted by kendy crushCrystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Interestingly, the intuition I felt and spoke from -- that embodied knowing -- is precisely the kind of thing AI, for all of its performative anthropomorphic gesturing at the simulacrum of personhood, can't do. Tech billionaires want us to believe that our embodied/human ways of knowing are useless! 202733348
Reposted by kendy crushSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Everyone on X and elsewhere who called for a violent response should be charged with incitement. Everyone involved in the pogrom should be locked up with exemplary sentences. Govt should make it clear that will be the response in future anywhere else. Enough. 10556061589
Reposted by kendy crushDavid Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026One starts to get to the point of thinking that social media and stable democracy are simply incompatible. And this is the real post-2008 story, since the dates of slow economic growth and social media are in fact the same. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comViolence erupts in Belfast after protests over knife attackCrowds, including people in masks and hoods, burned vehicles and properties after calls for demonstrations from far-right figures 1624584
Reposted by kendy crushDavid Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Treating any communication platform that algorithmically selects which content to put in front of a user as a publisher, and legally responsible for that content, is the screamingly obvious solution that will deeply upset maybe seven companies and make life considerably better. 4744266
Reposted by kendy crushAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026the quackrooms (is this anything?) 1341659
Reposted by kendy crushAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you 241910444
kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 03/05/2026'To catch land animals, a crocodile floats passively or remains motionless at the edge of the water where prey habitually drink. With a sudden lunge, it seizes an unsuspecting animal and drowns it' — Encyclopedia Britannica 030
Reposted by kendy crushFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160584419
Reposted by kendy crushPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Once you've learned how to write "I am a drunk idiot” in Sanskrit, Mandarin and Arabic you're pretty much ready to open your own tattoo parlour. 2377
Reposted by kendy crushErin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026It's the time of year when I feel in my bones why I first made this: 212915
Reposted by kendy crushShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/04/2026they're saying that all traces of Viktor are being erased so thoroughly that he's now just an orban legend 581695203
Reposted by kendy crushMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard." 12364771173
Reposted by kendy crushMolly White @molly.wiki · 09/04/2026i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes 1734818546
Reposted by kendy crushNicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i feel like you all need this 1005411728
Reposted by kendy crushThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Again, I'm compelled to say that several years ago I wrote a piece for the NYT about me and my dad's shared love of Enya. In it, I mentioned that her music has been known to bring my father to tears and the fact-checking was so rigorous that they called my own dad - twice - to ask if this was true. 424146
Reposted by kendy crushHmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Finding it hard to take Storm Dave seriously. I just want to ring him and see if he fancies a few pints and a kebab. 181
Reposted by kendy crushBrad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Any Democratic politician not furiously taking notes on what Mamdani is doing is insane. He is mainstreaming munincipal socialism and making it seem cool and fun in the process. 1188
Reposted by kendy crushEncapsidate Your Genome @encapsidated.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Sleep paralysis demon convention 161
![[Scene is a BEACH. A man is sat eating chips on a blanket - or rather he is trying to, but a terrifying, haunted-eyed SEAGULL is stood next to him, staring intently]
SEAGULL:
Well well well.
You must be one of these ‘Starers’.
[Show man trying to stare the seagull out]
SEAGULL:
Read an article in the Guardian did ya? ‘Stare seagulls out to save your chips’...
Come on then.
Look into my eyes.
[We see his cold, terrifying, haunted eyes in close up]
Can you see the darkness?
The things I’ve seen?
[Hypnotic waves are coming out of his eyes now]
The things I’ve... eaten...?
Frozen shit from a sewage pipe off the coast of Sussex…
The still-pulsing intestines from a badger by the A602…
Thaaat’s it
Look into the truth
The truth you’ve always known.
I am a seagull.
I am harder than you.
And I am having your chips.
11 [The man’s facade breaks, His eyes water, his lips wobble]
SEAGULL [Eating chips]:
Nom nom nom.
[ENDS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidxpsx6ubfyjz2yhp2xtq4ov2akmt4mk4fo5tgf6ckicarqwad44e)
