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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 21h
Well, numbers used once were an unexpected surprise.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23h
Hmm. I need a website for a small business. Not a blog, a website. Just a landing page, an about page, and a contact form, really. What's the easiest way forward? WordPress? Wix? Something random I've not heard of? Any experts here?
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sigh. The sky is very dark here. I was planning outdoor jobs today. Ah well.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apt one to finish on.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 97🔥 94🏆 99🔥 93🏆 60🤫 Final score: 848
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop calling this racist prick an "anti-migrant activist". He's a right-wing fash wanker.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dog loves chasing flies. Leaps after them from a standing start. Occasionally, even catches one. Anyway, a fly just landed on me without me noticing. The dog, on the other hand, did.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good news. My massive tool has arrived.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Waiting on a massive tool to be delivered.
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Man's Surprised Reaction: Ooh Matron
ALT: Man's Surprised Reaction: Ooh Matron
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning. Got up at 7.15. It is now 8.11 and my dog is on his third nap.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 100🎯 90👑 85😁 99🎯 97🔥 Final score: 948
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are there any European/Non-US website hosts?
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A team of yoyo, erm, athletes, maybe, sponsored by Coca-Cola, came and did a demonstration in one of our assemblies. Still no idea why.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Equinox, schmexinox. We should celebrate equiLUX.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stop calling these racist arseholes protesters. It's not a protest. It's at the very least racial thuggery and harassment.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Methinks Piers Morgan doth protest too much.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day, friends.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I got my little bird bath in the garden, I had visions of little birds flitting in and out. Thrushes, tits, robins. What I get is chonky woodpigeons enjoying a soak.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 84😁 91👑 94🏆 97🔥 Final score: 939
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to shit themselves when they find out about Gare d'Austerlitz.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I never dreamt University Challenge could have a smugger host than Paxman, and yet here we are.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 998 I am both very pleased and very annoyed at the same time. 3 places I've been, 1 country I've been, and one wildly lucky guess.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do the privileged dicks in Piddington know what a principality is? Who have they chosen as their sovereign prince?
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I rather think the Archbishop's interfaith adviser is getting sacked on Monday.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good work from the provisional wing of Sports Direct, Danny Tommo's fuckwit army. They should hang their heads in shame, but they won't. They'll be back in Swindon and have not a care about lives lost at sea.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 17 93🏆 99🎯 94🏅 86🎓 94🏅 Final score: 920
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't get the Piddington thing. They vote to leave the UK and become the Democratic Republic of Arseholes. The UK government houses refugees at MoD Bicester anyway. And then what? I assume they plan to stop paying taxes and so forth? How do they think this plays out? The logical conclusion?
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My phone tells me I was in Italy 2 years ago, ogling the Scrovegni Chapel. Stunning place!
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mam is on the mend and set up with many appointments. I had an awful night on a sofa and am going back to Yorkshire.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sigh. Mam has fallen off the wagon and consequently fallen off a chair she should never have been standing on. To Tyneside I go.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump sticking his oar into unifying Ireland. That'll help.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@itsjoels.bsky.social @joescaramanga.co.uk Tickled me
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had a magnificent and rather silly day catching up with my best pal of 20 years. Good times. A bit merry now, though.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ooh! Excellent work @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Off to the framer I go.
A gingham check wrapping paper and sticker from infinitebacon.comIllustration of the famous stormtrooper banging his head scene from A New Hope. It is signed by the actor who got the headache.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 11 98🔥 84😁 85😁 97🔥 81🌟 Final score: 886
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These racist dickheads that thought the Pakistan cricket team were illegal immigrants are deluded. They think asylum seekers are going into Marriotts and not flea-infested former doss houses and knocking shops that rented rooms by the hour? Danny Tommo's Moron Army.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wearing a t-shirt which reads "behold the field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren." Anyway, it turns out that, sitting in this posh hotel restaurant surrounded by people in suits, the field is *not* barren.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sigh. Occasionally, I get followed by one of those "please save us" accounts, and I'm afraid I'll block them all. Some of them are probably genuine, but many probably aren't. Get the guilt every time.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 10 100🎯 81🌟 100🎯 90👑 84😁 Final score: 903
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 9 98🎯 98🎯 98🎯 100🎯 93🏆 Final score: 971
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm sorry, what?
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's not senile though, folks.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have a thought. Put Prince Harry forward as a candidate to be FIFA president.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This feels very end-stage ill health.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MrsWhatNow has come up trumps with a magnificent soufflé. I provided the sauterne.
A soufflé with a spoon of ice cream to plunge into the middle.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morning all. Definitely feeling autumnal today.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watching something where people build sand sculptures before the sea washes them away. One of the "pros" seems so full of disdain for their "newbie" that it's making me giggle.
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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got 60 likes on a post yesterday and didn't enjoy it. Going viral must be mental.
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