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Kelzalin

@kelzalin.bsky.social
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34 year old pansexual guy, who loves games and TTRPG's. Frequently NSFW. Minors and Bootlickers dni. ACAB, Free Palestine.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dilfkink.kindboys.online youtu.be/w3xcybdis1k?...
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The Killers - The Man
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presented with no comment :3 youtu.be/4z0Viukzct0?...
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(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You (Remastered)
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Until there are actual tangible consequences for tech CEO's, this will keep happening. Sam should be brought up on charges.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEAR PILE ALERT
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no one should vote for anti trans democrats, fuck those pieces of shit
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite song right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dz7... @cheekface.bsky.social
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Cheekface – Discrete [lyric video]
YouTube video by Cheekface
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@introspectre.online the face she gives you when you badmouth her childhood friend lmao
Chie from persona 4 giving as suprised look
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Never forget (Scott Olson/Getty)
2024 campaign yard signs that says "TRUMP LOW PRICES. KAMALA HIGH PRICES"
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its called media capture, we've been talking about it for years, but suddenly the facism is a little too real for you huh?
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genius.
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
uhhh yeah im a sneakerhead. im trying to give her head while she’s wearing only sneakers
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
off work late?
want to read, but too tired for book?
try 300 to 400 posts

it’s not so different from a book

when you think about it the first books
we’re actually scrolls, predating the codex

you will certainly not regret reading 300 to 400 posts
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
im that one friend who bears the curse
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 22/09/2026
this is a vera bingus appreciation post reblog if you love bingus
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 19/09/2026
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really gross shit. I also will never buy converse again.
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The Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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tono @rt0no.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me 0.1 milliseconds after we cure cancer
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500 Cigarettes The Orville
ALT: 500 Cigarettes The Orville
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
findom
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 11/09/2026
how libs look at you when you say voting is essentially bullshit
Margit the Fell Omen from Elden Ring looking intimidating
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Go help yui if you can!
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 11/09/2026
If 9/11 was actually important it would be a work holiday
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
a female statue. the text reads “the boot you lick will stomp you too”
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Zeta gundam really do just be like *most heart wrenching scene imaginable* *Cuts to chill citypop outro*
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this zaza got me speakin esperanto
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026
if they're gonna classify "owned lol" as a "serious violation" this website is cooked
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Enemies to lovers
Drawing of two puppies and hearts with the caption; "Enemies to lovers but with myself"
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I actually dont think anyone should be taking the opinion of someone who works for the herritage foundation seriously, and in a sane world none of these ghouls would have jobs, or a place in modern society.
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