Reposted by Kelzalinjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078157
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@dilfkink.kindboys.online youtu.be/w3xcybdis1k?...youtu.beThe Killers - The ManYouTube video by TheKillersVEVO 100
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Presented with no comment :3 youtu.be/4z0Viukzct0?...youtu.be(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You (Remastered)YouTube video by Louis Prima - Topic 000
Reposted by Kelzalinda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN 01431469
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Until there are actual tangible consequences for tech CEO's, this will keep happening. Sam should be brought up on charges. 000
Reposted by KelzalinGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no one should vote for anti trans democrats, fuck those pieces of shit 632055
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My favorite song right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dz7... @cheekface.bsky.socialyoutube.comCheekface – Discrete [lyric video]YouTube video by Cheekface 000
Reposted by Kelzalin🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁ 18630147
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@introspectre.online the face she gives you when you badmouth her childhood friend lmao 121
Reposted by Kelzalinleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 392366380
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Its called media capture, we've been talking about it for years, but suddenly the facism is a little too real for you huh? 010
Reposted by Kelzalinlaura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026uhhh yeah im a sneakerhead. im trying to give her head while she’s wearing only sneakers 0311
Reposted by Kelzalinlaura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026im that one friend who bears the curse 411430
Reposted by Kelzalin.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 22/09/2026this is a vera bingus appreciation post reblog if you love bingus 53520
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really gross shit. I also will never buy converse again. 000
Reposted by KelzalinThe Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light 202183298
Reposted by Kelzalinbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me 0.1 milliseconds after we cure cancerstatic.klipy.com500 Cigarettes The OrvilleALT: 500 Cigarettes The Orville 2435
Reposted by KelzalinIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877991480
Reposted by Kelzalinalgorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 11/09/2026how libs look at you when you say voting is essentially bullshit 192
Reposted by KelzalinEmber @halfbakedrhymes.com · 11/09/2026If 9/11 was actually important it would be a work holiday 1364
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Zeta gundam really do just be like *most heart wrenching scene imaginable* *Cuts to chill citypop outro* 000
Reposted by Kelzalinheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations 233831786
Reposted by KelzalinMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day. 3645851157
Reposted by KelzalinThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack. 39875113
Reposted by Kelzalinbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167664232
Reposted by KelzalinAlexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this zaza got me speakin esperanto 062
Reposted by KelzalinCatbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026if they're gonna classify "owned lol" as a "serious violation" this website is cooked 181263256
Reposted by KelzalinThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367200989853
Reposted by Kelzalin☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs 30114714249
Reposted by Kelzalindonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water 161621286
Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I actually dont think anyone should be taking the opinion of someone who works for the herritage foundation seriously, and in a sane world none of these ghouls would have jobs, or a place in modern society. 010