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Kelzalin

@kelzalin.bsky.social
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34 year old pansexual guy, who loves games and TTRPG's. Frequently NSFW. Minors and Bootlickers dni. ACAB, Free Palestine.

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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh wow 😵‍💫 Your hips look realllly nice in this.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry, but I cannot speak with you. I must continue my private devotions.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Peak train art I saw on my way home today.
Train art of a femboy with ears baring his chest with a collar on. The text on the right reads "boy puppy delivery." The text on the left reads "akria" and "pushin the gay agenda 2024"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you wake up in the morning and check social media
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rude AF. You deserve better.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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It'S Gonna Be A Bloodbath Jay Kelso
Alt: It'S Gonna Be A Bloodbath Jay Kelso
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very distracting @_@
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hope you know you're the man <3
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dilfkink.kindboys.online youtu.be/w3xcybdis1k?...
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The Killers - The Man
YouTube video by TheKillersVEVO
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
your glasses are so cute :3
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presented with no comment :3 youtu.be/4z0Viukzct0?...
youtu.be
(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You (Remastered)
YouTube video by Louis Prima - Topic
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
Alt: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Until there are actual tangible consequences for tech CEO's, this will keep happening. Sam should be brought up on charges.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Public void is sooo good. It was my first album if hers I heard. Ive been hooked on water dogs all summer.
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEAR PILE ALERT
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no one should vote for anti trans democrats, fuck those pieces of shit
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jobs aren't real. Sadly we still need them to survive :(
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well at least we can finally cancel him!!
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite song right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dz7... @cheekface.bsky.social
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Cheekface – Discrete [lyric video]
YouTube video by Cheekface
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Road Runner on a Cliff Edge
Alt: Road Runner on a Cliff Edge
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fandom Group Prayer Moment
Alt: "prayer" circle
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DUDE, those are two entirely different people x.x
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me once I find this out
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Todesstern feuert Superlaser ab
Alt: Todesstern feuert Superlaser ab
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@introspectre.online the face she gives you when you badmouth her childhood friend lmao
Chie from persona 4 giving as suprised look
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna shave his head like nazi the previous Nazi collaborators before we send him to prison forever.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh god, mister bribed by the fbi and facing no consequences. How could I forget
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Willem Dafoe - Silly Me
Alt: Willem Dafoe - Silly Me
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, congratulations! 🤡
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Never forget (Scott Olson/Getty)
2024 campaign yard signs that says "TRUMP LOW PRICES. KAMALA HIGH PRICES"
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So real.
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Jasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY. When I was a kid I knew a kid that would steal lighters and start fires and torture animals, Same exact vibe, all with that shit eating grin on his face the whole time.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So glad I'm not the only one that picks up on that vibe. Kevin Hassett has the same rancid vibes too.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100% agree, but I'm not trying to get my account suspended by the spineless fucks that run this website lol
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This motherfucker might be the one i'm most looking forward to seeing in prison for the rest of his life.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This would work on me 100%
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Castle of Caglirosto next to Sharks in Da Hood is soooo funny.
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes completely. I'm not a fan of it generally especially how it perpetuates neo slavery in the global south, but breaking it in this way is going to cause undue chaos and death for a lot of people.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did a hs senior project on antigone and i cant stop thinking about how much this would have improved it. 😔
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its called media capture, we've been talking about it for years, but suddenly the facism is a little too real for you huh?
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genius.
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Kelzalin @kelzalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Garfield: Wait For It...
ALT: Garfield: Wait For It...
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