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Kelly__le

@kellyle.bsky.social
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Jokes and whatnot. 💖 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sph7byg4ua…

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#BrandonFlowers was perfect. ❤️ I’ve seen The Killers many times but I’ve waited to see Brandon solo for 16 years. I waited for hours in the rain, I screamed along with every song & danced with my son dancing next to me, & I cried a little. Getting to see your favorite never gets old. ❤️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok there, Jesus of Methlehem
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you haven’t trimmed in awhile, but you want some action, you give her the ole….
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What? What the the hell is even that in the front? #facebookmarketplace #what
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve always been fuckin cool. #WhyAmIWearingADusterAt2 #YallJustLettingThatHappen
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guys who post shit like this are 100% behind on their child support.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was I She-Ra? Was I an old Hungarian woman? Who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me when a man tells me I should smile more…
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m sorry. I did forget about the nussy when I posted this.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have never, in my entire life, identified more with an animal than this rain frog.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m so glad people had pictures from the time Dolly came here. I always told people I saw her in the parade but never found any of my pictures. 😭❤️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This makes me irrationally angry. I might end up on the news. #MarketplaceBullshit
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is it because I never paid for those Limp Bizkit CDs in 99?
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I like a variety of fruits.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“You can make a cat, right? You’ve definitely seen a cat, right?” “Yeah yeah…totally”…….
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
She says thank you!
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I refilled her food and went to put up the container. Then I heard crunching…. Her greed sickens me. #lucypancakes
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I woke up to #lucypancakes biting my arm. Girl, I’m not dead, I just overslept! Damn! #AsSoonAsImDeadShellEatMyEyeballs
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hashtag no filter. Feels good to just be me, you know
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
🖤🖤🖤
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Black eyed peas and #Daysofourlives ❤️🥰
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Santa came now because Santa is tired, and old, and made cookies, and pies, and overslept, and has arthritis, and made spaghetti, and has to prepare food for tomorrow.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Living close to Oklahoma is a gold mine…
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Thank you for the stocking stuffer ideas. But I don’t know what stockings you think I need stuffed.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
10 years without him fucking sucks Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ohhhh it’s a bow. I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh to be a kitty cat asleep on a pillow, under a blanket, curled against momma, staring at a Christmas tree. 🖤🖤🖤#lucypancakes
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
All the trees are up, the outside is decorated, and I am very happy ❤️🥰🎄🎅🏼🎁☃️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
THIS BITCH FROM IHOP IS TALKING MAD SHIT
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sometimes you just get the weird feeling you’re being watched. 👀 #lucypanckes
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Yeah, I read it that way at first too.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀 #lucypancakes
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Today was sweater weather. I hate long sleeves. This is called compromise.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’m ready for Halloween! 💀👻🎃🐦‍⬛☠️🪦💜
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Birria tacos🌮elote🌽 black beans 🫘 It’s a fucking win. 🥑🧀❤️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Why does Tim McGraw look like a rotisserie chicken?
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Best way to see a Trump flag #garbage
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oh man, I thought that said mom tits… Good ole Joan just putting ‘em on full display.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I’m not wrong
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Our Lady Peace is always great! ❤️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I’m not mature enough for whatever this thing at this pool party
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So glad my friend paid in cash today and got this beautiful work of art. ❤️
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ha! Look what I found tonight!!!!
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Today was my birthday. This was my cake. Amazing. 🍆
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hahahahha it’s so funny you did that because this was my cake
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