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Kelly__le

@kellyle.bsky.social
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Jokes and whatnot. 💖 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sph7byg4ua…

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16h
Ok there, Jesus of Methlehem
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman Moment
ALT: Jason Momoa's Sweet Aquaman Moment
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
ALT: Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“There’s a dude jerking by the beef wall. That happens”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awwww ❤️❤️❤️
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Gitapro3 Gitagita Cat Says Thank You
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Meat, shits, gas, shirts”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Come do pisses”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Beaver on the billboard…beaver on the toilet cams”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s a Hobby Lobby with meat”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Jerky that’s gonna blow out your asshole”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Brisket and shitters”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Your mom has beaver nuggets”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the signs for Buc-ee’s are ridiculous… “Beaver gas and dropping ass”
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a car next to me that has one headlight, no hood, and it’s riding on a donut. I’m functioning the same way, my dude.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*gets in their car and waits
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would be easily kidnapped with a van that says “potatoes in various forms inside”
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Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go
ALT: Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take heed cuz I’m a lyrical poet
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just remembered a time when I saw a woman flossing her teeth with her hair. That’s all. Have a great day you guys.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@SexbeanPernicus

ohhh i just realised you can change your facial expression. i was just doing the one
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t need therapy, I just need to listen to Mr. Roger’s explain how crayons are made.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s the only answer.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caught myself dancing to “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift in the grocery store so I punched myself in the face so hard I spat blood on the floor
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I think I’m still a pretty cool chick and other times I say stuff like “Wow! that’s a really nice 9 x 13 casserole dish!!!”
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bf: "drunk actions are sober thoughts" or whatever is bullshit. I've never soberly thought "I wish I could lose one shoe and piss all over myself"
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dave Grohl's Fabulous Hairflip Nirvana Moment
ALT: Dave Grohl's Fabulous Hairflip Nirvana Moment
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
During. lol
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Abster Abstract
ALT: Abster Abstract
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The prom queen grew up to be a grandma on Facebook posting AI pics of herself
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Growing my leg hair out for the end times.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet Blake Shelton farts a bunch during sex.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Man Says Bingo!
ALT: Man Says Bingo!
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I shaved my armpits AND put on makeup so I don’t want to waste it sitting at home.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jerry The Mouse Peeks Out in Tom And Jerry
ALT: Jerry The Mouse Peeks Out in Tom And Jerry
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would never judge someone on their race or sexuality but I would 100% judge someone if they don’t cover their food when they microwave it.
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Too funny!
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you haven’t trimmed in awhile, but you want some action, you give her the ole….
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden ratio Jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s the support I’m looking for!
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Dwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank You
ALT: Dwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank You
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#teambloodclot
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doing chores is exhausting. *washer going *dishwasher going *roomba going *me on couch napping
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe your cat is meowing because it wants treats and also for Donald Trump to not be president anymore. You even think about that?
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know they both smell like pee.
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Do bros get their foreskin back when they get to heaven?” “No, I mean any questions about your policy changes” -My insurance agent
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re right. I’m sorry. 😂
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Carrot Top
ALT: Carrot Top
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Check back in when you’re done 😂
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Kenan Thompson: Oh Yes Indeed on SNL
ALT: Kenan Thompson: Oh Yes Indeed on SNL
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All this news about Carrot Top’s sex tape makes me so mad at my mom for teaching me how to read.
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