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@kellyisablade.bsky.social
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Geek. Nerd. Shoe Queen. Fat & Fierce. Fancy Lady. She/Her #BLM #TransLivesMatter #FucktheTories #SheffieldUnited #LiveMusic #FreePalestine

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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The infamous dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
doing some more scanning tonight, here are a few more photos that i thought were pretty neat
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've just been looking through my photos on my phone & came across these 2 of Pac I took at Collision in Cardiff last year. Such a menacing character but such a great bloke. So sad for his family & friends, he is greatly missed. #wrestlesky #RIPPac #aew
A very muscular man wearing a black wrestling leotard & black tights is standing on the middle rope & looking menacingly at the audience. He has black hair, & a black goatee type beard. He was an exceptional wrestler & the ring won't be the same without him.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Tim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ll be in Canada but sending good vibes to all bands and artists taking part in the first ever Merch Market D.I.Y. in Stockport tomorrow No fee for a stall, no commission taken. Buy something from your fave band and discover a new band Booooo to venues that take commission
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I only went and got bloody married yesterday. I had a reversible dress, so when it was party time I wore the party colour 🩷
A man wearing a dark green suit & orange tie, & a woman wearing a cream wedding dress with rose gold sequinned celestial overdress, pink hair & carrying a pink & orange bouquet, are walking through a crowd of people throwing confetti.A woman wearing a cream wedding dress with a rose gold sequin celestial overdress with pink lining & Corrale cowboy boots (distressed, with inlaid rhinestones) is holding a pink & orange bouquet. She has 2 women on her right wearing long, pink dresses, & 2 women on her left wearing long orange dresses. They are all holding a matching orange & pink bouquet. A woman wearing a long pink underdress & celestial sequin overdress is standing next to a woman wearing a long pink dress & giant comedy star shaped glasses. They are both smiling at the camera.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chuck can't come to our wedding on Saturday so I've taken some pics today and would you just look at how smart he looks?!! 🥹🥹🥹
Chuck is a white Staffy, wearing a tuxedo style harness. It looks like he is wearing a bow tie. He is sitting next to a bouquet made up of pink, orange & which faux flowers. A pair of off white cowboy boots, inlaid with sparkly stones are at the side of the boots.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Either he’s sending a starship to Mars THIS WEEK, or he’s full of shit. Which could it be…? 🤔
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk• 07/09/2024
The first Starships to Mars will launch in 2 years when the next Earth-Mars transfer window opens.
These will be uncrewed to test the reliability of landing intact on Mars. If those landings go well, then the first crewed flights to Mars will be in 4 years.
Flight rate will grow exponentially from there, with the goal of building a self-sustaining city in about 20 years. Being multiplanetary will vastly increase the probable lifespan of consciousness, as we will no longer have all our eggs, literally and metabolically, on one planet.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I drew some pylons in pencils and oil pastels to see how that would go. It’s easier to make zingy striking things happen in ink but it’s worth trying things and thinking things through. Scottish olden days pylons
An overcast image of some pylons in the countryside, classic scottish pylons with grey sky and green ground
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
F*** that nice write-up I got in the Guardian. This is my all-time favourite review of one of my books.
"I am loving this book, I have genuinely laughed out loud when reading this book, which is a big achievement by the writer as I am mostly miserable."
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Jamie Fisher @jamie-fisher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So here’s the story of someone I reached out to for the book—she wrote Elliott a fan letter when she was in high school, and I found the letter but also the response he had written her and never sent. So I found her and read it to her. www.huffpost.com/entry/teen-f... #elliottsmith
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I Wrote A Famous Musician A Fan Letter. Decades Later, I Got A Response That Rocked My World.
“Maybe he didn’t have a stamp and then forgot about it. At any rate, it was there, waiting to be found.”
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saturday mornings used to be spent lying in bed after getting in around 6am. This morning I've just researched & ordered a monthly bird food subscription. Still rock n roll.
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Sean | Drowned in Sound @drownedinsound.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The work this man is doing is so important. Lock in. www.drownedinsound.org/meet-the-pol...
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Meet the politician who wants to help save live music
It's oddly comforting finding the names in Westminster who want to use their political capital to keep arts and culture in national conversations.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Morning! It's Chuck's Gotcha Day, and I can't believe how tiny he was 🥰🥰
A teeny, tiny, white Staffy is sitting on a wooden floor. He has a red collar and a tag shaped like a bone. He has big, floppy ears.
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Weren’t they funny?” For the December 10, 1914 cover of LIFE magazine, illustrator Otho Cushing imagined a futuristic couple in 1950 reviewing earlier styles. Fashion Friday.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If I sell one more I can give @srtrcengland.bsky.social £50
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's way past Chuck's bedtime, he can't keep his peepers open for this ET.
A man wearing a green tee & black shorts is sitting on a sofa and a white staffy is lying back against him, with his belly in the air and the dog is fast asleep.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best dogs I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital info about all the dogs in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
A dog who is running excitably towards me across some wet grass, having heard a rumour that for one week only I will do a cut, shampoo and blow dry for just £14.99.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good morning. Have an Osprey near the Rideau River that I took yesterday before all the thunderstorms. #birds
An osprey perches atop a bare tree, in profile looking to the right. Its nest was nearby, and a river full of fish was close.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I need to pack my bag for my hen do tomorrow but I cba so I'm randomly watching a Top 13 of Girls Aloud videos (some absolute bangers on there) & some of the outfits they were put in are just mind blowingly hideous. Their stylist must have hated them.
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 18/06/2026
Jon Moxley Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec... #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 02/06/2026
Love it when some piece of shit steals a design I took two weeks drawing and AI-alters the faces to look like shit and then puts it on Etsy
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's #buyastrangerabook day. I have an offer here from @rachaelscotson.bsky.social who'll buy someone a copy of ANY of Tom Cox's books. I've attached a selection here, so if there's one that you'd like, just let us know! UK only
Six of Tom's books. 
Everything Will Swallow You. 
21st Century Yokel
Help The Witch
Ring The Hill
Villager
1983
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 28/05/2026
Swerve Strickland Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec... #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It was hotter than the inside of a volcano but I put a lot of effort into these Young Bucks outfits so they were being worn !! Another brilliant Bearded Theory festival ♥️ #AEW #TheYoungBucks #Wrestlesky @allelitewrestling.com
A man with long brown hair and a woman with long pink hair are wearing brightly coloured leggings, with yellow & purple tassels down the side. They have matching Young Bucks t-shirts on, with white denim waistcoat with yellow & purple tassels on the arms. They are standing in a field surrounded by tents and camping chairs. A man with long brown hair and a woman with long pink hair are wearing brightly coloured leggings, with yellow & purple tassels down the side. They have matching Young Bucks t-shirts on, with white denim waistcoat with yellow & purple tassels on the arms. They are standing in a field surrounded by tents and camping chairs, and they are posing with their arms flexed.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Off to Bearded Theory festival this morning. The van won't start so we've got to buy an emergency new battery, but it will be worth it tomorrow when we're watching Skunk Anansie, dressed as The Young Bucks 😆 #wrestlesky #aew
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scorchtheground |[Switchblade FC] 🎨 🔞 @scorchtheground.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
Tomorrow is the last day of the 40% off sale on my redbubble; if you’re able to snag something from here? Today and tomorrow would be the best days for it because of the deep discount. Thanks!
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14/05/2026
I stole this video from reddit of a horse farting, please enjoy
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Goodest Boi is 8 today! Happy Birthday Chuck 🥳🥳🥳♥️♥️
5 small photos of Chuck, who is a white staffy. In one he is looking at a bird feeder, wondering why he isn't allowed the bird treats. In another he is kicking the froth from the top of a pint of lager. In 2 of them he is on the park and very happy about it, and in the last one he is curled up like a pretzel because it is very tiring being so cute.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...
The Girl With The Cat Earring, featuring my mum and dad's cat Bridget.Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/05/2026
BRB, getting myself a whole new wardrobe. eatf.art/ai
A hoodie featuring a woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"A mug featuring a woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"A phone case featuring a woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"A button featuring a woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I've just watched S4, ep 18 of Will Trent and I am absolutely LIVID at the writers. How could they???
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm not sure hedgehogs should be driving at all! Slow, carefully, or not!
A green domestic bin with a sticker on it, on the pavement waiting to be emptied. It has a picture of a hedgehog and reads SLOW HEDGEHOGS PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY. Chuck, the white staffy, is in the corner of the picture, looking at the camera and wondering why I'm taking a photo of someone's rubbish bin.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's never ending tassels here in Derbyshire. They're on every surface. Maybe @allelitewrestling.com could lend me their ring gear person, I'm sure they'd be much more organised 😆
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I thought PB & I dressing as The Young Bucks for the festival we go to was a genius idea but now I'm half way through making both of our outfits I wish I'd thought of something easier 🤣 #wrestlesky
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why am I crying at snooker?
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Tyrone James @tyronej84.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s beautiful. It’s horrific. It’s absolutely addictive. Sheffield United. Home and Away. #bskyblades
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=SB7s... It's a bit late in life for my gay awakening but if these absolute icons had been around when I was in my teenage years, my life could look very different right now 😆😆
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Divine Dominion Entrance - AEW Collision Slam Dunk Sunday, March 22, 2026
YouTube video by EntranceMania
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We've had all our roof tiles removed today so I am really hoping the roofers have made it watertight with the blue tarpaulin thing they've put on because it has been whamming it down with rain for the last 2 hours.
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Women of Steel @womenofsteel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Well this is very nice to see. United are cutting the price of their women's season tickets next season, and it's a mere £20 for anyone with a men's season ticket. Lovely stuff.
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is brilliant: Chris Atkins set up a fake far-right news channel to interview Reform UK candidates. The Reform hopefuls all condemned scandals supposedly overseen by Labour, Conservative, and Lib Dem councils, without realising they were actually condemning the actions of... ..Reform UK.
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Kelly @kellyisablade.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Someone clonked me with their trolley in Aldi yesterday and said they didn't see me, and I guess it's my own fault for being so inconspicuous with my pink hair and full sequin bomber jacket.
Kelly has pink, shoulder length hair. She is smiling at the camera. She has clear framed glasses and is wearing a bomber jacket made up of silver sequins.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Tweet from Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott):

DOG 911: what's ur emer-

DOG: A FURRY THING IS BEHIND ME

DOG 911: can you bite it?

DOG: I CAN'T SPIN FAST ENOUGH

DOG 911: OMG 

DOG: OMG
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 23/04/2026
Tommaso Ciampa Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec... #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Omg i laughed too hard now i have asthma. But I feel way better about my life choices.
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Ben Meakin @bnmkn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Looking at hammerhead sharks on Wikipedia (6yo things) and found this delightful drawing of one from 18th century Japan 😀
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If you don’t know about this, you need to read up. It’s the single bloodiest massacre in the history of Reconstruction, and it was perpetrated to overthrow the results of an election. It was emblematic of the sabotage of Reconstruction. And SCOTUS nullified the prosecution of those responsible.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 07/04/2026
Love that Corgi 🤣🐶
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