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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

not seeing enough jimothy on bluesky so here

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

receptionist at the doctors office just told the other girl that she never liked listening to music before but does now

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I love how in the beginning of bailando by enrique iglesias you hear sean paul telling him to sing like he’s the phantom and enrique is christine

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

there are so many listings on fb marketplace that “need a good cleaning.” THEN CLEAN IT?? why are you trying to sell someone your dirty ice machine, janet?

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

all I can focus on is how funny the phrase “born again actor” would be

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I really hope my car and stupid bumper stickers are in this girl’s grad pictures

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

came within two secs of being hit by someone who ran a red light so I think I deserve a coffee and banana bread treat

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

no snoring husband tonight, I took my muscle relaxer and I’m goin to bed at 9 pm. if I don’t have the best sleep of my life I’m going to kms

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

should we go see a terrible ghost tribute band out of morbid curiosity

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

we can all agree that the movie the santa clause is 100% to blame when it comes to everyone misspelling santa claus right

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

one of the coolest shows I've ever been to was for an all girl rage against the machine cover band called take the power back and I wish they were still active because I think about how badass that was all the time

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

this is exactly what I needed today

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

me: *tries to check TikTok more* also me: *orders things I don’t need from TikTok bc of using it more*

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

respectfully, ma’am what 😭

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

my vyvanse is making my trich worse weeeeee

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

another day wishing I could inject the gothic masterpiece that is guillermo del toro’s frankenstein directly into my veins

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LaToya Ferguson @lafergs.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛‍♂️

Graffiti in Hollywood that says "VAMPS Matter."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2025

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Me: *pays 140 dollars* Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious! Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars* Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit! Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

i don't want to follow up, i want to go to the pumpkin patch

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

she got his bangs in the divorce

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

imagine being so embarrassingly lame this goes for you too keith urban

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

always smiling in his sleep 🥹

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

sorry I was weird and hard to read, it will stay that way

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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 05/10/2025

actually tmi stands for tell me immediately. i want to know everything

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

seeing so many ppl glorifying ed gein already bc of that new ryan murphy show. even in promo interviews charlie hunnam describes gein as “influential.” we really need to stop doing this shit

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

this is the exact OPPOSITE of what the majority of we millennials say lmao idk who she’s talking to

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NPR @npr.org · 05/10/2025

Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.

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8 low-effort ways to make Spooky Season feel cozy and festive

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/10/2025

really excited that bsky has already reached the point of social media platform development where management is openly hostile to power users. at this rate the next niche social media site will have a six month turnaround from indie darling to flaming wreckage

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

also the $5 footlongs at subway

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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

do you think she only shared the lyrics to the new album with travis and he was like “wow babe these are GENIUS” so she didn’t think she needed to seek anyone else’s opinion

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teq @quilling.dev · 04/10/2025

but would I still love you if I was a worm?

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sandworm gf @kelcey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

can you believe taylor’s new album only has one song? wow

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