Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2024People always tell me, "Icarus flew too close to the sun. His wings melted. That's why you can't get too close to the sun". But guess what, folks? Icarus had wings of wax. They were flimsy and weak. My wings are strong and sturdy. I'm going to get so much closer to the sun than Icarus ever could 0336
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A spectre is haunting Brooke, the spectre of Jammie Time 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If true love's kiss woke me up after sleeping for years, I'd be so mad 040
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I love baseball players with baseball-related names Homer Bailey Grant Balfour Bob Walk Bud Blacksoxscandal Johnny "Steroid Era" McClain Tim Catcher's Interference Roland Umpire 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You can split an atom, but you can't atom soup 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They ensure every child knows the face of "Hamburglar" because stealing burger is the greatest crime in this land 020
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 29/07/20261 0 There. We can make all of the data with that. No more need to build the loud, energy-intensive poison buildings 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My role in the heist crew is the one that dies in the opening lower-stakes heist and doesn't come back later as the antagonist 000
Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026🎶Hello Pinwheel, my old friend I've come to watch you spin again🎶 001
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026🎶Hello Pinwheel, my old friend I've come to watch you spin again🎶 001
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026No better feeling than drinking soju and eating hot pot 0772
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The haters told me "Brooke, we're completely fictional. You made us up for this bit. You're not well-known enough to have actual haters." But that didn't stop me 😤 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I have been freed from the pain of rooting for the Dutch National Team in the World Cup for another 4 years 💀👍 120
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Someone out there has taken the best bite of food that a human being has ever experienced, and there's an incredibly small but non-zero chance that that person is Steve1989MREInfo 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Eating an entire box of club crackers in one sitting could fix me 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Did you know that the word "island" comes from the fact that an island is land 111
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time. I wasn't even there and I remember it 2214
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 14/05/20261 human vs 100 gorillas (I am the human and I will befriend the gorillas) 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Attending a comedic roast only for everyone there to be upset that you specifically are laughing at the jokes 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Lied about being the 4th Street Mugger on my henchman resume. Turns out that was the Don's nephew. Got the job because I was the only one who was dishonest on the application 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Guy who abuses prescription drugs not based on their intended effect, but on their list if side effects 130
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If I were president, no one would try to assassinate me because I'd be the first president who can solve a Rubik's cube and everyone would think that is cool 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A not insignificant percentage of this country will firmly believe this was a false flag to justify the fucking ballroom and I might actually be one of then at this point 131
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Habanero ghost jack cheese 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social 241431174
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026BrookeBaybee has to think about her entire life before she shitposts 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Every episode of Storage Wars: "I'm thinking I made a bad choice with this locker. It's just a bunch of piss jars! Oh? Wait a minute, wait a minute. I found 200 grams of Platinum!" 020
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Millennial Forrest Gump and he makes his fortune off of crypto 110
Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fiancée: (On me hobbling around on my arthritic knee) You're moving around like a combat veteran. Like a World War II hero Me: Yeah, I was at the Battle of the Girl Bulge 0152
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fiancée: (On me hobbling around on my arthritic knee) You're moving around like a combat veteran. Like a World War II hero Me: Yeah, I was at the Battle of the Girl Bulge 0152
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Paper winning because it "covers" rock makes it comparable to a chastity cage 040
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You have been sentenced to hang by the neck until orgasm 140
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If your onions ain't sweatin', your meal's worth forgettin' 020
Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Hard times create strong men. Strong men lift big rocks. Big rocks are cool, but not as cool as that little rock you found on the ground that one time. Make of that as you will 072
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026What is the sound of one cheek clapping? 020
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This butterfly needs to stop dreaming that it's me. Go back to flapping around and pollinating shit little bro 000
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Sorry babe, I think we need to reschedule date night. I'm being cancelled for saying that Papa Smurf is more fuckable than Smurfette 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Hard times create strong men. Strong men lift big rocks. Big rocks are cool, but not as cool as that little rock you found on the ground that one time. Make of that as you will 072
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I could've had the war wrapped up instantly by not doing it 130
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Yeah, I'm bisexual. I'm attracted to women and nerdy British men that make banging electronic music 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026*Ordering at Steak and Shake* Yeah, can I get uhhhhhhhh a steak and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how about a shake? 020
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026There's no such thing as a run-on sentence; only cowards too scared of prose longer than noun-verb-noun-period 010
Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026You are over there being an April Fool, whilst I am over here being an April Sage 020
Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where Centuries of Humiliation happen 031
Reposted by Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Transphobes Delenda Est 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @brookebaybee.bsky.social · 25/04/2025For sale: breakaway pants. Never broken away. 082
