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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18h

The Devil, on fire, standing in front of the gates of Hell: yup, it’s me, Jesus Christ. You were right, come on in Christians, clambering to get in: nice!

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21h

The patina on my fake yard ruins is progressing nicely 🧶

Cool beigey yellows and deep grays and yellows

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h

he looks like the ghost of a cum

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t want to go to lunch and share my feelings with pedophilic fascist maniacs. I barely think they deserve access to water

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18h

The Devil, on fire, standing in front of the gates of Hell: yup, it’s me, Jesus Christ. You were right, come on in Christians, clambering to get in: nice!

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h

To wash down the sourdough baguette and smoked Gouda

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h

he looks like the ghost of a cum

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h

No matter how long it’s been since you’ve opened Instagram, it’s always been only 3 mins since your ex posted the story you’re about to watch

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 20h

I used oxide pigments on it and that’s it

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21h

For reference, this was when that section was new

Same structure but without the weathered look

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21h

The patina on my fake yard ruins is progressing nicely 🧶

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trying to get workers comp because I saw too many witches on my shift

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”

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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If someone goes by their full legal name on Bluesky they either have 500 followers or 90,000

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Legalname Georg is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I said that Van Morrison was a one-hit wonder and people argued with me about how he had a whole bunch of amazing songs, and then when it came out that Van Morrison is extremely racist, guess what, I only had to delete one song.

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are no less than 4 edible plants that grow as weeds between my patio cobblestones. I use industrial strength vinegar to manage them, but if I dilute it too much I just end up making a 40-foot-long salad

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They were going to be Chancellor of Do-sky but then they didn’t

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

cumming in my pant s at don cucos

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Unfortunately just the dr who I’m sure has like, hundreds of them to get through

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Prior auth is just a bureaucratic roadblock for controlled prescriptions that requires the actual prescribing doc to call in AFTER the Rx is called in and say “yes fill this Rx” There’s only one doc in this practice and I called every week for 2 months and was promised they’d get it done right away

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

3 mo ago my new primary care nurse practitioner convinced me to start a medication that would solve many of my issues. I was genuinely optimistic Less so after several weeks of trying to get the practice’s one doctor to call my pharm and give “prior authorization” to fill it Just for this text