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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My AI, pirate-themed, 6 dollar, Japanese style pull saw should be here in a couple days and I dunno, I might be happier if this is just a scam
Closeup of the listing photo complete with Ai gibberish blade etching. There’s CAPTIAN PIPE, presumably a misspelling  of the the pirate mascot l’s name is prominent. 

The seller is a brand called Conebarn420The packaging has a pirate innit with the name spelled differently than on the blade
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For reference, this was when that section was new
Same structure but without the weathered look
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The patina on my fake yard ruins is progressing nicely 🧶
Fake ruins with a nice patina Cool beigey yellows and deep grays and yellows Green and black and bird poop 😍
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta feed the beast
Peanut mms
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3 mo ago my new primary care nurse practitioner convinced me to start a medication that would solve many of my issues. I was genuinely optimistic Less so after several weeks of trying to get the practice’s one doctor to call my pharm and give “prior authorization” to fill it Just for this text
As per insurance the requested medication xxxxxx tablets, does not covered by insurance, due to its plan exclusion drua PA Case ID #: xxxxxxxxxx patient has been informed. Thank you .
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Workin on a fun project for the local Nerd Nite, @nerdniteupstate.bsky.social Goin for that early 90s, educational software vibe. It’s very Broderbund, very MECC #indiegames #gamedev
The title logo for “Nerd Nite Hudson Valley the game” in an era appropriate colors and 240p
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working on making the wave stepstool a thing. As always there will be free files and plans at keithdecent.com 🧶 #woodworking
3d model of a stacked plywood step stool with a wave motif in the base Just the taller step of the piece
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gimli: never thought I’d be fighting side by side with a resist grandma

Legolas: 💙 Amen, AMEN, A-M-E-N! 
😓8😥6💔4😡7🤬
& his MAGA MAFIA!
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO!

Gimli: eye rolls
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Device failed to translate:(
Try Google Translate
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently these give people trouble You guys get the version with the goofiest automated captions because accessibility
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks! It’s a very strong design. For reference I weigh about 230lbs.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it an ottoman? Is it a side table? Yes. The Wave Ottoman is yours. Pay what you want for this pack of 3d files and vector cutting guides, and build one for yourself, or for others, or to sell! It’s really actually entirely for you, for free, forever Keithdecent.com/shop 🧶 #woodworking
The wave ottoman/side table in red, yellow, and orange on a painting workbench The wave ottoman/side table in unfinished light plywood on a workbench 3d model of the wave ottoman/side table
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picked up this early mid century dual window fan at the flea for 10 bucks. Instead of a restoration I decided it was messed up and “repaired” enough to get the custom treatment rewiring, new paint job, 3d printed spin cranks and front badges, adjustable feet, faux-leather handle wrap, weathering 🧶
The fan as found with missing cranks, no front badges, in battleship grey with heavy brush marks and tons of grime and rustThe fan now. The blades and cages are lime green, the case is olive, the details are cream and silver. The front badges now say “Big” and “fan” in an era appropriate front Different angle of he fan now that shows the ivory faux-leather handle wrap I did
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think they sold me non Euclidean gesso 🧶 #art
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a good example of why every office needs a chronically-online, internet-poisoned, absolute monstro-perv to run shit like this past before posting
A cute cartoon (certainly AI) flower character that the Central Park mall is posting on IG as the new mascot of central part. It’s very childlike and its name is CEE PEE
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hope this helps
An alignment chart where the axis are relevance and outspokenness and the more/more is Macklemore. The less/more is Michael Moore. The less/less is Michael Meyers, and the more/less is mackerel meat
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You all make fun but I was behind Erika Kirk in traffic this morning and that poor woman is obviously still grieving
An expensive convertible car with a big blast of fireworks erupting from the drivers seat
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol “who shouldn’t be allowed at ground zero now, mf?”
A press conference where Jon Stewart explains about how newly released documents show Giuliani knew about the air being poison after 9/11 and tried to cover it up. 

Inset graphic of a report that says “Legislative alternatives to limit the City's liability relating to 9/11/07
Giuliani Administration” and has Giuliano’s picture next to it 

Mayor mamdani is standing behind Stewart on the dais A close up of mamdani’s “you specifically asked for this smoke” face
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dude was rich, popular, had a gorgeous wife and risked it all to temporarily have a slightly bigger dick. Men will never be ok
Igho had about 185,000 Instagram followers and was known for his lavish lifestyle. He owned a $1.1 million home in Los Angeles' Crenshaw neighborhood and a $600,000 apartment in London. He and Danielle, a fashion designer and socialite, married in a lavish $473,000 ceremony in Zimbabwe in
2022.Hyaluronic acid penis fillers can cost up to $9,000 and typically last six to nine months.
British urology experts have warned of potentially devastating complications.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yup
Gets nhl 96 cart with the tab removed and it’s just black plastic underneath
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One day I’ll remember to have a real camera ready when the baloonfest balloons go over my house. The phone makes them seem 3x as far away as they are
Two hot air balloons flying a couple hundred yards away from my house
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every once in a while it’s nice to know that the abyss is, in fact, not staring back
No votes for me
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh right everyone
Fb post:

On this day
5 years ago
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Keith Décent
Jul 20, 2020 • 0
Not so deep thought:
The unmarked federal officers that have been
"arresting" protestors in Oregon and the ones who were in DC are going to be the ones in the streets of major cities on election night under the guise of
"protecting people from antifa terrorists." They'll be
"guarding" polling stations, in predominantly liberal districts, and they'll be the ones surrounding the White House, protecting Trump when he loses the election and refuses to leave.
Except there will be more of them. Lots more. They will be Border Patrol, ICE, and Corrections Officers who are deputized by and only follow orders from Trump and are some of his most ardent supporters.
They will brutalize anyone who takes to the streets to protest the results.
What we are seeing now is a dress rehearsal.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If his ears don’t paddle harder his forehead is gonna miss that wave
Trey gowdy’s actual head
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did I tell you guys I went to the mall and the kids are dressing like retired cops going clubbing on Long Island? (Bedazzled Ed hardy, affliction, and Von Dutch everywhere)
A rack of von Dutch and Ed hardy gear in a youth oriented clothing/skate shop
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wow what a twist
M night shyamalan’s new YouTube channel
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New inlaid cutting board design 🧶
It’s a restaurant “thank you” wooden trash bin with the tray shelf on top
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When he loses or better yet goes to jail, he is gonna burn ALL of it down behind him
A Trump repost:

Donald J. Trump Q @realDonaldTrump • 1m
Matt Van Swol •
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@mattvanswol
I don't think the GOP fully grasp how badly they are fucking up right now.
I'm talking to people who normally have ZERO interest in politics who are legitimately pissed off.
They are not seeing the major reform they thought would happen and are REALLY MAD about it.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Something awesome in how if you search “Tim Curry Legend,” you get this
Tim curry as a 7 foot tall devil demon villain with 3 foot long horns from the movie Legend
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trying to make it look like an ancient, worn-down rock that you’d find in a medieval monastery or a Kevin Hart movie 🧶
A fake chunk of stone ruins being created in my workbench. It’s sculpted mortar over cardboard and steel mesh
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ve had what I think is a killer idea for a few months and finally got moving on a prototype last night in a fit of manic fabrication. It was 90% a bust but the fact that it even worked 10% is encouraging. I gotta be able to slow the dice down more to better harvest their kinetic energy. 🧶
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ok here’s the pitch: Moonfighter Book One: Moon Job Lycan Subscribe is a werewolf second and an influencer first When his adventurer-turned-grandfather dies, Lycan is bequeathed a bunch of seemingly useless junk, but it’s really all clues to the true inheritance, a life of adventure!
Sarah Z O
@marysuewriter
An influencer werewolf named Lycan
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
haven’t had a shitty-opinion-piece-author jumpscare this powerful in a while
DAILY NEWS
nydailynews
$ 12h
OPINION | Democrats must resist shifting far left
nydailynews.com
Democrats must resist shifting far leftIt’s by ANDREW CUOMO
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Christ you people will follow ANYone so long as they post anti Trump memes
Profile: 131.1K followers 2.2K following 5.5K posts
Ex-GOP, political/PR strategist, EP "America Reads The Mueller Report, writer, pundit, podcast
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They had so many like that. I had Ray Fillet and kept waiting for him to get his story arc
Ray fillet toy
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You ever call me a fuckin “Yonk” and imma hit you with a big cartoon bugs bunny ass mallet
A portion of the city of Yonkers Wikipedia page saying “81:91 The city's residents are known as Yonkersonians, Yonkersites, Yonkers,or Yonks.”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I also got these two gorgeous Mikasa plates from the late 70s and these 1885 book plate chromolithographs of bugs for my bathroom
Two stoneware plates with a half moon/sunrise motif in expanding bands of yellows oranges and browns A lithograph of a “swift moth” A lithograph of various pink, cream, green, and brown bugs with wings labeled “ORTHOPTERA.”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Been looking for a vintage double window fan for a while and today I lucked out! This beast was $10 at the flea and works great. I’ve got some cosmetic work to do but here it is next to a mint one that goes for about $400
An old gray GE double window fan with rotating blades that can fully turn to exhaust. It has 3 speed knob and 10 setting climate control. A picture of what it would look like in perfect condition. This one has the front badges and directional knobs and way less rust and grime
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No, Sycamore Slab, I’m not mad, i just wish you’d have peed before we left
A book matched sycamore slab with a grain pattern that makes it look like it’s sorta mushing its groin on sale at fb marketplace Second shot of the same thing
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gadsden flag but it’s Jimothy and says don’t perceive me
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fuckin Creedence Clearwater Revival ass sunset
Dark orange sun setting in the smoky haze of a peri climate apocalypse afternoon
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
About to get et
Big purple void of bad smoke air and my location on the very outer edge of it about to be consumed
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Steve Martin with a bird resting on his long prosthetic nose
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok this feels personal
Canada smoke flowing 1200 miles directly to my marked location on a map
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Did you even read the article?” The article:
That “Can't open this page
Try the following tips:
• Open page in a new Incognito tab
• Restart Chrome
• Restart your device
Learn more
SEND FEEDBACK”

Shot you get whenever any news website opens too many ads, or the wrong ad, or whatever the fuck
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham: *dies*
Sickos meme but it says normies
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My IG app updated today and I don’t even have the option to turn this off, just the audio (My profile is public)
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
These 4 cabinet doors represent the final cabinet doors I need to hang in this kitchen. It also represents about 3 hours of work with a block plane because the room is so crooked. #diy #woodworking
An inside corner of cabinetry in a modern kitchen reno. The cabinets and doors are Baltic birch. The countertop and walls are bright white. The floor is a multi tonal wood look lvp
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner scandal news hitting immediately after Ken Klipp spent the ENTIRETY of June posting like this is incredible
Kenklipp 후 5/30/26
Platner must drop out now, he cannot win (headline unrelated)
VANITY FAIR
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Report: Reince Priebus
Urged Trump to Drop Out over Access Hollywood
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· 5/30/26
We must not allow Graham Platner to sully the sterling reputation of Congress
22 NBC NEWS
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House kills effort to release all congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports
Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C. had forced the vote in light of allegations that her Republican colleague Tony Gonzales of Texas sent sexual text messages to a subordinate.
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kenklipp
· 6/11/26
Media's framing of Platner as some kind of manopshere referendum on gender is idiotic.
Women actually prefer Platner to Collins, as polling consistently shows, whereas men prefer Collins. You'll never see this in a headline though because everything has to be culture war bskenklipp
6/9/26
Smoothgroins in shambles.
What Platner's victory means:kenklipp • 6/10/26
I know the names of two of Graham Platner's ex girlfriends but almost none of his policy views.
This media coverage is pathetic.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Scroll of truth meme but the s roll says “Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is the anarchist Marxist leftist anthem you’ve been searching for”
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