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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿

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A dozen medical disorders in a thrift store flannel. Perennial optimist and exhausted about it. they/them. ADHD, hEDS & Co. #UglyDogs (av c/o @noontimes on Insta)

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An entire patchwork carpet of Cyclamen hederifolium at Anglesey Abbey a few days ago, looking for all the world like spring. Today’s botanical dopamine for your brain 🌿:
A carpet of Cyclamen hederifolium at Anglesey Abbey near Cambridge
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your regular reminder that if you have ANY reason not to fast on Yom Kippur (and mental health IS HEALTH) -- it's not just "ok" to eat -- you're *commanded* to do so --
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At A Mitzvah to Eat, we empower Jews needing ritual accommodations to safely connect to sacred Jewish practice and community. We provide resources, support, and advocacy for these Jews, as well as the...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16/09/2026
DO PHARMACY BENEFIT MANAGERS NEXT
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just one day left!! If you've thought about it but haven't grabbed your pins yet, time is running out: tinyurl.com/v5sry3m8
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Visionary Vultures 5 Art for a Cause - Rainforest Radiance
The much celebrated series is back in a cascade of colors! A stunning collection of art jewelry celebrating vultures, supporting wild bird rescue, and raising awareness of endangered vulture, raptor, ...
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look! A planet! The wind drifts obediently over its wee valleys. Do you predict that there are beech trees there?
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Amy @chickadeepaladin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being a person is confusing and requires more fluids than I would prefer
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 02/09/2026
More ways to help birds!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 23/07/2026
the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m coming to understand that maintaining hope is radical.
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
me retweeting my girlfriend
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
we’re all having a laugh about the algae, but this is the first time this administration has sequestered a single gram of carbon
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Updates: I got a part-time job for the summer! I also officially have a small business selling meditation beads. Vocational rehab is helping me transition to being a data analyst. I have Medicaid secured for another year. I've been able to consistently get cromolyn. I now have an ABLE account.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/06/2026
if the people who say "just listen to your body" had to listen to mine for 15 minutes they would lose their goddamned minds
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) & John Martin's The Great Day of His Wrath (1851–1853) & John Martin's Manfred and the Alpine Witch (1837)
Max on top of a pole cat's pole, swinging like a pendulum, captured mid-swing center frame. he's looking behind him at the Wasteland, a convoy of vehicles (including Doof Wagon and the War Rig), and a massive fiery explosion right in the middle of it, edged with dark smokecataclysmic painting depicting the Last Judgment - mountains and rock formations painted to look like a tsunami about to crush a city below, which is already falling into an abyss (if you look closely, lots of people appear to be sliding into oblivion) - a massive magma-filled fissure in the rock. in the background, lightning splits rocks over a red-hot glow in the sky.closeup on a Rock Rider looking out into the rock canyon - he's featureless, covered entirely in strips of red and brown cloth, with horns on his helmet Martin's painting of a rocky canyon that resembles the previous screenshot, with swirling, almost ocean-like clouds in the background. Manfred reaches out with his left hand, holds a sword in the other, he's a tiny figure in the foreground standing on a little nub of rock as an apparition (i.e. the Alpine Witch) approaches, who floats on the water illuminated by a wide swathe of light from an unknown, unseen source
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Dakota Curry - Looking for Work @dakotacurry.com · 17/04/2026
If you wanna inject some positivity into this world, my request to you is: If you like a creative person (artist, musician, craftsperson, literally anything), tell them you like their stuff. Doesn't have to be me, in fact I'd prefer it if it wasn't, but you'll make their day, I promise.
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I would like to say that I have a degree in visual journalism and I think this is grim to hear from the Associated Press
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026
The reaction of Dr Kelsey Young at the Science Desk was one of the best things in the feed but I'd also like to acknowledge the dude in the lower left corner of the control room view doing his own little dance of joy during Jeremy Hansen's discussion of his corona observations. #Artemis
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026
This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥
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Rebecca Gelernter @nearbirdstudios.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Every single bird is on that blue dot
A Crimson-bellied Conure watching the Artemis 2 stream on a laptop. The screen shows the capsule, the moon, and Earth, the latter two only visible as crescents.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 07/04/2026
i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you're looking for a low-effort high-impact way to better the world, look into ResearchMatch.org. Based on the information you enter, they'll send you studies you can choose to volunteer for. It's NIH-funded, run by Vanderbilt, and the studies are vetted (IRB-approved or -exempt).
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ResearchMatch
ResearchMatch helps you find a clinical trial or research study near you, or across the country, by matching you with researchers from leading medical research institutions. Whether you are a healthy ...
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tagging on to say that Cornell Lab's Project FeederWatch has been running a bird-glass collision study. If you're a FeederWatch participant, you can contribute to the science on avoiding window strikes! feederwatch.org/windows/
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
random close-of-weekend thoughts
tumblr user quasi-normalcy says:

"I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guity.

And if you convince yourself that you're always and only a victim, you can inflict absolutely monstrous cruelty and never once feel bad about it."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/04/2026
there’s a reason we’re all 38 here, physically or spiritually
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/04/2026
bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
START HRT. YOUR FAMILY IS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED.
It’s a sign with those letters you can change it and out this one says start hrt your family is already disappointed.

It has been edited
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The Seventh Cube @sevencubed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
But first they must catch you
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Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Chicago.
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Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Eddie Van Halen patent diagram
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Apparently this got resurrected and retweeted recently, which made me remember it exists. Please enjoy
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Listen: buy yourself a tub seat. You can get one that folds, even, if you live in a small place like I do. They make narrow ones. Whatever you’re about to tell me to excuse it because you feel weird: they make one to solve that problem, and your crabby disabled auntie is telling you to do it
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Susan Bigelow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @whateversusan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I just bought mine!
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Kat ❤️🐕🛷 🌻🇺🇦🌻 #UglyDogs @mrsa2003.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
No dogs are ugly ☺️ Here’s the explanation: www.npr.org/2019/03/01/6...
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Blair Braverman And Her 'Ugly Dogs' Prepare For Her First Iditarod
The rookie musher and her team of rock-star racers, with their own social media following, face heavy snow, subzero temperatures and 938 miles of Alaskan wilderness.
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That tracks, this is a very journalist thing to do
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
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Elliot B @taniith.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
1. @matthewcort.land's guide is very detailed, and they are a trusted source for this sort of call to action. If you have the time to go through the whole thing, it'll really help you craft the most impactful comment. www.patreon.com/posts/commen...
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COMMENTING GUIDE: Opposing Two Trump Regime Rules Banning Gender-Affirming Care, Deadline 2/17/26 | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
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 FRED BIERY
 UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE. There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it. Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance. 24 hours. Go. www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
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No Funding for ICE Surveillance Tech!
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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 23/12/2025
"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)" This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2 stills from the animated series Bob's Burgers.
Top. Bob, a middle aged man in a white t-shirt and apron is walking up a flight of stairs. His daughter Louise is standing at the top of the flight. She is wearing a green dress and pink rabbit ear hat. At the bottom of the still says "It's been a rough year." 
Bottom. Same set up however Bob is a little more up the stairs and looking down exhausted. At the bottom of the still says "it's the first week of January."
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You go down a fun research rabbit hole for all of THREE HOURS and
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Samson 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @keetfeet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I sure do! though I'm still trying to get my own right before I make them for anyone else
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