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K Baby

@keatytreaty.bsky.social
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They/he, IT, unemployed, don't really skeet, just down for a chat and sharing random stuff. Love baseball. Hate bullshit. Go 'Stros.

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Hannah 'Pichy' Stockmann @hpichystockmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sebulba smoking a deathstick: I was losing to that little shit Darth Vader in podraces while you were in gradeschool. Huh. Sebulba's alarmingly younger gungan boyfriend: can yuosa put tjat out on mesa
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 19h
27 years ago today, on October 9, 1999, the Houston Astros played their last game at the Astrodome. The team had played at the Dome for for 34 years. In 2000 they started playing at Enron Field aka Minute Maid Park aka Daikin Park. Here: fans at the last game, courtesy the Houston Chronicle.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't wait for the porn parody "whore wham her 40k" send tweet
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K Baby @keatytreaty.bsky.social · 18h
This is pissing me off bc everyone's wearing a different version of the uniform. Everyone knows the Texas Wokes don't have arm accents OR pinstripes.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 23h
Brutal morning of headlines for Ken Paxton.
New York Times: Inside Ken Paxton’s Private Testimony About His Money
A leaked deposition from a fraud inquiry in 2014 provides insight into the Senate candidate’s growing wealth and his tactics for defending himself.ProPublica: Ken Paxton’s Security for Travel Cost Taxpayers Millions. Just 1 in 6 of His Trips Had a Stated Business Purpose.CNN: ‘He wants me to lose’: Paxton complains about lack of support from Cornyn in leaked audio
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20h
Picnic for garbage babies. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat and what are presumably her three tabby kittens. They are all on top of a galvanized metal trash can outdoors which has been covered with a white cloth. There is a bowl of something in the middle and they are all eating from it.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 20h
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20h
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whole thing was worth buying just for this quote from @rhysticstudies.bsky.social Gonna cut this out and put it on my wall.
Big bold block letters at the top of a page say,

"YOURE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ART.
YOURE SUPPOSED TO TRANSGRESS.
EVERYTIME SOMEONE PAINTS ANEW SOL RING AND WRAPS IT IN SOME
FUNKY TEXTBOX, WE DISSOLVE THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN THE STEWARDS ANDTHE POSSESSED. THE PROXY ARTIST IS A PROLETARIAT, A BUSKER, A ‘YES, AND' IMPROV COMIC WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS WORLD IS MADE NOT OF LAWS AND RIGHTS AND PAPERWORK, BUT OF CLAY."
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André @andrecomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Behold, a baby. Terrible Kitty! Webcomics I've been doodling lately. The best kitty.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After she played in the WNBA, Heidi Burge Horton moved to Houston, where she was a color commentator for the Comets before becoming a longtime youth basketball coach in the Houston area. My obituary for "Coach Heidi," who died this week at 54: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
Heidi Horton, Houston basketball coach who inspired Disney film, dies at 54
Heidi Burge Horton, who died this week at 54, played in the early days of the WNBA before moving to Houston.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“On any given day, any given man can achieve perfection.” Don Larsen lost 21 games in 1954. Just two years later, Larsen did the impossible. OTD in 1956, Larsen pitched a perfect game against the Brooklyn Dodgers. 27 up, 27 down against a lineup that featured 5 Hall of Famers, including Jackie
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a nobel prize is cool i guess but Anne Carson also received a Sappho finger puppet from yours truly and just look at that smile
anne carson with a Sappho finger puppet next to a bearded bookseller
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Statement from the Texas Coalition Against the Death Penalty on the execution:
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K Baby @keatytreaty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a shoo-in if 5 orbs ever start yapping at me.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think Yankees fans should be allowed to attend games
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
btw, the runner gets to score there because it’s the Yankees. If it was the Dodgers, they’d also be allowed to score. Rays, Braves, Padres and Brewers are on 2nd and 3rd
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what is continuing to happen in Palestine while useless spineless cretins sitting comfortably in the West continue to fingerwag about calling the ideology behind these murders what it is
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
Black and white photo of a medium haired tuxedo tabby sitting curled up in a top hat which is nestled in some kind of fur pelt. The cat has a contemptuous look on its face.
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Erin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top-tier weird little guy on an incantation bowl from Nippur, Iraq, c 500 BCE, in the Penn Museum.
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Jolyne @jolynegarcia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Details ✨
Ranni from Elden Ring, she's a light blue skinned doll. With two of her four hands held together. She wears a big white mushroom-like hat, a white tunic and a puffy dark gray animal hair overall. A ghostly face appears from below her hat
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Kit O'Connell (🏳️‍🌈Big & Bright Queerdo👽) @kitoconnell.com · 07/10/2026
"Texas didn't simply lead the nation in book bans. It lapped the field. Texas reported nearly 8,200 book bans in 2025-26, more than twice as many as Florida, the nation's No. 2 leading state, with just over 3,200 book bans. 27 states did not ban a single book during the 2025-26 school year."
chron.com
Report: Texas bans more than twice as many school books as Florida
In comparison, 27 states did not ban a single book during the 2025-26 school year.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a very good analysis of the Texas GOP's white supremacist-adjacent future, via @hooks.bsky.social. Read:
texasmonthly.com
Texas Republicans Might Finally Lose. Will They Learn Anything?
This November could be the beginning of the end of Trumpism. The state GOP is adrift.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In which Texas Republicans refer to Muslims as "infestations" and argue that "we basically have to make it so uncomfortable for them that they want to leave."
houstonchronicle.com
Texas Faith Fest speakers propose plans to make Muslims ‘more uncomfortable’
At Texas Faith Fest this year, speakers suggested policies that would limit Muslim religious practices and reshape the government's relationship with religion.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably a good sign for Ken Paxton's campaign that someone/s in it love secretly recording him
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, it's the moment we've all been dreading: It's Animate Wall Wednesday
Animate Wall
White
Enchant Wall

Effects: Target wall can now attack. Target wall's power and toughness are unchanged, even if its power is 0.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some Extremely Cool Shit we have going on @chron.com: We've partnered with the Daily Cougar at the Univ. of Houston to bring their journalism to our website. You can now read really great, important work by student journalists like this story on chron dot com: www.chron.com/news/article...
chron.com
Why Texas may see fewer Iranian lawyers
“The administration can’t just ban a whole race or ethnicity from taking the LSAT.”
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No fault divorce or arsenic coffee your choice trad men.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This has been quite the week for the “oh yeah, THAT guy!” obituaries www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/u...
nytimes.com
One of Patty Hearst’s Kidnappers Has Died
Bill Harris was a disillusioned Vietnam veteran looking for purpose when he joined a revolutionary group known as the Symbionese Liberation Army.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
A mock political endorsement graphic on a blue gradient background. At the top left is a photo of three raccoons beside the words “A FAMILY OF THREE RANDOM RACCOONS.” Below, red text reads “PROUDLY ENDORSES,” followed by “CHANCLETA” in large white letters. At the bottom right is a large photo of Chancleta, an orange-and-white cat looking directly at the camera.
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if the star trek preschool show is any indication, i assume this will cause extremely funny arguments among wiki editors
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another beautiful glass plate negative from the parasol shoot. No date/info.
black and white photo of a shorthaired grey tuxedo cat crouched on top of something covered in a white blanket outside in the sunshine. A white parasol is positioned behind it.
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hard agree - if a claimant files a takedown/copyright strike on however many hundreds of channels but NEVER files suit, they get their right to claim revoked. End of. If there's a strike system for us the same should apply for claimants as well.
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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/10/2026
believe it or not this is what a datacenter looked like before ai
strong bad and coach z, both cartoon characters, in front of beige computers labeled datum center
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@atherton.bsky.social
Matt Ford: Yamamoto's command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.

Kelsey Atherton: [FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
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🎃🕸️𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ (but spooky)💀👻 @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also just saw this
Screenshot of a post by user @lukeknox.me showing college football player details of one Hayden Flavin, a freshman for Northwestern, with a quote post by user @brendelbored of Professor Frink from The Simpsons with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...
youtube.com
ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN
YouTube video by Secret Base
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 05/10/2026
You should buy all my fire extinguishers says guy holding all the matches. These idiots need to be chased out of town so hard they disappear. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 04/10/2026
Sometimes when you leave the house to run errands you’re a responsible adult and don’t overspend. And sometimes you buy a little guy.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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