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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 2h
If you can retain the ability to write, read, and comprehend simple five paragraph essays, you will be one of the few true gods of our dismal, smoldering new world.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2h
Pen, watercolor, pencil, and copic marker. 

Our guy is out on the open water at night. Silhouetted against a purplish night sky he paddles a small boat with a single oar through a massive congregation of alligators. He had told the gators earlier that their eyes would sparkle in the moonlight. Reader, he was correct and he lets the gators know. “Gators,” he says. “ I told ya your eyes would sparkle in the moonlight.”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 9h
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Riding bikes is very nice and enjoyable for me and might be for you, if youre the sort of person who would enjoy bike riding
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Miriam Grace in October @miriamgrace.bsky.social · 7h
Hey fam, need your help. A youth trans documentarian is working on a vital project and wants to interview trans minors in: #Maine, #Massachusetts, #NewHampshire, #Connecticut, and #RhodeIsland Please help spread the word. Sea is a friend of mine and a very talented filmmaker, her work is vital!!
Flyer for the Transcribe documentary

Sea’s contact info is posted
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 6h
Nancy 10/10/26
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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GRIM WATERS (previously oozegod) @oozegod.bsky.social · 16h
🟩🧅
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 23h
FYI
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 19h
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(back yard flood light flips on) oH I'M sORry i dIDn'T meAn tO WaKE YOu i wAS jUst adMIrinG YoUR caT IT haS a VEry muSCuLar phYsiQUe
rfk jr making a Buh Wuhhh face with his hands up as if to say Oh Sorry I Thought You Were Done With This
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 14h
why are trans people forced to live in fear of humiliation or death at the hands of people who r genuinely just dumb as fuck. like. stop everything in your life bc what if there's someone really dumb and they get scared? what the fuck is this shit
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 21h
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 11,1945
P1- NANCY IS AT A FRIEND JANIE’S HOUSE 
NANCY: OH, BOY --- A CAKE 
JANIE: YES, IT'S МУ ВАВУ SISTER'S
FIRST BIRTHDAY
THERE IS A SINGLE CANDLE ON THE CAKE
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JANIE: NOW I'LL GET A MATCH AND LIGHT THE CANDLE
P3- NANCY POINTS TO A BILLBOARD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW THAT READS
    THIS IS 
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PREVENTION 
       WEEK 
NANCY HAS STOOD A LIGHTED FLASHLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAKE
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 18h
sam diego tomorrow,,,,,,,
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Rebel Scum 🏴 @rebelscum5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Real heroes stand in solidarity with humanity.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spend your weekend getting caught up on Swan Boy: swanboy.com
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“This is why the left never wins” no it’s because the game was built by and for fascists!!! Shut up and figure out how to be helpful!
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.
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Steven Hale @iamstevenhale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christa Pike has been discharged from the hospital and taken back to the women’s prison in Nashville where she was incarcerated before her failed execution.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Statement from Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen from Federal Defender Services of Eastern Tennessee, and Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason from the TN Office of the Post Conviction Defender, attorneys for Christa Pike

"Christa Pike was discharged from a local hospital and is now at Deborah K. Johnson Rehabilitation Center where she has been housed for more than 30 years. She is grateful to the first responders and her medical team for their care in these extraordinary circumstances. She is continuing to receive medical care at the prison, and we will continue to track her recovery."
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1952
P1- THERE IS A BIG COSTUME PARTY AND TWO NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY ( ONE DRESSED LIKE A LEOPARD AND THE OTHER AS A CLOWN) THEY SEE SLUGGO DRESSED AS A PIRATE 
BOY ONE: LOOK AT SLUGGO 
BOY TWO: HE'S TAKING A WAGON TO THE COSTUME PARTY 
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BOY ONE: WONDER WHY
BOY TWO: NANCY CAN’T WALK
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BOY TWO: SHE’S GOING AS A MERMAID 
SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY TO HIS WAGON
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mysterious monoliths make for poor carving material
A large glossy rectangular monolith with an unfinished face carved into it. The monolith is split in half and a mass of pink alien tendrils spill out from within it
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
told my coworker about today's movie daye theme and how I was bummed id missed office space since id never seen it and my whole "bad at movies" deal and she was like "WHAT!!!! im making u a list of movies to watch" and honestly I am Thrilled to receive this
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
grateful for my coworkers who actually know what theyre doing and have like nothing to do for their own department offering to help me with the shit i have to get thru today bc my new person still cannot be trusted to multitask prep and orders without losing her cool lmao
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/10/2026
honestly this is the worst kind of union busting; @timoflegend.bsky.social acted like a coward and let his managers union bust for him, whether he was aware he was doing this or not, it happened
"Anti-union people seem[ed] to have absolutely no boundaries. They would post multiple pages as Slack comments gushing about Tim and how much Double Fine meant
to them and how hurt they were about the union attempt. This was done by employees that were both eligible and ineligible for the union. They would often also demand specific answers from pro-union people even though those could not reply freely.
"...Seeing how quickly people who supported unions in other companies turned against their colleagues who are pro-union made me think that a union was very much needed at Double Fine, because it was clear that those anti-union people in no way would have the back of their colleagues if anything bad happened and it became an us-versus-them situation."
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The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a "wow cool robot" meme edit but instead of a gundam it's a panel from the new swanboy. The dude looking is saying "wow!! hot woman that murders people" and the arrow going over his head says "the restaurant industry is vile and 
breaks a person down into an 
unquestioning obeying machine, 
not unlike the military industrial 
complex."
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Conor Caulfield @cptcorallis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fascinating story about how the social dynamics of people who don't think of themselves as a management class torpedoed the unionisation efforts at Double Fine, and how that meant the majority of the staff fired this summer were attempted union members.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 09/10/2026
We can still get 3k+ whistles out the door to people in need in under 24 hours and they are free.
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Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to think it's bizarre that all our greatest artists these days are high-concept goofballs who are also capable of deeply profound poetry, but I guess that's the way it's always been
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Jonas Goonface @jonasgoonface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎃Halloween Hobo Horror🎃
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Smallsmallwitch @smallsmallwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
encourage this in your local group chat. starters include “Bransons gonna do it” and “have you read Swanboy yet today”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are so many people, so many, that love film and want to dedicate their whole lives to making films, in front of the camera, behind it, in editing suites and casting rooms and makeup trailers. And that these locusts can come in and just devour the industry, take it from us all, is devastating.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sword woman this sword woman that - your merc company composition is horny and ineffective. while your sword women are hot they lack range and versatility. you need a dyke with a crossbow at the very least. get the mousey one to carry your banner. have the most lesbian one wield a fauchard
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 07/12/2025
Twin Peaks: James Hurley.
James Hurley. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.
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BIG🎃OUNCE🎃 @antonioortega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the finished version
Finished picture I drew of Beetlemoses showing Big Binky And The Banana Boys his new book
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
little did we know when crystal the hooters panda showed up just how well she would fit in around here
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
remembered I must wake up early tomorrow morning so can have my blood stolen and my battery replaced :[
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is wild.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tome of glass
two tall buildings framed such that they form an open book, their many windows angled to catch sky and structure.
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Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will never forget the final panel of this comic until the day I die
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