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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 5h
bluesky isn’t beating the “methadone twitter” allegations, but real twitter died a long time ago. X is fantastic if you want to keep relitigating the same beef about podcast personalities and movement politics we were having a decade ago. i want to look to the future; there is no future for X
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21h
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 4h
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Annie :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 10h
Hey. This meal was fantastic, waiter, please feel free to give my unrequited lust to the chef
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 14h
we gave baby monkeys a choice between a wire mother that provided them nourishment or a wire uncle that let them drive his car
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Rafa 🔜 MFF @rafa-puro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pass this along to spread joy and positivity to others today!
Antonio Inoki fishing in a vibrant and beautiful edit
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20h
CLAIM: we engaged in deceptive and dangerous practices befitting a secret police in an authoritarian state FACT: see above
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 7h
im often saying this
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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses.
J. L. Westover holding a magazine entitled Gigantic Asses.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re just normal men
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 13h
I care himb
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 14h
If you can retain the ability to write, read, and comprehend simple five paragraph essays, you will be one of the few true gods of our dismal, smoldering new world.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14h
Pen, watercolor, pencil, and copic marker. 

Our guy is out on the open water at night. Silhouetted against a purplish night sky he paddles a small boat with a single oar through a massive congregation of alligators. He had told the gators earlier that their eyes would sparkle in the moonlight. Reader, he was correct and he lets the gators know. “Gators,” he says. “ I told ya your eyes would sparkle in the moonlight.”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 18h
same! I hear its like Thee zoo ever!!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21h
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Riding bikes is very nice and enjoyable for me and might be for you, if youre the sort of person who would enjoy bike riding
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Miriam Grace in Smarch @miriamgrace.bsky.social · 19h
Hey fam, need your help. A youth trans documentarian is working on a vital project and wants to interview trans minors in: #Maine, #Massachusetts, #NewHampshire, #Connecticut, and #RhodeIsland Please help spread the word. Sea is a friend of mine and a very talented filmmaker, her work is vital!!
Flyer for the Transcribe documentary

Sea’s contact info is posted
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 18h
Nancy 10/10/26
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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GRIM WATERS (previously oozegod) @oozegod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🟩🧅
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(back yard flood light flips on) oH I'M sORry i dIDn'T meAn tO WaKE YOu i wAS jUst adMIrinG YoUR caT IT haS a VEry muSCuLar phYsiQUe
rfk jr making a Buh Wuhhh face with his hands up as if to say Oh Sorry I Thought You Were Done With This
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Hayes @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why are trans people forced to live in fear of humiliation or death at the hands of people who r genuinely just dumb as fuck. like. stop everything in your life bc what if there's someone really dumb and they get scared? what the fuck is this shit
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 11,1945
P1- NANCY IS AT A FRIEND JANIE’S HOUSE 
NANCY: OH, BOY --- A CAKE 
JANIE: YES, IT'S МУ ВАВУ SISTER'S
FIRST BIRTHDAY
THERE IS A SINGLE CANDLE ON THE CAKE
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JANIE: NOW I'LL GET A MATCH AND LIGHT THE CANDLE
P3- NANCY POINTS TO A BILLBOARD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW THAT READS
    THIS IS 
        FIRE
PREVENTION 
       WEEK 
NANCY HAS STOOD A LIGHTED FLASHLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAKE
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
going to look at Creatures at da zoo :3c
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sam diego tomorrow,,,,,,,
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Rebel Scum 🏴 @rebelscum5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Real heroes stand in solidarity with humanity.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spend your weekend getting caught up on Swan Boy: swanboy.com
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“This is why the left never wins” no it’s because the game was built by and for fascists!!! Shut up and figure out how to be helpful!
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.
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Steven Hale @iamstevenhale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christa Pike has been discharged from the hospital and taken back to the women’s prison in Nashville where she was incarcerated before her failed execution.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Statement from Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen from Federal Defender Services of Eastern Tennessee, and Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason from the TN Office of the Post Conviction Defender, attorneys for Christa Pike

"Christa Pike was discharged from a local hospital and is now at Deborah K. Johnson Rehabilitation Center where she has been housed for more than 30 years. She is grateful to the first responders and her medical team for their care in these extraordinary circumstances. She is continuing to receive medical care at the prison, and we will continue to track her recovery."
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1952
P1- THERE IS A BIG COSTUME PARTY AND TWO NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY ( ONE DRESSED LIKE A LEOPARD AND THE OTHER AS A CLOWN) THEY SEE SLUGGO DRESSED AS A PIRATE 
BOY ONE: LOOK AT SLUGGO 
BOY TWO: HE'S TAKING A WAGON TO THE COSTUME PARTY 
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BOY ONE: WONDER WHY
BOY TWO: NANCY CAN’T WALK
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BOY TWO: SHE’S GOING AS A MERMAID 
SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY TO HIS WAGON
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mysterious monoliths make for poor carving material
A large glossy rectangular monolith with an unfinished face carved into it. The monolith is split in half and a mass of pink alien tendrils spill out from within it
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
anyways i still wanna attempt to become a movies guy once again, so I am accepting recommendations at this time 🎬
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there is so much cinema out there for me to ingest and so much I know i will enjoy but I want to give them my full attention on first viewing and my adhd ass cant handle that v well outside of actual theaters bc of phone etiquette 😔
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
told my coworker about today's movie daye theme and how I was bummed id missed office space since id never seen it and my whole "bad at movies" deal and she was like "WHAT!!!! im making u a list of movies to watch" and honestly I am Thrilled to receive this
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
grateful for my coworkers who actually know what theyre doing and have like nothing to do for their own department offering to help me with the shit i have to get thru today bc my new person still cannot be trusted to multitask prep and orders without losing her cool lmao
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(almost) birthday bitch @kasprs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thank you for making it!!! i look forward to the pain it brings me every update 💕
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/10/2026
honestly this is the worst kind of union busting; @timoflegend.bsky.social acted like a coward and let his managers union bust for him, whether he was aware he was doing this or not, it happened
"Anti-union people seem[ed] to have absolutely no boundaries. They would post multiple pages as Slack comments gushing about Tim and how much Double Fine meant
to them and how hurt they were about the union attempt. This was done by employees that were both eligible and ineligible for the union. They would often also demand specific answers from pro-union people even though those could not reply freely.
"...Seeing how quickly people who supported unions in other companies turned against their colleagues who are pro-union made me think that a union was very much needed at Double Fine, because it was clear that those anti-union people in no way would have the back of their colleagues if anything bad happened and it became an us-versus-them situation."
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The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a "wow cool robot" meme edit but instead of a gundam it's a panel from the new swanboy. The dude looking is saying "wow!! hot woman that murders people" and the arrow going over his head says "the restaurant industry is vile and 
breaks a person down into an 
unquestioning obeying machine, 
not unlike the military industrial 
complex."
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Conor Caulfield @cptcorallis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fascinating story about how the social dynamics of people who don't think of themselves as a management class torpedoed the unionisation efforts at Double Fine, and how that meant the majority of the staff fired this summer were attempted union members.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 09/10/2026
We can still get 3k+ whistles out the door to people in need in under 24 hours and they are free.
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