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Woke Bird

@tessicat.bsky.social
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Tactile. Cats, mostly. Jack Crawford sent a trainee…. to me? boxd.it/77uR BFFs with Jamie Lee Curtis and Samuel L Jackson. Help the Octopus🐙 secure.peta.org.uk/page/97239/actio… BELIEVE WOMEN.

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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with being a very small time film reviewer is that a lot of people have to say positive things about films so that they’ll get on pull quotes etc but I just got asked for my review of a recent film and I don’t think “it was so awful I couldn’t finish it” is allowed
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Man Drinking Coffee
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is more my vibe
A smartly dressed Kryten from Red Dwarf and the caption "I haven't got the software to cope with this"
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
A ginger tomcat sprawled out over a bed with a green bedsheet doing a superman pose
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a young person on the train yesterday from London teaching us how to say things like “I don’t have the bandwidth for that right now” So reader, I already used it today!
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Ralph Wiggum's 'I'm Learnding' Moment with Lisa
ALT: Ralph Wiggum's 'I'm Learnding' Moment with Lisa
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that savers sell booze by the counter. Come in for some shampoo? Aspirin? Holiday essentials? Don’t forget your buzz ball!
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do I keep making friends on trains lately. I just wanna sit and be unsociable and not get attached to any new humans 😆😆
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Patrick Bateman's Intense Phone Reaction
ALT: Patrick Bateman's Intense Phone Reaction
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop Musk’s Space base actions.eko.org/a/stop-musk-...
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Stop Musk’s Space base
Every year, tens of millions of birds fly thousands of miles across North America, stopping at Pecan Island to rest and feed along their epic migration.Snow geese arrive in enormous flocks. Endangered
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this @theonion.com
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made a friend
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are you bullying me Nando’s
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hope Jack Dawson don’t mind
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poor girl coming out after Heart of the Beast was crying SO much I wanted to give her a cuddle. It really is a heartbreaker.
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Embarrassed Kid During Interview
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m finding it hard to resist the pull urging me to see Manhunter at the cinema later
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Tom Noonan Pleasure
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why was I late for my charity shift today? {a}Bristol bridge broke still not fixed {b} bus stop removed due to more roadworks {c} train on time which confuses me {d} helping a stranger help an injured squirrel {e} all of the above
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bristol today
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Let's get this place humid!
ALT: Let's get this place humid!
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people when they've eaten all their stockpiled food by day 2 of the apocalypse lockdown
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
8 years later
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UK government: suspend all contracts with Palantir action.eko.org/a/uk-governm...
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UK government: Suspend all Palantir contracts
Right now, thanks to Keir Starmer, Trump’s digital Trojan horse is 'hoovering up' our data -- including your private patient data.Quietly, and without a single vote in Parliament, Keir Starmer has sig
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything that used to be The Onion is not The Onion.
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The woman in the lobby next to me is saying her margarita is not good and it definitely hasn’t got any alcohol in it. I actually love her as she exclaims “THIS IS NOT IT!” But to be fair this is the odeon cinema love
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Willem Dafoe's Intense Face in American Psycho
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boxd.it/gwaOGd
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A review of Sense and Sensibility (2026)
I’m going to bring back saying “on the contrary”.  CAT! PURRING!  Fiona Shaw has not changed since I adored her in Three Men and a Little Lady all those years ago…  This was absolutely beautifully fil...
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reader I’m buying it
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cursed
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Matt J Garner @sci-fi-barfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😭
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Revenant is 11 years old
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Geheimakte 2 Puritas Cordis: Tsunami Hits NYC
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is anyone else thinking of Batman Returns
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
30 years later. Nothing changes. Still listening to Pulp. Still watching Indiana Jones. 30 years younger Tessa would be proud of me.
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
boxd.it/gu0UAd
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A review of Swept Away (2002)
Don’t bother coming in sweetie, it’s really wet  Picked this Doovde up in a charity shop because it’s become so iconic for “how bad” it is, but somehow I’ve never seen it before.  My brain was pretty ...
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sure AI knows how to tick the I Am Human box by now.
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I'm Not a Robot Captcha Check
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when I win something
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OMG I won something
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Odeon Cinema bot is getting on my last nerve
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T-1000's Iconic Finger Shake: No
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Right! Pub ✊
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m wondering if OTHER MOMMY is actually about peri menopause
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Jessica Chastain
ALT: Jessica Chastain
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tough times at the moment so let’s all have a little dance off to this youtu.be/tto_nmsND_o?...
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Kylie Minogue - Better The Devil You Know (Official Remastered HD Video)
YouTube video by PWL
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got called “too woke” today I think that means I’ve made it?
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Popcorn is never very appealing when they come out and pour it out of the big orange bin bags
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American Psycho Smoke
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got a very passive aggressive email from a balloon twisting company I’ve booked for an event. I thought balloon twisting people were meant to be fun
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, it’s nice to see @marksandspencer.bsky.social aren’t preparing for the end of the world before the end of this year
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not sure it’s really me eBay
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shall we all watch the Pulp documentary and reminisce about our youth?
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Pulp performs live on stage
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tabloids are really pushing for nuclear war today arent they
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Bruce Willis Says O.K. and Hangs Up
ALT: Bruce Willis Says O.K. and Hangs Up
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My little sun cat
The side profile of a ginger moggy, sitting on a blanket on the window with his eyes closed lapping up the bright sun
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This just in from him. I’m so tired of it
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At my dads house for the first time in a long time and the house alarm system is so intense sometimes I think he’s actually in the CIA
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Woke Bird @tessicat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday Facebook
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