Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 8hYeah I can’t have any more than 3 at a time tbf. Nine would kill me. 110
Reposted by Jesz✨Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10hThis is incredible. I tell people that France is the place for me because of the cheese and wine and cigarettes and art and bad attitude but it's also because this kind of behavior is French as hell too. 1358787
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 11hDon’t have any strong feelings about any other beers but when I was in Manchester last month I went to peveril of the peak and had a pint of ruby ale I can’t remember the name of, but it was gorgeous. Reminded me of the strawberry creams you get in a tub of quality street. 000
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 16hTurned up at a New Year’s Eve party, ran into a former bartender from my local in the kitchen and as I was greeting them pulled a pack of joker out my bag and they started laughing. 230
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 16hWilliams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA Williams Brothers Joker IPA 290
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 19hI’ve cleared out the fruit and veg rack and disinfected the bins so many times!!!! 010
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah I’ve noticed them in the pub too! Thought it was just us but they’re everywhere! 110
Reposted by Jesz✨M a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We going to have breaking news and endless headlines about this far right rhetoric at Tory conference? No? 29530
Reposted by Jesz✨Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/10/2026Our language has been completely warped by Big Tech's algorithms, from a generation that's grown up saying "unalive", to the way everyone's censored themselves talking about the Cornell rapists. It's time to fight back against billionaire control of free speech. www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...anildash.comWe are going to kill “unalive” - Anil DashA blog about making culture. Since 1999. 15714242
Reposted by Jesz✨Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“If the wife is fit, you must acquit” 9448128
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Been having a terrible time with fruit flies this weather, found a wee swarm of them around my makeup brushes and turns out that happens if you don’t clean regularly 😬 220
Reposted by Jesz✨David Veevers @davidveevers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s good to see so much attention being paid to the genocide in Palestine suddenly, let’s just see what people are saying…*checks posts*…ah, of course no one’s actually talking about the mass murder of Palestinians, how silly of me. 2349
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Very excited about this development cos I love and have missed my Sunday night bath. To be clear I’ve just become a regular shower user instead, I’m not a total mank, but delighted I’ve now got more options :) 020
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I haven’t had a regular bath in a year cos the hot water in our bathroom doesn’t stay hot, so all the baths are lukewarm and it’s not enjoyable. For some reason I can’t figure out, that’s changed? Just had a roasting hot bath that actually stayed hot for about an hour! 110
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Doesn’t mean you hate trans people but does mean you’re indifferent to their concerns at the very least. 050
Reposted by Jesz✨Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke. 4045561291
Reposted by Jesz✨Gabriel R Johnson, novelist @grjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Boss: hey did you make that lord of the rings painting? Donato Giancolo: yep, real sexy, just like you asked for Boss: what 043
Reposted by Jesz✨Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn’t think this mfer could be cooler but he did it 1232416
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Home now. Having a wee alcohol-free beer then away to bed x 000
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Loadsa ageing millennial women surrounding him and my pals are like you coming and I’m like no sorry that’s cringe. Nice lad, though. No offence. 100
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ended up staying and it was nice, also Paulo Nutini turned up and got fucken mobbed. 110
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got invited to a club night by pals and I’m here a bit early and they’re not yet and I’m not sure I can be arsed tbqh. Might just finish my drink and slip away before they arrive… 110
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BBC News bulletins all day about some crypto millionaire ive never heard of getting robbed and I’m like “yeah I don’t care. good.” 140
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So, I feel like I’m indirectly responsible for those babies? I worry I’m a bad line manager and too laid back, but actually maybe I’m fine 🙂 010
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thinking about how a few younger folk I’ve line managed or mentored at work came in on short term contracts, lower grade jobs etc. and I helped and encouraged then to improve their skills and they got promotions or more long-term positions as a result and then had babies. Cos they could afford to! 100
Reposted by Jesz✨Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a little late here but I owned this guy. 83859
Reposted by Jesz✨poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026which one are you? 33615181
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also says she doesn’t care what others call themselves in the course of dodging the Q about whether she’s saying you can’t be English unless you’re white. Well, you obviously do, and the reason you’re playing this game is to soften the ground for the mass deportations your party’s a big fan of. 100
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like how she’s so used to pulling out the “oh are you saying I’m racist against myself 😏” line to white people who get easily flustered by it, but she says it to the black guy and he’s just like “Yes.” 110
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An arsehole and an idiot who thinks she’s a lot cleverer than she actually is and that all our heads button up the back. 140
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Eddie screamed at me for dinner when I got in then sat idly by while Richie scoffed both portions 🙃 110
Reposted by Jesz✨CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed. 09024
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Absolutely but it is the normies choice, though. Babies is the best Pulp song imo. 020
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I include the “..from trans people” and “..from immigrants” teams in that. TERFs *love* harassing SA survivors who don’t conform to their idea of a terrified little victim so afraid of men she can’t function. 020
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t even bother anymore. It’s pointless. The worst abuse and harassment you get for your trouble usually comes from the “protecting women and girls” crowd, too… 150
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My head just kept muttering “imagine if it was a magic one and the priest ate it.” 220
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Took this pic of a solitary mushroom in the garden of the priest who lives next to the Catholic Church across the road. 130
Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Feels like people hear “boomer” and assume rich, forget there’s boomers like my mum around too!! 010
