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Jesz✨

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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 19h
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer on Shooting Stars, holding up little handbags and going “oooh!” which is the recurring gag they did when ever someone said something a bit catty.
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Kirsty Isla Thomas @kirstyislathomas.bsky.social · 21h
Great source of more information here and info on how to lodge a planning objection against the latest AI data centre proposal in Scotland.
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Chapelcross Data Centre - Action to Protect Rural Scotland
This proposed 1GW (1000MW) data centre development, covering 57 hectares, is planned for land just north of the former Chapelcross nuclear site near Annan, Dumfries and Galloway. It is still in the ea...
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 20h
wonder what all this is about then. something really off about that charity
"homeless project scotland" posting on facebook saying that GCC have said "unborn children don't have rights"
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Cara (a spooky ghost) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 21h
please see also jack russell terriers that will hunt anything that moves
a big spider with the meme of people pointing at it but they’re both Murdo
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 23h
Me leftist man. Me think feminism divide working class. Me also think women need organize. Me live in 10000BC
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 23h
Remember picking a spider up that had fallen in my bath water one time. I thought it was a bit of fluff. Wondered why the fluff felt squidgy until I realized that it was :(
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 23h
It’s house cats during big spider season time again…
That meme of the two nerdy guys looking excited and pointing at something. I have drawn cat ears and whiskers on them and they are pointing at a big house spider.
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 30/09/2026
Interesting that the BBC Director General would not only pass up the opportunity for a slam dunk copyright strike against this right wing project but would publicly praise it.
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 30/09/2026
The genAI-created episode of Doctor Who is streamable at www.theunmadeseason.com and, though you wouldn't know it from the media coverage, is explicitly a right-wing reaction to The Doctor being alternately a woman and a Black man (source: www.tumblr.com/lizardsfroms...).
Also one of the few pieces of evidence that the writer of this show even exists is an interview he did with a Youtube channel (notably, he didn't actually *appear* in the interview but answered questions in the chat). A Youtube channel that does videos complaining about TV shows being "woke" and that British people are judged "more harshly" than asylum seekers. And one of his first comments is complaining about politics and "forced" diversity. Seems like coverage of this AI Doctor Who show should mention that but every single one takes the angle that it's a gee-whiz anorak making a show on his computer and isn't that exciting?

How, exactly, inserting a new character into a made-up regeneration scene counts as bringing "a unmade season" to life I'm not sure. Why Doctor Who would have a unmade season and not a unmade series I'm also not sure.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good thing no one treated it as terrorism to score political points without knowing the facts, then
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve seen John Smeaton mentioned twice in recent days on here, and both times the poster couldn’t remember his name.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really stinky man sitting opposite me on the train, but a pleasant-smelling man has turned up and is effectively shielding me from the stench. Thank you, nice smell man.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the worst state pensions in western Europe, 2 million pensioners in poverty and increasing numbers of pensioners still paying rising rents… triple lock being removed is not a left wing position just because you don’t like rich boomers
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hands Off East Ren just looks like snobby middle class people balking at having to subsidize us Glaswegian oiks. Do not like.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can think of another reason why the schools in East Ren are better than the schools in Glasgow!
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stayed in all day cos of the pissing rain and felt like I did nothing but I cleared out my wardrobe and disinfected the bin (which seemed to have been taken over by fruit flies) so not been completely lazy…
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're 51 years old you pathetic fuck
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hard to find a better example of someone's brain being cooked by twitter than them throwing the R word around now.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
This remains my finest work
The classic panel from Watchmen with the caption "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

But Doctor Manhattan has been replaced by a photo of Kevin McCloud from TV's Grand Designs.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do not think it is much of an exaggeration to say that British media is one of the least trustworthy institutions on the planet.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PIP. HELPS. PEOPLE. INTO. WORK. JANICE.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laughing Cow updated her profile picture.
18 Nov 2019 • 9
Joy Young
a smile might be good
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Laughing Cow
Nothing to smile about in my life.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Labour aren't winning over Reform voters by pushing for anti-immigration, anti-asylum, anti-trans, anti-disabled voters. They are reinforcing Reform's, Restore et al's arguments that marginalised groups are an "issue" and to be blamed for all the ills of the world though. That's not helping anyone.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am well aware about the number of people who seem quite happy to watch human rights be curtailed on a level not seen since before the European Convention on Human Rights was signed on the basis "better Labour than Reform", but the reality is it won't stop Reform.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since coming to power, Labour has become the single worst government on human rights in many people's living memory. The changes they have already made to immigration/asylum, trans individuals and disabled people are already causing severe harm. Pushing further on this will only destroy more lives.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Labour's immigration/asylum policies are profoundly racist and xenophobic. They embolden far right, undermine international law and violate basic human rights, while being even more hostile than the previous government. They can't be tweaked. They need to be scrapped. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Angela Rayner criticises worker visa plans on eve of Labour conference
The housing secretary says the government's plans to change wait times for permanent residency are unfair because they "change the goalposts".
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just realised there was a massive full moon last night, that will explain all the crazies and nastiness i didn’t ask for around me atm 🙃
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friend was visiting with his children and they were playing with the label maker in the kitchen, 7yo made this for me.
A label on a black t-shirt that says NORMAL BREAD GIRL
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disappointed by the lack of peaky blinders artwork in the gents, need to try harder.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Between the Category Is… news and my horrible cousin using the words “gay boy” and “paedo” interchangeably while talking about my dad in his abusive text messages, I am just fucking done with nasty bigoted arseholes today.
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So sad to see this happening again. Here is their crowdfunder for shutters and window repairs. Let’s give them some support 🫶 www.gofundme.com/f/categoryis...
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Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mad cousin that my mum stupidly allowed to stay in her house for a wee while after he got evicted (again) has just sent my brother a load of weird, aggressive messages in response to being asked to come get his stuff. And he’s dragged me into it for some reason???
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not just charming but incredibly accurate: posters made in PowerPoint with heavy clipart usage in your GP’s waiting room is the most NHS thing ever.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Onion about to get Ian Austin’ed
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
danny tommo has been killed and eaten by his cannibal cellmate at basingstoke police station
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Gav @gavtrdq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was washing the dishes and this idea popped into my head. Real crisis caught on camera.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dreamt last night I had four indoor cats and they kept escaping.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Austin’s home today and I’ve just been paid so took him out for dinner :)
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cyberpunk anime was years ahead of its time, man
AD Police tshirt which features an image of an android over the text "the year is 2027 & boomers have destroyed the city."
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/09/2026
Ladies and gentlethings, I present to you the first excerpt from @beckbook.com Many thanks to @nymag.com for putting it in print and to @vulture.com for presenting it so beautifully online Please read, if you are so inclined CW: Uh… intense emotional distress? I don't want to give anything away…
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Losing Beck
His acclaimed album, Sea Change, was inspired by a breakup. For his ex-partner, it was the story of how the Church of Scientology took over his life.
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about why going to the dentist doesn’t bother me as much as it does Austin or a lot of other ppl I know, and I think the main reason is if I compare the worst toothache I’ve ever had with whatever pain the dentist brings, I prefer the drill.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched this the other day and it is pretty harrowing.
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.
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