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Very Human Robot

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Very human. Breathes oxygen.

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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tbf the crew of the original Alien is the equivalent of a shipping vessel crew and basically one step up from a warehouse loading job are you going to tell me your moving crew doesn't have one guy that absolutely would do this unprompted
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think the closest analogy to 'what is going on at AI companies' is 'what was going on at JPL in the 1950s,' where communists, Satanists, swingers and adherents of a bizarre Russian Orthodox-adjacent techno-optimist microsect ended up doing a tremendous amount of important rocket science
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Francisco González @grundislav.games · 14/09/2026
As we passed this building, @jesshaskins.bsky.social remarked, “I think a level designer lives here.”
The outside of an apartment building with bright yellow gates, window bars, and a fire escape. The gate and bars feature pointing arrows.
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Humans are capable of recursive self-improvement. TESCREAL talks about a "singularity"— a machine that learns to self-improve without limit. Using their terms, I sincerely believe the slow-takeoff singularity occurred in 3000 BCE when primates invented writing, which lets us make ourselves smarter.
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Kenney @kenney.nl · 08/09/2026
With today's Tiny Factory release the Tiny-series has 840+ sprites/tiles and they're all free. Combine them together to create a ton of different games! kenney.nl/assets/serie...
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Talking about what is shippable quality in a video game. Me: "everything is shippable if you're not a coward"
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'll take that 50/50 chance!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My electric car technically has the button but I never have to press it...
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is this ... Is this the face-eating leopards I keep hearing about? Eating a face? thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Milo Yiannopoulos held in ICE custody
Far-right political commentator Milo Yiannopoulos was taken into custody by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and is being held at a detention center, according to the agency’s online …
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 27/08/2026
We are here in a booth sponsored by the German government. Here's the PRESIDENT OF GERMANY this morning, posing in front of a game that Steam considers too pornographic for this whole country.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 26/08/2026
Court records obtained by EFF and shared with @404media.co showed that Texas authorities discussed whether they could criminally charge a woman for using an abortion pill on the same day they performed a nationwide Flock search to find her.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When workers at company X literally say "you should not go to company X" then something is fundamentally broken in the system.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love these failures, because they show me we'll have successes in the future. If you never fail, you're not trying hard enough. If you never fail in public, you're missing out on important avenues for feedback.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Songwriters and producers: Feelings about song endings? Fade out loop, final chord, or big bang?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/08/2026
In the old days (which, yes, now includes 2002), I think there was a general feeling that things said/done online had fewer consequences, and that stunting for the crowd was fine. In 2026, we know how wrong that assumption was. We gave ourselves lots of bad habits to unlearn. Not everyone has.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Woke 2: Fully Awake! Coming soon to an election near you
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Damian Barr @damianbarr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We *can* all do something (not spark wildfires, for example). But asking individual citizens to solve systemic problems is peak neo-liberalism. Not watering our gardens isn’t going to fix pipes or build reservoirs. Government needs to do more than ban barbecues and send scary alerts. NOW.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We should normalize the idea that the main function of school is child care
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But we can't afford to fund head start to invest in the future.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Google is single handedly causing the AI backlash. The expensive, pay-for models, are actually pretty good. But Google puts their dumb, cheap model front and center in every search. Unfathomable self-own. Some people still think "paid for AI" is just "free AI, but more." That's not at all true.
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Listening Habit @listeninghabit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy 808 Day to all those who celebrate it.
A roland tr-808 rhythm composer seen from above. Black box with gray text, assorted knobs and programming interface.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Game achievements sell the illusion you can achieve something in games
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@citybeautiful.nebula.tv On Street Parking is bad because it significantly reduces visibility. If you really need it, make *deep* troughs on one side, maybe between street trees, so there's still margin between parked vehicles and the active lanes.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Samuel L Jackson
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/07/2026
four miniature liquor bottles being toasted: "My brain won't accept that there are four people in this picture"

One arm on the left is in a camouflage jacket, blending into the background rocks.

 (@AddictKE_) on twitter replies: "I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose"
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Socialist mayor discovers mythical republican "unnecessary regulation"
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/07/2026
Ossoff: "Each day his allies are fewer & even they no longer deny his corruption, the obscene self-dealing while he plunges nation deeper into reckless war while he rakes in billions & builds himself ballroom & prepares again to attack elections. Let's be clear, one man attempted fraud in GA: Trump"
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@nerd4cities.bsky.social Portland to Seattle is a 2.5 hour drive in a personal car, though. High speed rail could beat this, but I'd expect approximately all Americans to choose to drive now.
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Google may be doing the most damage of all companies to the reputation of AI systems. They take one of the cheapest and worst models, and put its hallucinations front and center in their search results. No wonder people think AI doesn't work!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Are you sure you want to endorse countries paying climate damages sir
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok, so, what are people doing for entertainment with their money if they're not buying games?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/07/2026
For no reason whatsoever, I checked my voter registration today, and if you are a US citizen I encourage you to do the same/update that voter registration if necessary/register to vote if you have not already done so: www.vote.org
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Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this so called "attorney" has done nothing in this court but start arguments and sow discord. i think we can all recognize this as the behavior not of a human being, but of a bot, most likely sent by russia to turn us against each other, and in particular my client
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Very Human Robot @jwatte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Which would you rather have? - A world cup final - The Falkland Islands
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