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@jvp717.bsky.social
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Just your average middle aged librarian

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I stress baked shortbread biscuits, scones, lemon curd, clotted cream, raspberry jam, and 2 pepperoni cheese breads this weekend 😬 I don’t know why it helps but it does
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Elder millennial here, we absolutely passed that book around the 6th grade lunch table
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I made someone at work google this exact image today because we were discussing dairy free alternatives for baking, one thing led to another, and we ended here. He was properly horrified by these abominations.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lil Migraine checking in
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dog used to sleep on her bed like this 🤷🏻‍♀️
A German shepherd laying with her head on a dog bed and the rest of her body on a hardwood floor.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think your list is pretty solid, I just wanted to say I sympathize with your situation; every year I get the pleasure of a mammogram and ultrasound as well.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the hell is going on
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drawing parallels to an old SNL skit where George Michael on Weekend Update declared his butt was “a force to be reckoned with”
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Current favorites, they can’t be separated
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Emperor's New Groove: Yzma and Kronk High Five
Alt: Emperor's New Groove: Yzma and Kronk High Five
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This book makes me cry every single time; I recommend it to readers a lot but warn them that it might give them big feelings.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great choices here; Longest Letsgoboy was one of the books I brought home to my kid when we were preparing to say goodbye. Such a beautiful book all around.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We had a tripawd, so the book Three will always hold a special place in my heart ❤️
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 08/07/2026
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here’s the simplest bill I’m introducing: no ICE enforcement at school bus stops. Looking forward to a Republican explaining why they are against that. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/c...
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Sen. Chris Murphy introduces ICE bills to put GOP on defense
Murphy will introduce three bills Thursday afternoon to prevent ICE arrests near children.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idk whether to be proud or embarrassed by how quickly my brain clocked Shinnosuke from Ranma 1/2 in the above photo; taking me all the way back to middle school!
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have you ever been confused by what it means / what #SCOTUS *says* when it issues a “stay” of a lower-court ruling? Well today’s issue of “One First” is (hopefully) for you: www.stevevladeck.com/p/249-the-la...
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249. The Language of Supreme Court Stays
Thursday’s Missouri redistricting ruling used boilerplate to freeze the district court’s TRO. That didn’t prevent confusion over what the Court had “stayed.”
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just asked my ten year old, who said “Teleporting, everything will be 10x more expensive, every house will have a pool, and a woman will have been president”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/09/2026
NEW: Our analysis found that from 2020 to 2025, the rate of deaths involving ectopic pregnancies nearly doubled compared with the previous six-year period. The uptick was steeper in states with abortion bans.
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man I loved Prodigy; such a shame it was canceled.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Moogie is absolutely one of my trek role models; she and Lwaxana Troi are the women I want to be when I grow up.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mine loved watermelon and cucumbers; see attached photo of her discretely watching as I cut a watermelon in my kitchen.
A German shepherd peeks over a kitchen counter looking at a watermelon being cut on a yellow cutting board
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sam Waterston, the television and film actor, said he was motivated to attend the demonstration because he did not want his alma mater to “give in to a bully.” “This [presidential] administration has been getting us all acquainted with what it feels like to live in an authoritarian society."
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Yale demonstrators challenge potential Trump DOJ settlement
The university prohibited reporters from covering the event on campus.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wanna give the person who requested this a high five, and I say this as a Steelers fan suffering through the second worst (as a human being) qb of my lifetime (the first being the subject of this painting)
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also what a terrible habit to have to break as your child gets older and hits puberty etc; I already have to be brutally honest with my 10 year old about hygiene stuff, I can’t imagine adding “you must put on clean clothes every day” to the pile.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jacob Misiorowski, arguably the best pitcher in baseball right now, is a huge Pokémon fan, further cementing my theory that baseball is just Pokémon but with guys.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(The rest are mostly good boy/girl dogs and cats but that’s okay)
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"We should never forget that Dolly Parton chose not to be a billionaire."
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are very few beings this atheist hopes heaven exists for, and Dolly is one of them.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
COMMENTARY: A whole lot of celebrities are loved. Dolly Parton loved you back.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I told the staff today we were all so sad; library land will always love Dolly ❤️
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But I don't want to work I want to look at crows
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 10/08/2026
Important: Trump’s executive order is NOT legislation. Though the executive order promotes more misinformation about vaccines, nothing has changed about the availability of childhood vaccines. For evidence-based guidance, please follow and share American Academy of Pediatrics recommendations.
AAP Recommended Immunization Schedule
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Them: It doesn’t cost anything to be nice. Me: Yes, but being a jerk is free too.
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Re point number 2: if I say I find a celebrity attractive my 10 y/o will be like “mom has a boyfriend 😝” to which I usually respond “he is literally half my age and also I’m married to your father” so I feel you
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t need a recipe for disaster, I just throw it all together
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He was so lovely and called her over to meet him and get our photo, top ten celebrity encounter
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jvp717.bsky.social @jvp717.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My sister and I met Ethan Peck at a convention and while waiting in line she literally said “I don’t know if I can meet him he’s so good looking”; she tried to bow out when we got to the front of the line but in typical little sister fashion I told him what she said 😜
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone! I hope you're having a great Wednesday. Just wanted to make sure everyone knows what a baby heron looks like. Ok bye see you later www.instagram.com/p/DateeyJCE3Y/
This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from a rescue organization featuring a bearded animal protection officer with a tiny rescued heron baby on his handThis is a close up of the heron baby and it's like if you stuck a novelty beak and some regular bird-sized feet on a wad of cat hair
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