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FaZeg Frog @yapfrogger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I lived for 19 years before I learned that Pomni had punished me. Help
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My 2 day old son is havin a crisis #tomodachiLife
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Day 1 in the books #TomodachiLife
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
😤. I’ve finally done it. Now I can actually play the game! #KirbyAirRiders #Switch2
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Erin @rinheellove.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
There's always a Plan B. #SummerSlam #SethRollins
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I forgot to share my fit #DonkeyKongBananza
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 13/07/2025
Kazuchika Okada is the AEW Unified Champion!!! WOW #AEWAllIn
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Kevin Hart's draftkings ad gets booed at AEW All In every time it airs
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The biggest wrong in AEW history has just been RIGHTED. #AEW #AEWAllIn #AEWAllInTexas
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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#AEW #AllInTexas
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’m sorry but anyone complaining that Superman is “woke” now is a fake Superman fan who clearly didn’t stick around for the post-credits scene where Superman says a bunch of slurs
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The real Epstein client list was the friends we made along the way
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 11/06/2025
do you guys use the portable handle on your switch 2
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Here’s my Nintendo Switch 2 friend code
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
update:
me standing with Hangman

The light is fucking horrendous.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Currently at an AEW match where the face (hero) has one leg and the heel (villain) stole his prosthetic and they’re fighting for it. Incredible stuff.
A shirtless blond man with only one leg stands on the ropes, about to backflip onto the other man, who lays splayed out on the floor next to the prosthetic leg.
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I don’t think GCW should be allowed to exist anymore ngl
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 11/05/2025
PWInsider has reported that Sabu has passed away at 60.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We did this video NINE DAYS AGO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1v1...
A still from an Onion News Network video titled "Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid."
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"What makes you more worthy of safety?"
“What if I would have been armed,” she said. “You’re breaking in. What am I supposed to think? My initial thought was we were being robbed—that my daughters, being females, were being kidnapped. You have guns pointed in our faces. Can you just reprogram yourself and see us as humans, as women? A little bit of mercy. Care a little bit about your fellow human, about your fellow citizen, fellow resident. We bleed too. We work. We bleed just like anybody else bleeds. We’re scared. You could see our faces that we were terrified. What makes you so much more worthier of your peace? What makes you so much more worthier of protecting your children? What makes you so much more worthy of your citizenship? What makes you more worthy of safety? Of being given the right that they took from me to protect my daughters?”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
josuerosa /Us
BROO ONTO NOTHING ! !

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WHAT IS HE TALKING ABT

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WHO LET THIS MAN COOK

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repeat that !?
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
How is this not an ONN
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This was wild. Karrion Kross mixing promo with his real feelings. Goldberg told him to be a good soldier, and being a good soldier got his time cut, and gets your great ideas shot down because they only want good ideas.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
this would’ve made me want to kill myself too
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2025
Eddie would be so proud. #WrestleMania
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 20/04/2025
Seth Rollins pins Roman Reigns. What a match! #WrestleMania
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Living Colour plays CM Punk to the ring (Cult of Personality) #Wrestlemania
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jacob Fatu is the NEW United States Champion!!
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Replug2 @replug2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
IN-GAME LOOK AT THE CODY RHODES SKIN IN FORTNITE‼️
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/04/2025
These are the only pro-natalists I respect archive.org/details/yt-5...
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Unofficial Nutri-Grain Commercial: "I Feel Great!" : Turnpike Films : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
An unofficial commercial for Nutri-Grain created by Turnpike Films sometime in 2003. An office worker takes a bite out of a Nutri-Grain bar and immediately...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/04/2025
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
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a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
New TNT Champ
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
ANTHONY BOWENS IS BACK! He's answering Max Caster's open challenge! What a pop
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
yesterday I explained to my son what a tariff was. Today I told my son about the switch 2
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Check the date baby we're right on schedule
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Trump done did it now. Me messed with the gamers! #NintendoSwitch2
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JustinEXE @justinexe.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Holy shit the new Mario Kart looks good
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6



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https://www.newsweek.com

Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI'

Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce

what the fuck

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 20/03/2025
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
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Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2025
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 18/03/2025
1. Incredible ruling! An Ohio appeals court has ruled that trans care is healthcare, strikes down youth trans care ban! It made the ruling using the Republican-passed "health care freedom amendment" meant to overturn Obamacare! Subscribe to support my journalism. You'll want to read this one.
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Ohio Appeals Court Rules Trans Care Is Healthcare, Strikes Down Ban For Trans Youth
The ruling was in part based on a 2011 Amendment in the state guaranteeing healthcare freedom, originally meant to challenge Obamacare.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 09/03/2025
BIG JUSTICE POWER BOMB #AEWRevolution
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
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