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Justin Chovanec

@justinchovanec.bsky.social
199 followers 119 following 98 posts

Creator of “Zoo Dinner”

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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m grabbing’ life by the hog @bencollins.bsky.social @realinfowars.bsky.social
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping this settles the Joe Rogan of the left debate
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
La última pausa de hidratación
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Only InfoWars can teach you how: theonion.info
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What an absolute treat. Seeing Haaland in person was unreal
Picture of the field at Boston stadium during the anthems with the Norwegian flag on the left and the Iraqi flag on the rightSelfie of me wearing a green Iraq hat as they’re folding up the flags after the anthemsPicture of a soccer pitch as Iraq takes a free kick from near the midline.  The players are starting to make a run towards the goal
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social the people are clamoring for drop dead by Olivia Rodrigo tonight! Can we please make the people happy?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Full hand face wash from Zegras on Crosby and… no call
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/04/2026
If you think AI surveillance cameras aimed at drivers’ faces is a good idea (no matter how well intentioned the justification), you are a naive fool. This data will be harvested, sold to fascists, and used to imprison activists. Oh, and car companies will 100% use it for ads you can’t turn off.
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JosABanks @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Penguins Triumvirate of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang has lasted 16 years longer than the Confederacy. Please respect MY heritage.
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social can you play “Man I Need” by Olivia Dean?
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I need one of these so bad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2026
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of…
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I would’ve expected more from a professor at the law school formerly known as ASS Law
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The poem on the Statue of Liberty makes me tear up every time I think about it. Give me all of them. Give me the people displaced by American imperialism. Give me parents looking for a better life. Give me single people who just fucking want to be here. Don’t tell a single one “no.”
Screenshot from the article that says “Yes! Give me your tired, your poor, motherfucker! Give me your huddle masses, yearning to be free! Give them to me, motherfucker! Give me all you got.”
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Breast cancer mortality dropped 58% from 1975 to 2019. Localized, early detected breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate. Modern mammogram tech was developed by NASA for telescopes. Last year, RFK Jr. cancelled 87 research grants on breast cancer. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...
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Susie Wiles, Trump’s White House Chief of Staff, Has Breast Cancer
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 12/03/2026
not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/12/2025
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
problematic Spotify age gap relationship
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please liberate this once great city
NYC subway info showing the next downtown & Brooklyn A train is 13 minutes away and the following train is 21 minutes away
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Suicidal for centrists to be begging for moderation when now would be a great time to pass some big, ambitious policies and remind people why Democrats are better than Republicans.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Just Fuckin Quit Then
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Hanging this from my ceiling like I just won the Stanley Cup
Picture of notification that says “Jerry Chen” liked your post
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Me to my wife
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Rick Garrett @ricksrambles.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is a real movie.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social it’s (most likely) my final Sox game of the year! Can you play Operator by Jim Croce?
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social In memoriam of him passing 2 years ago on Monday, can you play Come Monday by Jimmy Buffett?
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
this is (1) not a distraction, (2) not able to be disentangled from the military occupation of multiple us cities, and (3) the greatest threat to liberty in this country since jim crow
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social can we get Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan tonight? Love your work!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/07/2025
we focus on adding vitamin C and vitamin D to our diets all the time but vitamin A is an afterthought. says a lot about society really
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Snackies!
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social can we get “do I wannna know” by the arctic monkeys on this fine summer evening?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
they should invent washing legs for men
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2025
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle theonion.com/fda-rec...
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
won't someone think of the rich
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
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Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Dude he’s gonna be the worse quarterback to wear 8 in recent memory
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The cops that grabbed this New Yorker are part of a secretive, aggressive unit that's particularly close to Mayor Eric Adams. I recently did a detailed investigation of the unit, which has often executed on Adam's priorities -- and has a long of abuses. www.propublica.org/article/eric...
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/06/2025
Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible. We have always been here.
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