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Justin Chovanec

@justinchovanec.bsky.social
204 followers 119 following 98 posts

Creator of “Zoo Dinner”

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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m grabbing’ life by the hog @bencollins.bsky.social @realinfowars.bsky.social
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d mourn this if it was literally any state other than Connecticut
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping this settles the Joe Rogan of the left debate
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
La última pausa de hidratación
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Only InfoWars can teach you how: theonion.info
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What an absolute treat. Seeing Haaland in person was unreal
Picture of the field at Boston stadium during the anthems with the Norwegian flag on the left and the Iraqi flag on the rightSelfie of me wearing a green Iraq hat as they’re folding up the flags after the anthemsPicture of a soccer pitch as Iraq takes a free kick from near the midline.  The players are starting to make a run towards the goal
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Carter shart
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Always :)
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social the people are clamoring for drop dead by Olivia Rodrigo tonight! Can we please make the people happy?
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My dumb guy thought was that the gain that the swimmers would get in muscle strength from PEDs wouldn’t be outweighed by the loss in hydrodynamics from the increased muscle size
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Killer shirt dude
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I was seeing red as I read this. Imagine being the kind of guy that watches youth hockey and thinks “I bet I can make all the money off of this” The youth sports private equity people are worse than the people trying to gamble on the LLWS last year imo
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The perimeter worked! The president wasn’t harmed! Like it’s nonsense to act like this shows there are security issues, that’s demonstrably false
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Praying that he doesn’t meet this goal
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I feel like we’ve known for years that these things don’t cause the widespread economic increase that the organizers claim
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Full hand face wash from Zegras on Crosby and… no call
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/04/2026
If you think AI surveillance cameras aimed at drivers’ faces is a good idea (no matter how well intentioned the justification), you are a naive fool. This data will be harvested, sold to fascists, and used to imprison activists. Oh, and car companies will 100% use it for ads you can’t turn off.
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
One can only hope
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Is it just me or has vladar looked shaky for the last period and a half? Seems like shooting pucks would be good!
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My favorite right now is WhatsApp offering to summarize the unread messages, including 1 reply of someone saying “yes”
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Penguins Triumvirate of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang has lasted 16 years longer than the Confederacy. Please respect MY heritage.
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social can you play “Man I Need” by Olivia Dean?
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Can you make a reductive “how to drive safer in pedestrian zones” video next, then? 🤡
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s probably my favorite season of hockey since 2018. They’ve got so much heart and so many guys that I really like; I’ll be rooting for a lot of them even if they aren’t in black and gold in a few years
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I need one of these so bad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2026
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of…
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I think if more pirates games were nationally televised, more of my friends would understand why I say that watching the pirates is why I’m not a general baseball fan.
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
45 minutes ago I told a coworker that I was gonna try to follow the pirates this year
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is awesome. This being a nationally televised game rocks so much
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I would’ve expected more from a professor at the law school formerly known as ASS Law
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The poem on the Statue of Liberty makes me tear up every time I think about it. Give me all of them. Give me the people displaced by American imperialism. Give me parents looking for a better life. Give me single people who just fucking want to be here. Don’t tell a single one “no.”
Screenshot from the article that says “Yes! Give me your tired, your poor, motherfucker! Give me your huddle masses, yearning to be free! Give them to me, motherfucker! Give me all you got.”
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Breast cancer mortality dropped 58% from 1975 to 2019. Localized, early detected breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate. Modern mammogram tech was developed by NASA for telescopes. Last year, RFK Jr. cancelled 87 research grants on breast cancer. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...
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Susie Wiles, Trump’s White House Chief of Staff, Has Breast Cancer
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 12/03/2026
not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Is there a podcast app that you’d prefer listeners to use? I’m looking to get off Spotify and use Patreon for shows that I subscribe to, but for ones that I don’t, is there an app that is better from a creator standpoint?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/12/2025
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
problematic Spotify age gap relationship
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please liberate this once great city
NYC subway info showing the next downtown & Brooklyn A train is 13 minutes away and the following train is 21 minutes away
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I didn’t know this! Now I have beef with Calvin and Hobbes 😂
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Justin Chovanec @justinchovanec.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Not sure if it’s unheralded, but as someone who grew up near Pittsburgh, this one always makes me laugh and reminds me of home
Calvin and Hobbes laying in some grass.

Panel 1:  Calvin says, “I wonder where we go when we die.”
Panel 2: no text
Panel 3:  Hobbes replies, “Pittsburgh?”
Panel 4:  Calvin asks, “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Suicidal for centrists to be begging for moderation when now would be a great time to pass some big, ambitious policies and remind people why Democrats are better than Republicans.
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