Audio listens, submission opportunities, and a lucky song

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Including an April joke writing challenge, airport divorce, and a cat slinky

Or maybe it’s time for my retirement?

1. There’s a turkey neck situation. 2. Is it four thousand degrees in the kitchen, or is it just you? 3. You love your family, but you also wish th...

A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.

1. There’s a turkey neck situation. 2. Is it four thousand degrees in the kitchen, or is it just you? 3. You love your family, but you also wish th...

1. There’s a turkey neck situation. 2. Is it four thousand degrees in the kitchen, or is it just you? 3. You love your family, but you also wish th...

A guest essay by Julie Vick

Goonies Since strangers will call the police if kids in the Goon Docks wander around on their own, the boys don’t get a chance to search for One-Ey...

5 writers share their secrets (for writing satirical news)

Dear Parents, Welcome to the new school year! You will need to access the student portal online to find out important information including your ch...

A group of librarians is called a cardigan. A collection of empty chairs is called an author reading. A collection of Eric Carle books covered in s...

DATES/SCHEDULE: 1. Saturday, 09/13/25, 12:00-2:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Intros & Pitches] 2. Saturday, 09/20/25, 12:00-2:30PM Eastern via Zoom [Draft of First Piece] 3. Saturday, 09/27/25, 12:00-2:30P...

Thank you for your interest in writing for Hard Drive! Hard Drive is a small, independent comedy company trying to exist online. As such,…

Have we lost our very minds?

Dear parents, We are thrilled to have your child on our summer baseball team. We have a few apps we use to help keep things organized around here, ...

Well, look who just spotted me and isn’t happy about it. You’ve got the same look as you did when that server told you to enjoy your tortellini, an...