Robot Dogs Unleashed

A new feature from The Borowitz Report

I was surprised and deeply saddened to read about the passing of Peter “P.C.” Vey in Michael Maslin’s Ink Spill yesterday.

Plus My “First Five”

Yet I Persist

1942-2026

Be a shame if something happened in it.

In Memorium of My Iatrophobia

My First Cartoon Collection!

Now, How Can I Abuse This Office?

Due to an accident at the Noth Things factory, we are all out of words—save for “Happy Passover” and “Happy Easter.” We will be relying solely on cartoons this week.

George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.