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Elizabeth Preston

@inkfish.bsky.social
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Science journalist, humor writer and aspiring cephalopod. Boston-adjacent. Author of THE CREATURES' GUIDE TO CARING, out now! elizabethgpreston.com elizabethgpreston.substack.com

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, searching for new reader reviews is a toxic habit that I should quit...BUT sometimes a stranger uncannily names what was one of your secret goals while writing the book and it's the best thing ever. 🧪
Five-star review from Goodreads, dated September 28, 2026: "This book made me laugh out loud in every chapter, and cry in one or two. It is one of the rare nonfiction books that I could read before bed without falling asleep, because it's a page-turner! As a parent and science educator, I am perhaps the perfect audience for this book, but I think it has broad appeal. Highly recommend!" The first sentence is underlined.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SO much going on here about parenting and living in America: medical insurance, employment, grief, depression, online mobs, baseball.
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
#Bugsky
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
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Curtis @soccurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I loved Elizabeth's book. She's an effective science journalist and communicator, and on every page, her joy and curiousity about how animals care for others came shining through.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YUP
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If two marine weirdos can find each other, your soul spider must be out there too: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fin... 🧪
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How to Find Your Soul Spider
There’s always hope.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If two marine weirdos can find each other, your soul spider must be out there too: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fin... 🧪
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How to Find Your Soul Spider
There’s always hope.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NYC friends! Who will I see tomorrow at my book event with Perrin Ireland? She's talking about animal sex, I'm talking about a common consequence of animal sex, and we'll all have a good time: www.nypl.org/events/progr... 🧪
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My sister from California must think we plant paid actors whenever she visits Boston. We went to a nail salon today and a woman walked in and declared, "I got hit by a duck boat the othah day!!"
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing reassuring me these days is how deeply the Meta apps are convinced that I own a horse and/or donkey.
Instagram advertisement for a product called ColiCare, showing a woman and a horse
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An alloparenting soccer team! I love this so much
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh yes NOW I think this is real, good job
Scam email with the subject line "Re: A spot for The Creatures' Guide to Caring on a Goodreads Listopia list?" The original email is obvious slop containing a lot of verbose flattery about the book. A few AI tells ("honestly" and "not just a...") are circled in red. The sender has followed up two days later with an email reading "Hello???"
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm honestly so confused about how these technologies are legal. I live in MA, a two-party consent state, which means it's against the law to record someone without permission. Every single time I interview a source I start by asking if it's OK to record.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"The world can feel like a cruel jungle, but human care persists." I love the excerpt from my book that Lisa Sibbetts published at The Auntie Bulletin today: theauntie.substack.com/p/what-predi... 🧪
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What Predicts Helpfulness in Primate Species?
Marmosets, tamarins, and human kids all have something in common: they're wired to help. An excerpt from Elizabeth Preston's The Creature's Guide to Caring.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counterpoint: I have played 20 Questions with children and they absolutely cannot.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sister @akpresto.bsky.social found a new job (woohoo!!) and created Lego data visualizations of her 32-week search: aangles.ghost.io/searching/?r... 🧪
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searching
for about 32 weeks, I was consumed with an alienating process it was experienced, almost fully, through screens and the most common outcome was inconclusive connecting with others is almost the onl...
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Advice about managing our digital lives and appreciating our families’ unlovely moments, inspired by a scientific study on which European butterflies are the ugliest: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-lov... 🧪
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How to Love the Boring Butterflies
Nature needs uggos, too.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beauty bias affects how we study and protect all kinds of species, even butterflies. Which might be a good reason to save your weirdest family photos: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-lov... 🧪
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How to Love the Boring Butterflies
Nature needs uggos, too.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Six-year-old, trudging sadly back up the sidewalk from the park, with bicycle tire tread marks on her leg: "We had a collusion."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you so much, Tony!
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This truck is ready to join the moms group text.
On the highway, the back of a truck has a sign reading "VENTING IS NORMAL"
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Greetings from this year's NY State Fair, where the dominant aesthetic is slop. Tag yourself! Are you: - FUN MT THE FAIR - AE EVERYTHING! BASKETS S6.00 [monsters] - Guinea pig bride I'm GET'EM HOT! GET 'EM YOURS!
A large sign advertising "Sour cream & chives tots" and "Mac & cheese your way!" featuring obvious AI imageryClose-up from a sign with obvious AI imagery showing a mysterious bucket of food, vaguely sinister slogans, and discs that I guess are supposed to be picklesBehind some animal cages, a poster board reading "GUINEA PIGS" and decorated with printouts of AI guinea pig illustrations (plus what might be a few actual photos of guinea pigs)
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's normal to get crabby when stressed, whether you're an animal with your skeleton on the outside or the inside. It even happens to cuttlefish, who have no skeleton at all. Maybe this will help some of us navigating the start of a new school year: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fee... 🧪
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How to Feel Crabby
No matter the species, sometimes we snap
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Headline says "at least 1 in 4" but the finding was NINETY-ONE PERCENT of NFL players' brains donated from 2016–2021 had CTE. Presumably people were more likely to donate if they had known dementia, so the real number is hard to extrapolate. But, horrifying. 🧪 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/u...
NYT headline: "Study's Alarming Finding: At Least 1 in 4 N.F.L. Players Gets Brain Disease"
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My 9yo dared my shy 6yo to yell at a stranger out our car window. The 6yo did it, then was so overcome that she cried, "Oh my god! I want to say a swear word but I don't know any!"
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bones or no bones, we all get grouchier when stressed. At least that's what I'm telling myself as my kids prepare for the new school year by repeatedly kicking each other. elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fee... 🧪🦀
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How to Feel Crabby
No matter the species, sometimes we snap
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
!!! I could've watched 10 more seasons of this show
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Jon Mooallem @jmooallem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In the future, every food will be recalled for 15 minutes.
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri Goat
Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Gongura Goat Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Chicken Pickle"
• 8-oz. glass jars containing "Gangothri
Gongura Chicken Pickle"
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is going to involve some weird body-switch things where the dog lives to be 120 and Bryan gets put to sleep at twelve-and-a-half
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not sure what quirk of the weather was responsible but this has been SUCH a good summer for basil in Boston. I've been making Garden Triage pizza (white with pesto and zuccini)
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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stumbled onto this old post and was really feeling it today. jasonbittel.substack.com/p/if-woodpec...
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If Woodpeckers Can Do It, So Can You
We're taking inspiration where we can these days. Woodpeckers included.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every parent of small children has discovered this exact photo in their camera roll.
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh my godddddddd is this bleak
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How I've modeled my parenting this summer after a burrowing African mammal, and why we should all look to the banded mongoose in these uncertain times: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-par... 🧪
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How to Parent like a Mongoose
My current summer strategy
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My favorite pun I saw in Amsterdam was at a high-end supplements store:
A refrigerator full of jars and bottles, with a sign at the top reading "THE BROTHEL.nl of Amsterdam." A sign lower down reads "FOR A GREAT GUT FEELING."
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Look, I'm sorry, I know we're all exhausted and numb, but: WHAT
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If unstructured summer months with your kids are wearing you out, may I suggest parenting more like a banded mongoose? She's an incredible caretaker who doesn't even know what her own children look like: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-par... 🧪
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How to Parent like a Mongoose
My current summer strategy
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This summer, I'm emulating a mom who doesn't even know what her own kids look like. elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-par... 🧪
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How to Parent like a Mongoose
My current summer strategy
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 03/08/2026
Ka-boom! Listed artologica.etsy.com
4 watercolor brain paintings 
Each one says NO AI, ONLY BRAIN
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please enjoy this video, recorded in Wellfleet, MA, of a fiddler crab defending his hole against another fiddler crab who wants to be in that hole (and seems to forget, for most of the dispute, that he has a beefy arm): 🧪🦀
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This, please
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Danna Staaf @dannastaaf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Child: Look, it's a red Mazda 3 like ours! But it has a roof rack. Me: That's sexual dimorphism. Child: Mom. Me: The rack is for carrying their young; I just don't remember which sex has it. Child: MOM STOP
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People keep asking me at my book events whether animals can have pets! I've been telling them about the person who called into a radio show I was on and said that she knew a cat with a pet cockroach. 🧪
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Elizabeth Preston @inkfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My latest newsletter is about how to uplift your friends, repel your demons, and shimmer like an Asian giant honeybee: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-shi... 🧪 www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMh...
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Watch these giant honeybees’ nests ‘shimmer’ | Science News
YouTube video by Science News
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