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judasdjs.com Saving Belfast from itself, one ping pong at a time. This one in particular: NHS haematologist. Midlife crisis skydiver. Queer.

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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 2h
Wine fogort to veesit bites
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 9h
About time, but this will simply never be settled until Matt Dillon and Elaine Paige get off the damn fence.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 11h
It might be shallow but I often wonder why so many of these fuckers look like they were drawn from a six year old's memory.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think if I'd played Luke Skywalker I'd probably be happy to leave it at that.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alas I fear we stopped learning anything from the horror of WWII many decades ago. Meanwhile: reflected glory, Antiques Roadshow romance and exceptionailst jingoism off the back of it, all thriving.
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coyote vs Acme is so much fun. A few dry patches but when they need to capture it, they really do.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dismayed at a friend give a haughty "unstoppable force/immovable object" and "can't both sides just wise up" re: Drumcree. Like, gee, can't ya just let Christian bigots throw tracts around GAY at 1am? Can't ya just grow up and let the Klan wander through Harlem with a police escort, you *baby*?
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy Serkis' pseudo Sean Bean impression Boromir voice on the LOTR audiobooks is quaht sexuh
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just overheard someone describe something as "relatively alive" which is marvelous, like relative to what
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes indeed
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This went in a completely different direction than I expected and I love it 🤣
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beer at football matches: passionate and decisive emergency Rejoining the EU: one of a number of colours we might think about painting the bathroom
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Anna Horror-ridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just trying to fathom the mindset that regards music as something to... solve
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The last radio wave of the heat death of the universe; the absolute final, fleeting gasp of electromagnetic activity in the cosmos before it reaches total thermodynamic equilibrium: Mr fuckin Brightside leaving the top 100
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was before Nicholas Hoult's untimely death in a transphobic threshing machine live on HBO. 🙌
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish "I'm going to stand in the rain in a stupid costume to annoy the fuck out of people" was my modus operandum. It looks fucking amazing.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keep spreading the Apparentlies
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine knocking it out of the park and into orbit, though
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What you think of my turtle is none of my business
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Following someone after a stone cold banger, then feeling the median temperature of the next four or five.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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PET SHOP BOYS SO HARD
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burnham can read a prepared speech better than Starmer but he is even more shit at answering direct questions. Big cloud of nowt.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're the kind of bootlicker that would dl it, you're already an "if you've nothing to hide" wab anyway.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[showing a photograph of a happy plump boy to my baker] so I was thinking maybe something a little like this?
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All I wanted from the Series X was a kick ass media platform, with maybe a sideline in retrogames - Atmos FLAC, 4k blu ray with decent interface, Dolby Vision on Plex... nothing impossible. They fucked the lot. Apart from a physical drive, it has less going for it than a Firestick.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As for Ed Sheeran's tears, they might be sincere. I don't know if you've seen his acting in "Yesterday"
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The incels all armed themselves with Logical Fallacy flashcards so they could shut down debate rather than improve their own critical thinking. But "Slippery Slope" isn't a fallacy, shouldn't be in that deck. It's normalisation 101. PFT wasn't just cute af hitting on Abed, he's morally correct.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that Bono could want to say something to the PotUS and the PotUS would hear it because Bono sings pop songs gives me the fucking ick.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of durping about this being a stupid waste of time, but quite generously I assumed the angle would have been, "is the constant mauling and humiliation a top reason to stop chucking money at it?" www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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UK to answer for its ‘dismal record’ in Eurovision before committee of MPs
Digital, culture, media and sport committee expected to hear evidence from BBC chiefs and music industry experts
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She had lost me for a while, this is where I got back on. Belter
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#BuyAPaper
Business Post Headline: Investor Finn: What does humanity being wiped out mean for my portfolio? I asked ChatGPT
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone bored of having to take the slightly less appalling shit's side.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whither Piddington
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paedington
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Malicious compliance is often the best course.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran now touring in his underpants while playing the spoons.
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Menacing
Couple in an EE direct debit confirmation photo yelling HERE'S HOW YOULL PAY
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your vinyl was digitally mastered Your vinyl was digitally mastered Your vinyl was digitally fucking mastered
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Star Wars Lightsaber Duel: Luke Skywalker
ALT: Star Wars Lightsaber Duel: Luke Skywalker
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Prophecy has been fulfilled!
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
C'mon you're not DISAPPOINTED in Ed Sheeran. That would be crazy talk. If you're just enjoying kicking him, go nuts.
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Filed in the genre of things that are presented as uplifting but are actually really depressing because wdym the Prime Minister is doing a charity run to end homelessness…? you’re the guy?
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Prime Minister Andy Burnham runs Great North Run to fight UK homelessness — The Independent
Prime Minister Andy Burnham has taken part in the 45th Great North Run in a personal capacity to raise funds for Changing Lives, a charity supporting individuals experiencing homelessness.
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