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Judas DJs

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judasdjs.com Saving Belfast from itself, one ping pong at a time. This one in particular: NHS haematologist. Midlife crisis skydiver. Queer.

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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 14h
Girls is it gay to have a still jaw
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 14h
I've asked and still don't know why bouncers pretend they're chewing something, like is it a Clint Eastwood thing or what
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Farewell, Marina Hyde. You taught us we needn't hope for a better life, just a wry sneer at the one we've got.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I miss pop music journalism. I miss big words about small matters.
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/07/2 At the Crabbiness Research Institute
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Don't you want to hear the song before you design the cover?" "Nah, I got this"
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is funny. But at the same time, we aren't ever getting out of this.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeoooww
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there a knock off of fisher price activity centres, but full of rusty nails and herpes
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If this were a real society and not Fisher Price activity centre one, psychopaths like Sam Altman wouldn't be allowed to apply for a dog license let alone openly threaten the species.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here is the autumn album, for it is time.
Behaviour. PET SHOP BOYS
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wine fogort to veesit bites
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
About time, but this will simply never be settled until Matt Dillon and Elaine Paige get off the damn fence.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It might be shallow but I often wonder why so many of these fuckers look like they were drawn from a six year old's memory.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Michael Gove was seen behaving strangely in parliament, raising questions over intoxication 😳
YouTube video by Daily Express
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think if I'd played Luke Skywalker I'd probably be happy to leave it at that.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've seen five minutes, the audition seems to have been "can you catch flies with performative astonishment at everyday objects"
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 7" never made sense to me. The full mix is the way. Apparently Bobby Gillespie was supposed to be on it but Creation wouldn't let him out to play.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alas I fear we stopped learning anything from the horror of WWII many decades ago. Meanwhile: reflected glory, Antiques Roadshow romance and exceptionailst jingoism off the back of it, all thriving.
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John Cena with one little character: I can't spoil, but howling.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WE Coyote is so insanely cute and appealing to look at too besides the whole identifiability thing.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coyote vs Acme is so much fun. A few dry patches but when they need to capture it, they really do.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dismayed at a friend give a haughty "unstoppable force/immovable object" and "can't both sides just wise up" re: Drumcree. Like, gee, can't ya just let Christian bigots throw tracts around GAY at 1am? Can't ya just grow up and let the Klan wander through Harlem with a police escort, you *baby*?
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy Serkis' pseudo Sean Bean impression Boromir voice on the LOTR audiobooks is quaht sexuh
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just overheard someone describe something as "relatively alive" which is marvelous, like relative to what
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes but, no, I cannot scream loud enough how far ahead of their time they were in 1990.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes indeed
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This went in a completely different direction than I expected and I love it 🤣
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love a good Lest
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beer at football matches: passionate and decisive emergency Rejoining the EU: one of a number of colours we might think about painting the bathroom
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Anna Horroridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just trying to fathom the mindset that regards music as something to... solve
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh dear god 🤤
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The last radio wave of the heat death of the universe; the absolute final, fleeting gasp of electromagnetic activity in the cosmos before it reaches total thermodynamic equilibrium: Mr fuckin Brightside leaving the top 100
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ROTATING PLASTIC DEEEEMON
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think "clueless" is a kindness compared to "craven", "lazy", "gaslighting", "bought"
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This i have not!
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was an indie DJ from 1993 on. I loved CD singles. Hated that imports had more and better remixes at twice the price.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah they were hungry wee things but they didn't skip. Trying to go for a walk with a Discman was insanity.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was before Nicholas Hoult's untimely death in a transphobic threshing machine live on HBO. 🙌
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really fun medium. My introduction to Hunky Dory, When I Was Born For The 7th Time and The White Noise. Just tantalizingly short of the max capacity of a CD though. On the off chance you were inclined to copy stuff.
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish "I'm going to stand in the rain in a stupid costume to annoy the fuck out of people" was my modus operandum. It looks fucking amazing.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keep spreading the Apparentlies
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine knocking it out of the park and into orbit, though
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knew from the first one it was Sgt Pepper 😄
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Judas DJs @judasdjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got my MSc at 52. Do it!
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