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jenny tightpants

@jtp.bsky.social
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is the tweet people are getting mad about. it's not even "AI wrote code for deadlock." he just used it as a search engine
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the agent was gork btw
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh okay then
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
very nice. now let's see the host machine
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mountain tim was kind of an asshole for saying this to a paraplegic
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
on my way to sea world to sea world to learn how to speak whale so i can get some orcas to sink gabe's yacht
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
user 1: "i hate using windows now." me: "why don't you try switching to linux it might be easier than dealing with all that" user 1: "how dare you say the word linux to me" user 2 (ignoring user 1's original complaint): "not everyone hates windows you know. some people like it"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also the description you gave of disappointed american tourists in japan reminds me of paris syndrome.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blowjob brothers
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
understandable have a nice day
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
faster than it took for me to reply to you, even
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mfs who will spend 45 minutes uninstalling half their windows sloperating system every other update when you tell them to type 3 words into a black rectangle
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"windows is fine just run these scripts"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i know i'm being the smug linux stereotype at this point but i'm sorry windows users are so cucked. you control the OS you have on your computer
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nevermind i see what you mean. forgot they had cspan on tv and not just da internet
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
went looking for the footage out of curiosity and the official CNN footage that cuts away is on youtube you can watch it there. seems like they didn't broadcast the moment of death tho
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
after consulting the chart i can only conclude covid was created in a chinese laboratory to turn american teens gay
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"in the future the computer will use its vast stores of data to perfectly tailor art to your preferences" meanwhile this is the data the computer has about me
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
back to refreshing my email
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagining a japanese guy getting really mad at the modder who made pokemon emerald rotated 90 degrees to the right
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
does stuff like this not work on the switch 2?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you can watch porn on a steam deck tho
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
understandable have a nice day
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it occurs to me that this post might be making fun of this sam altman tweet cuz i keep seeing different variations of it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did it look like this? that's good if so. think this is one of the ones you get when you take good care of it. means you can trust your lawyer
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you're the mf who'd fall for this huh
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jjk kinda has a guy for this
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy for you
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's not my fault the grocery stores near me never stock the really spicy stuff
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i can't not think of this whenever i see that sequence
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
malfoid or some shit idk i never read harry potter
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the autism creature for anyone who doesn't know
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
needed a png of the autism creature for something but i forgot what it was called
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
erm... $jtightpants1
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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